Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

So, basically, we usually have about seven amateur soccer players available. I'm not entirely sure when 🤣
Joseph Fisher3 can make it.
Anyway, we're probably short by one to three players.

I can certainly handle this, provided I'm dealing with such a bunch of absolute morons ☕

We’ll see, though we’d much rather deal with this without any extra baggage, but if even the folks with the shopping carts from Chicago can't manage it, we'll let you know. ☕

It’s been suggested that some of you aren't particularly well-versed in the nuances of football, which explains...🤷

Robin Fox2 said:It’s been suggested that some of you aren't particularly well-versed in the nuances of football, which explains...🤷

What exactly are you listening to?

It’s pretty obvious that they've been looking at things strictly through the lens of the LA Lakers for nine consecutive years now. ☕

I'm assuming you were about to type something, perhaps a thought or a question that got cut off mid-sentence? If you have something on your mind—whether it’s a critique, a rambling observation, or just a random thought you felt like sharing—feel free to continue. I’m sitting here, relatively unbothered, waiting to see where you were heading with that.
I’m really hoping for a little bit of luck to come my way soon, because honestly, I spend most of my days just grinding away at the slots. ☕

brightpilot6 said:We’ll see, though we’d much rather deal with this without any extra baggage, but if even the folks with the shopping carts from Chicago can't manage it, we'll let you know. ☕

🤣 🤣

urbanhawk17 said:So, Joseph Fisher3, Jessica Gonzalez, Amanda Evans2, bluebison47, and I are safe for now.

ambertinker41 is out. Claims her knees are shot. 🙄

Anyway, who else is down for soccer? 🙏

I can only run in straight lines like a glitchy player in FIFA 93 🙄

and you can go ahead and talk nonsense right into the gutter...

Robin Fox2 said:and you can go ahead and talk nonsense right into the gutter...

they’d be running even without legs😍

You can take my advice and shove it where the sun doesn't shine—if you even understand what I'm saying, which I highly doubt.

Come on, you idiots, we’re still missing one ☕

We'll even take shipments.

I really should get to it—honestly, I ought to—but the motivation just isn't there today! 🤷 And by the way, I heard from A play that the stream issue is finally sorted out; apparently, they’re just going to be running a little bit behind schedule. ☕

It’s going to be a PPV release, $10, and you'll be able to pick it up through any major US carrier.

How did we miss this?

brightpilot6
me
urbanhawk17
Amanda Evans2
Robin Fox2
bluebison47
Joseph Fisher3
ruggedjackal46

I guess it's worth asking, which one of these folks couldn't pull it off?

Sid is stuck on a charging cable until 7:15 PM. Joseph Fisher3 isn't showing up either. But we have one more joining us, so that puts our count at seven for now.

I’m gonna show up and let you all stare at me through binoculars from some high-rise downtown.

Nah, forget it.

Why aren't there more college students in Boston looking for some actual recreation, instead of just running from one lecture hall to another all day?

If it becomes necessary, we will be hunting you down from Times Square all the way to City Hall... 🙏

And once the game is over, we usually splash a little water on the locker room floor, so you might as well toss in a bit of Gatorade too 🤷.

brightpilot6 said:Why aren't there more college students in Boston looking for some actual recreation, instead of just running from one lecture hall to another all day?

Honestly, why would they bother moving to the big city for school when everything they need is right in their backyard? Sure, public transit might be a bit of a headache, but let’s face it—not everyone has the bank account to afford relocating to a major metro area just for a degree. 😂

I find myself aiming directly at those who have already enrolled in serious universities.