Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

102 kg, alright let's hear it then, Patrick Martin, what have you got to say about that?

Minus 20. That puts me at 82. ☕

62

The odds look to be around ninety to one, I suppose.

I’ll take this opportunity to give a little nudge to those who failed to show up for the hackathon...☕

🤣 So, who else here feels totally let down?

It’s probably better if certain people just stay quiet, I suppose... ☕

steelgardener24 said:🤣 So, who else here feels totally let down?

It was six against six, which made things incredibly tense, until the referee completely lost control of the situation...

My old man and I were easily the most disappointed ones there...😢

Are you guys kidding me? You’re all absolute bottom-feeders, just straight-up parasites.

The numbers are constantly bouncing between 125 and 127. ☕

Suppose we have a scenario where there is a gradual ascent up to 127 three times a day, followed by three sudden drops down to 125 ☕

Patrick Martin said:Are you guys kidding me? You’re all absolute bottom-feeders, just straight-up parasites.

The numbers are constantly bouncing between 125 and 127. ☕

What height are we talking about here? Like 5'8"?☕

Robin Fox2 said:It was six against six, which made things incredibly tense, until the referee completely lost control of the situation...

My old man and I were easily the most disappointed ones there...😢

So, out of pure spite, we went for a five-mile run last night. ☕

And honestly, it felt more like three on three. 😁

Jesse Sullivan5 said:What height are we talking about here? Like 5'8"?☕

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Jesse Sullivan5 said:What height are we talking about here? Like 5'8"?☕

just throw Neymar in there too☕

Man, we really went all out at the soccer match yesterday. I should probably apologize to the ref for that sliding tackle earlier.

The sentencing at the federal courthouse in Chicago was quite the spectacle

160-120-35
yawn

Sun, shadows, all that... life is quite difficult, truly...

Honestly, if you listen to them speak even half as fast as they try to, you realize they’re basically holding everything upside down... it's just plain ridiculous, really.

She was just asking about her breast size, and then out of nowhere, she practically jumped out of her skin...

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