Justin Howard58 said:after this, nobody reading this is ever going to take me or Penny seriously again
Honestly, I couldn't care less.
If you’re that fragile, that’s your problem.
Am I out here wearing a Red Cross armband? Of course not. Am I supposed to be constantly worried about the mental or physical well-being of my fellow Americans? Sure, I should.
But I won't.
Are you going to vomit? No. Are you going to shoot up a vein? No. So what am I going to do about it?
As long as you aren't affecting me personally, everything is fine. No moral obligation is going to force censorship on me.
Things can get under my skin, but as long as I'm kept at arm's length, it stays strictly as words on a screen.
Despite my endless attempts (at least in these online circles) to rein in my own short temper, every once in a while, I run into a specific breed of person that really gets under my skin—the eternal wannabe. They’re wannabe cynics, wannabe sarcasms, wannabe intellectuals, wannabe bitches, wannabe comedians... just a constant loop of wannabes. Usually, they fall into these categories:
- They show up uninvited and try to hijack the entire conversation to suit their own agenda. Even when nobody asked for their opinion, they just can't help themselves. It’s the same pattern: even a trivial topic about some girl wanting to lose three pounds becomes the perfect stage for them to perform their routine of becoming a wannabe reckless (in three infantile outbursts).
- Their statements usually follow a formula: one attempt at being edgy, followed by one explanation. It’s because they are terrified that nobody will recognize their "wit" or "badassery" after they spout some nonsense, so they feel compelled to explain how they are actually cold-blooded cynics or how that comment was actually hilarious.
- They love assigning importance to themselves. Actually, let's call it what it is: they love assigning extreme importance to themselves. I shouldn't have to explain this, right? But here we go... despite being fully aware of their own insignificance (both in the thread and in the grand scheme of things), they try to convince us that every fiber of their being is infused with a sense of absolute superiority.
- They love to hide behind vague mumbling. It's a defense mechanism so no one recognizes them if they ran into them on the street in downtown Chicago; because while they act like tough fighters here, out in the real world, they're total crybabies. Sometimes they'll even lie about something obvious, like shaving years off their age just so we'll all think, "Jesus... she's so young... yet so a) smart b) well-read c) eloquent d) cool as a cucumber e) fake g) wannabe wannabe wannabe."
I could go on like this forever. But Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. ☕