Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Imagine Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali, and Donald Trump all in the ring at once 🙏 🙏 🙏

🤣🤣;rofl:;lol:😂😂:rfol:🤣

It was the question of the day.

The level of pure irritation here is basically a fashion icon in its absolute prime...

Amanda Evans2 said:It was the question of the day.

The level of pure irritation here is basically a fashion icon in its absolute prime...

I am just sitting here waiting for someone to start spinning conspiracy theories about how the Masons are involved, pulling the strings of every local diner from behind the scenes. 🤣

Wait, is this actually that ex-girlfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo's from those commercials they keep blasting on ABC every five minutes?

Keith Rodriguez27 said:Wait, is this actually that ex-girlfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo's from those commercials they keep blasting on ABC every five minutes?

If you're talking about Victoria's Secret or whatever they call it, then yeah, that's her.😁

Honestly, I have no idea what I was thinking going there yesterday, but since I was already out, I figured I'd swing by Walmart and grab a 5lb bag of potatoes. I'm getting lunch ready today, so I grabbed two from the top of the bag and rinsed them under the tap, but the second I touched them, something felt off. I gave them a light wash, but then suddenly...



Just be careful, they're hard as a rock.



The store should really handle this better.

Well, damn 🤣🤣🤣

At this rate, Walmart might just start selling us bricks next.

Too much 😁
So, how did you prepare him?

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Screw them all 🤣

So, did you go with the slow cook or just throw it in a pan to fry?😂

Go hard on the salad #stronger

Man, I'm telling you, those VA16 guys really know their way around a kitchen, whereas our VB16 crew couldn't even manage to wipe their own mouths if they tried, honestly they're such a mess they'd probably end up serving us a burnt steak for lunch 😂

If you ever ran into me in a dark alley, man, I’d have you for breakfast and still be hungry ☕

restlesssurfer97 said:So, did you go with the slow cook or just throw it in a pan to fry?😂

Where the hell is Leonard Nimoy🙂 .

A dark past just completely swallowed him whole🙂.

Patrick Martin said:If you ever ran into me in a dark alley, man, I’d have you for breakfast and still be hungry ☕

Man, I’d be serving up my own brain through a straw by then😂

restlesssurfer97 said:A dark past just completely swallowed him whole🙂.

She won't be asking about you for long🙂

same thing

Seriously, if you can't wrap your head around this, you're hopeless. You need to be hitting at least 12 out of 14 just to be considered decent. Otherwise, do us all a favor: grab a rope and find the nearest tree branch.