Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

The only version of a crazed Max I can actually get behind

Keith Miller30 said:I just finished watching Mad Max (2015), and honestly, I’d rank it as the TOP1 worst movie ever made, especially when you consider that I've sat through absolute disasters like The Legend of Hercules and things of that caliber before.

I honestly thought you were watching

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1268238/

I’ll just say this: after watching this movie, I wouldn't dream of even thinking about dating Charlize Theron. It’s purely a matter of principle, really. ☕

Keith Miller30 said:I’ll just say this: after watching this movie, I wouldn't dream of even thinking about dating Charlize Theron. It’s purely a matter of principle, really. ☕

I probably would, though—but there is absolutely no way I'm doing a handjob with that hand. ☕

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aMQQ111_460sv.mp4

😂

Henry Hayes3 said:man, it took you long enough...☕

Man, looking at your avatar, I get the feeling you appreciate the finer things in life, and if you have a taste for high-quality aesthetics, wouldn't you agree that there's nothing quite like a well-crafted scene? If that's the case, I’d highly recommend checking out a specific moment from the series The Fall where Jamie Dornan shows off what he's working with; you might just find yourself captivated by his recent physique. It's truly impressive, man—absolutely stunning, yet somehow still understated.

S02E02

If a show is a true masterpiece, does it even need an introduction?

it’s a "must," but honestly, the real question is whether it actually matters right now

Walter Grant5 said:http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aMQQ111_460sv.mp4

😂

🤣🤣

Mad Max really is a bad movie.

vivideagle7 said:I probably would, though—but there is absolutely no way I'm doing a handjob with that hand. ☕

Why though? It’s not like there's any exhaustion or eyes rolling back in their head. ☕

The new Mad Max kicks ass in the first, second, and third acts...

Patrick Martin said:Why though? It’s not like there's any exhaustion or eyes rolling back in their head. ☕

I’d much rather just play it myself than let some machine come along and snatch away my gold😁

Robin Fox2 said:The new Mad Max kicks ass in the first, second, and third acts...

it's really just a string of mediocre movies.

you guys just stick to your little shows and whatever ☕

Patrick Martin said:you guys just stick to your little shows and whatever ☕

I'm honestly not sure what your issue is. I guess you've become something of a legend on this Reddit for someone who obsessively defends things that just can't be defended. It almost feels pathological at this point, like maybe you don't even believe what you're writing anymore. You seem to praise movies that aren't even relevant to film history—just some marginal stuff that makes money simply because people seem to favor mediocre films these days.

Matthew Anderson4 said:it's really just a string of mediocre movies.

I don't remember the old one all that well, but I guess this new one is pretty rough. It seems to try and establish its own world and style, but there's maybe not much of a plot, and it feels like just two hours of violence.

I fell asleep after thirty minutes of the new Mad Max.

Matthew Anderson4 said:it's really just a string of mediocre movies.

I'm with you. I honestly don't get the hype. This new one is decent enough action for me. Honestly, I'd rather just have pure action than some tedious, pathetic plot we've seen a hundred times before. Look, the second one is a solid film, but that first one? It's an absolute snooze fest. I have no idea what people are actually seeing in that movie. 🤷

I get it—things were different back then, and I respect that. But there are plenty of old films that actually sparked movements and still hold up incredibly well; they’re probably better than 99% of what's being churned out today. With that first Mad Max, though, I just can't get behind it. Maybe it's just my subjective take, but I think time has finally caught up with it and left it behind. 🤷

Not really. I went back and watched the first two much later on, and it wasn't that time had somehow improved them—it's just that they are genuinely good movies. I absolutely love them, but let's be real, they aren't exactly masterpieces. In my opinion, the first one is the best of the series (and I have plenty of arguments to back that up), whereas the third one is actually better than that exhausting Fury Road.