Pele vs. Maradona

Batman goes up against some seriously brilliant, highly imaginative villains. Honestly, I’d be willing to step up if I just had one giggling psychopath for an arch-nemesis... maybe some obsessed woman with a plant fixation or a guy who can freeze you solid.

What does Superman even have? Does he have to stop some aliens or guys who turned into living energy monsters? Please... give me a break.

Aliens? Are you kidding me? We’ve got three heavy hitters here who are totally on the same level, and honestly, nobody needs anyone else's help. Not even Batman—he just needs Robin.

Tex Riley is just your run-of-the-mill mutant; honestly, even Felipe Gonzalez could take him down without breaking a sweat. Fanta 🙂 Only Professor Okultis actually stands a chance against him.

But let’s be real, Captain Mickey would absolutely destroy them all if he actually gave a damn.🙂

frozentiger6 said:But look, Captain Mickey would absolutely wreck them all. He'd tear them apart. 🙂

Except for Black Sten. If he actually laid eyes on him, he’d be shitting himself.

frozentiger6, you're talking nonsense. Honestly, I'd eat a sad little owl for breakfast if it meant getting a laugh. Even the wolves up in Minnesota aren't as hilarious as my Uncle. 😁

nimblemarlin17 said:P.S.: Batman is such a pushover they actually have to call him whenever they need help. Superman sees and monitors everything himself. 😎

😲 Batman is a pushover?!
At least Batman shows some grit, whereas Superman can't even handle Lois Lane when she's all over him.😁
I'm pretty sure Superman's actually into guys. 😁
Batman is just a total metrosexual.

Zagor is such a pushover! 😁

I mean, seriously, it’s just Robin. He’s basically there to help out whenever he feels like it... providing backup here and there. But Batman? He’s got the weight of an entire chaotic metropolis on his shoulders, which makes his role significantly more vital. People only call in Superman when things have truly gone south, when it’s a massive disaster. And let's not forget that one robot that manages to beat him down every single time they clash, or how a live electrical surge can just fry everything inside him...

Batman takes a 200V shock and still has enough energy left to go out and dismantle a few nasty criminals.

Look, He-Man is the undisputed GOAT. Fight me on it. This is honestly such a killer thread for talking football. Closed. 😎 😳