Scary Movie 3

Maxi said:They say the first one is supposed to be the best. Honestly? What am I even talking about?
The first one isn't even the worst. Unlike that absolute trash !!!!! they served up with the last two.
The third one is such absolute trash !!!!! My friend, my girlfriend, and I couldn't even last 15 minutes before we were done.
We practically bolted out of the theater, crying over the wasted cash. Honestly, I could've just handed that money to the Jehovah's Witnesses or those "charity" workers who won't stop ringing my doorbell every single day...

So, you didn't like the intro?!
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When are we finally going to see Pamela Lee and that MTV host parodying themselves? Seriously.

I thought it was great.
Especially when Jeannie is tackling a crossword puzzle and starts tapping her foot like that... man, you can just see the gears grinding. It’s wild how she thinks.
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Even their conversation is absolutely hilarious. It’s pure comedy gold.
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I honestly feel like there was a way to handle this much more effectively.😱 🙂 🙂 🙂

Honestly, Scary Movie 3 is my absolute favorite—it just hits different for me, probably because the legendary David Zucker was behind the camera (you know, the guy who did Top Secret!, pistol goal, and Airplane!). He directed the fourth one too, but for me, the third one is still the winner—well, as much as a ridiculous parody can actually be "good," if you catch my drift.

Finally stumbled upon this thread, haha. My crew and I were so high we probably watched it at least 20 times total. Mostly just because we’d crack up every single time. Every time we rewatched it, we’d die laughing all over again at something funny we missed before. The best part is when Moholy-Nagy (or whatever that heavy-set Black guy with dreads is called) grabs a shovel and stretches it out like a rake.
The movie is legendary. Like when the President and Ja Rul end up in wheelchairs together.

It’s excellent... I’ve only seen it two or three times, but it’s great... definitely the best sequel.

The first one was actually a pretty decent jab at horror movies back in the day.
The second one is brainless, though that opening bit mocking The Exorcist is gold.
The third one is just boring and lacks those edgy, twisted jokes.
The fourth is a slight step up from the third, but it’s still packed with weak jokes and doesn't even bother parodying horror films.

Honestly, I started hating Scary Movie because it kicked off this massive wave of garbage parodies like Date movie, Epic Movie, and now this new 300 spoof is going to have such idiotic humor.
Parodies used to actually be good.

How many times has this thread already been bumped? 🤔

I think they're awesome 👍 those Scary Movies are my absolute favorites 🙏 but honestly, 3 and 4 are the best ones, especially that part with the confused Cindy 😂
plus I heard they might even make a 5th one coming out in 2008, which would be so cool 👍 👍 👍 🤣

Scary Movie rules 🙏 🙏 🙏