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Best and worst biblical movies: What are your picks?

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mistyseal8 mistyseal8 Member
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joined Apr 2014
#41 ·
wiredraven82 said:Man, you’ve completely missed the mark here—no offense intended, brother, but this is a massive blunder on your part:

First off, during the era of the Western Roman Empire, people spoke CLASSICAL LATIN/used Classical pronunciation. Period.

That’s the version with: Kaiser (not Caesar), Lunae (not Lunae with a soft sound), Cicero (not Kicker-oh), etc.

This other way—this "Caesar," "Lunae" thing, with the diphthongs like ae, oe, io, and the "C" being soft instead of a "K"... that is: TRADITIONAL (ECCLESIASTICAL) LATIN/pronunciation. This is the version that developed once Latin was practically a dead language—not totally gone, but certainly on its last legs—evolving into ECCLESIASTICAL LATIN during the Middle Ages, long after the Western Roman Empire had fallen (leaving only the Byzantine Empire, which is a whole different story).

I have no idea where you got the idea that different social classes used different pronunciations during the Western Roman Empire (or the Republic). You’ve confused social status symbols—the distinction between Patricians and Plebeians within the Latin ethnicity—with linguistic variation. Those distinctions weren't about how they spoke Latin; everyone used the CLASSICAL dialect. It was about something else entirely. 🙂

Actually, no.

There was high-society Latin and then there was the slang used by the lower classes. For instance, the upper crust would look down on the "populares"—their own people who dressed and talked like the commoners. A good example is how a certain Claudia might have changed her name to Clodia to sound more like she belonged to the lower tiers. Her brother did the same. This is actually one of the main reasons why they hated Julius Caesar; he sided with the plebeians and spoke just like them.
Michael Ortiz68 Michael Ortiz68 Regular
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#42 ·
I find it hard to believe that nobody has brought up The Fist of Jesus yet.

Michael Richardson66 Michael Richardson66 Member
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joined May 2014
#43 ·
I’m really not looking to get into any heated debates over those comedies centered around Jesus... honestly, even that scene where Noah shows up totally wasted in one of those movies is just way too much for me. Now, Ben-Hur? That’s an absolute classic. As for Jesus of Nazareth, it’s alright, pretty standard stuff. But Masada is fantastic—it’s definitely not some New Testament thing...
goldenskipper72 goldenskipper72 Member
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#44 ·
Anyone seen anything on Samson? I’m talking high-octane action, like how he just absolutely wrecks those Philistines—something more along the lines of the Hulk.
...it would be such a killer topic if they handled it with that raw, biblical grit instead of watering it down for some classic Hollywood vibe. I was wondering if anyone
knows if there's a version out there that's actually bloody, featuring thousands upon thousands getting slaughtered just like the Bible describes...
swiftangler2 swiftangler2 Newcomer
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#45 ·
goldenskipper72 said:Anyone seen anything on Samson? I’m talking high-octane action, like how he just absolutely wrecks those Philistines—something more along the lines of the Hulk.
...it would be such a killer topic if they handled it with that raw, biblical grit instead of watering it down for some classic Hollywood vibe. I was wondering if anyone
knows if there's a version out there that's actually bloody, featuring thousands upon thousands getting slaughtered just like the Bible describes...

There’s an animated series on YouTube in three parts: First

Second

Third

I know it’s a parody, but I think it’s the closest thing to what you're looking for. There's enough blood to go around. 😁
Lawrence Booth2 Lawrence Booth2 Regular
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#46 ·
After poking around this subject for several years now—digging through everything from films about Jesus and Easter movies to stuff about Maria or Christmas and various saints—I’ve landed on a pretty specific conclusion: you can find maybe 5,000 titles that have some sort of connection to the Bible
but if we’re being honest, less than 1% of those actually qualify as real movies—meaning they were actually made for theaters and played on a big screen somewhere in the world for at least a day
everything else is just MINISERIES, TV movies, cartoons, animated series, or those weird artistic projects I don't even know how to categorize (like when the "actors" are just wooden puppets or those animal movies with rabbits, or those generic Christmas movies that don't even touch on religion)

Honestly, I’m convinced nobody could dig up more than 50 decent biblical films that actually meet the criteria I just laid out

I personally managed to find about 25 for Jesus
maybe ten for Maria
and fewer than 10 regarding the Resurrection

So, looking at the big picture, I'd say there are maybe 30 solid titles out there dealing with biblical themes
Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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joined Mar 2015
#47 ·
goldenskipper72 said:Anyone seen anything on Samson? I’m talking high-octane action, like how he just absolutely wrecks those Philistines—something more along the lines of the Hulk.
...it would be such a killer topic if they handled it with that raw, biblical grit instead of watering it down for some classic Hollywood vibe. I was wondering if anyone
knows if there's a version out there that's actually bloody, featuring thousands upon thousands getting slaughtered just like the Bible describes...

Man, I thought they did a pretty mediocre job with Samson in that "The Bible" series.
Kyle Vaughn8 Kyle Vaughn8 Active MemberOP
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joined Mar 2015
#48 ·
Catching "The Messiah" on ABC tonight at 11:50 PM
Rossellini recommended it—definitely worth a look? 👍

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