Charlie's Angels

Anyone know when this movie finally hits theaters here in the States?!
The premiere is July 2nd over here... I'm counting down the days, obviously! 😁

And naturally, here come the inevitable reviews once people actually see it...

quietorca27 said:I was wondering when this movie is finally going to hit theaters here in the States?!

Personally? I sincerely hope it never does.

analogrider15 said:I'm really, truly hoping—never...

🙂 😁
LOL!!
What do you mean? It’s perfect for chilling out!

For those $6.75 amount I’m being asked to shell out for this card, I could just buy four craft beers and actually enjoy my night instead.

Man, Cameron Diaz is just straight-up clueless in that movie, it’s actually insane!!!🙄

lonemarlin40 said:The way Cameron Diaz plays her character in this movie is just mind-blowingly stupid!!!🙄

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The movie was absolute garbage. American Pie is Citizen Kane compared to this mess. Honestly, I have zero expectations for the sequel... it definitely won't be any better. There's really only one movie out there worse than this, and that's The Sweetest Thing.
If anyone hates something as intensely as Hitler hated the Jews, tell them to watch these movies.

quietorca27: You probably don't see eye to eye with me on this. Just please spare me the "everyone has different tastes" or "well, the soundtrack was good" excuses.
Give me something specific. What actually works in this movie? You can talk about the first one if you want.

...I mean, if they'd just show some skin, maybe I'd care🙂 but honestly, the movie is 🙂 🤮

fadedsailor932 said:...if they actually showed some skin, maybe I'd be interested.

I don't know about that. Personally, I find the lead from Charlie's Angels totally unappealing—I really don't get how people find her hot—so that's not an option for me. Honestly, you'd find better curves on a cow eating Hershey's chocolate.

Timothy Cox2 said:I don't know about you guys... I just don't get the hype around her face. I don't see what people find attractive, so there's no way I'm going for that. Honestly, I'd rather have a milkshake than deal with that.

....man, whatever....I think she's gorgeous.😛 ...

Michelle Alvarez8 said:what Cameron? You only watch that movie for Lucy Liu... absolute perfection... 🙂

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that's what I've been telling you guys this whole time!!!
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....this movie is total garbage....but I guess like Michelle Alvarez8 says, you only watch it for Lucy Liu.....that's really the only reason.....mmm mmm mmm...I love watching them fight....yum..😁he he 😉

quietorca27 said:....this movie is pure garbage....

hey, did you actually sit through it?

quietorca27 said:Hey girl, did you catch that?

aha...😉....hm....I really hope you didn't take my comment personally....I mean, I guess it wasn't even about you...🙂

quietorca27 said:....this movie is pure garbage....but like Michelle Alvarez8 said, you only watch it for Lucy Liu.....that's the only reason.....mmm...I live for when the girls fight.....yum..😁hehe 😉

Yeah, but if I'm going to a theater just to see some hot chicks, I'd rather just stay home and watch porn. 🙂

slydrifter39 said:Yeah, I mean, if I'm only hitting the theater to see some hot actors, I might as well just stay home and watch something else. 🙂

haha... yeah, you're probably right about that... lol 😉

So, I hit up the premiere last night, and man, it was a total disaster. There wasn't a single brain cell to be found in the whole movie—just endless action sequences and those ridiculous, mindless American sales pitches they love to shove down our throats.

I mean, look, it’s not like the movie is absolute garbage...

But it actually got me thinking about something else entirely. If astrology pops up in a script, why is the villain always some kind of Scorpio? It's such a cliché.

1. Are Scorpios just born to be the bad guys?
2. Does it make people feel kind of small when they're being compared to a Scorpio?
3. And are all the other zodiac signs basically cheated out of their chance to be the antagonist?

God, these questions are getting deep...

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Charlie's Angels is just a failed parody of The Matrix.

Let me guess... total sensory overload error!!!

Nah, it’s not exactly an overkill, but it is pretty obnoxious. And honestly? It’s just poorly executed.