Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

So this is what happens when you mess around with guys from Russia

http://www.break.com/video/russian-m...around-2602555

What a total jerk 😲 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

hehehehehehehe

Dammit...

Clean up the SEC

🙂

Robin Fox2 said:Good grief...

What's the name?

Jack Murphy5 said:What's the name?

Alexandria Morgan, here's some more shots of her if you're interested 😳 http://thechive.com/2014/04/22/if-he...-be-26-photos/

http://sprdex.com/2014-04/kviz-sazna...oliki-si-american
An American ☕

Me too. ☕

You aren't just an American; you are the very essence of the United States! When you go to give blood, you probably get frustrated because it's such a deep, vibrant red, and people call you "Luke" in social circles because the old-school radicals start trembling the moment you step within a yard of them. Your devotion to this country is so intense that the only thing more patriotic than your actual heart is that massive American flag tattoo on your shoulder. When your blood pressure spikes, the entire Midwest starts shrinking in fear; in the summer, you live in Crocs, and even your bathroom is decked out in red, white, and blue tiles.

Taylor Cook96 said:Alexandria Morgan, here's some more shots of her if you're interested 😳 http://thechive.com/2014/04/22/if-he...-be-26-photos/

Thanks. 🙂

Anti-American ☕

You’re a disgrace to the very roads you walk on—roads built by people at the Department of Transportation who actually care about this country, unlike you. You're a total mess, an atheist, and frankly, probably a traitor too. You hate this nation so much you’d twist any word just to make it sound offensive. We see right through you. We know exactly who you are and where you live.

You aren't just an American, you're the embodiment of one... When you go to get blood drawn, you probably get annoyed because it's red, and people call you "Luke" because the socialists start weeping the moment you step within a yard of them. Your heart beats for the States, but even that is eclipsed by that massive patriotic heart tattoo on your shoulder... When your blood pressure spikes, the federal budget starts shrinking preemptively, you wear Crocs all summer, and your bathroom is tiled in red, white, and blue...

🤣 About 90% of the replies I see are perfectly reasonable—parking spots, that guy with the chain, and so on...

I suspect there is a single question that truly defines who you are, and nothing else really matters...🤣

Hey guys, can anyone help me out here?

So, I was thinking about hitting up Maui this summer to finally give my legs a break, and I’m wondering which spot is actually the best for a getaway with my girlfriend? Like, what would you guys recommend? Should I look into Lahaina? Paia? Kula?
Any advice at all would be huge.

Peter Thompson4 said:Hey guys, can anyone help me out here?

So, I was thinking about hitting up Maui this summer to finally give my legs a break, and I’m wondering which spot is actually the best for a getaway with my girlfriend? Like, what would you guys recommend? Should I look into Lahaina? Paia? Kula?
Any advice at all would be huge.

Just leave her at home and then it doesn't really matter which place you pick. 🤷

Peter Thompson4 said:Hey guys, can anyone help me out here?

So, I was thinking about hitting up Maui this summer to finally give my legs a break, and I’m wondering which spot is actually the best for a getaway with my girlfriend? Like, what would you guys recommend? Should I look into Lahaina? Paia? Kula?
Any advice at all would be huge.

Check your PM ☕

Good grief, man, just be a bit more creative and take her out to some quiet spot in rural Kentucky instead. Either way, you’ll end up spending a lot less money.

St. Tropez is calling our names this year—is anyone else thinking about making the trip? ☕

I felt a certain sense of frustration last year when you couldn't find a single bottle of Corton-Charlemagne Grand Cru aged prior to '66 anywhere in the entire city.

I know we used to joke about how "we'll arrive at the hotel and realize there aren't five stars anymore," but if I'm being honest, there was always this underlying sense that we were being treated like second-class citizens.