Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Does anyone happen to know where restlesssurfer97 has wandered off to? ☕

Robert?

Jesse Sullivan5 said:Does anyone happen to know where restlesssurfer97 has wandered off to? ☕

So, he was asking me about that the other day too. I guess. Maybe. 😳 So, I’m getting some leftovers from him. Says he spends his time out walking sheep. I guess.
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Hannibal really starts to find its footing once you actually make it through the first season...

Amanda Evans2 said:Hannibal really starts to find its footing once you actually make it through the first season...

The Sopranos are just as good if you can get past being intimidated by actual masterpieces.

I've been catching up on Silicon Valley—everything that's been released so far—and I must say, I'm feeling pretty satisfied with it.

ambertinker41 said:The Sopranos are just as good if you can get past being intimidated by actual masterpieces.

Everything happens when it's meant to happen... ☕

Both restlesssurfer97 and Walter Grant5 are expected to make their appearance within a twenty-four hour window 🙏🙏

this is about two pages 🙏

total sensation 🙏

brightpilot6 said:Both restlesssurfer97 and Walter Grant5 are expected to make their appearance within a twenty-four hour window 🙏🙏

Are you kidding me? 🙏 🙏

Well, hello there... you all really let me down this time.

It’s going down in less than 24 hours, man. Seriously, you guys actually went out and bought that absolute garbage newspaper, and now you're sitting there aiming at nothing, just totally missing the mark on everything we have going on inside. I’m telling you, I’m gonna tear them apart like a storm ripping through a cabbage patch. It’s honestly pathetic.

Wait, was there no crown inside?

It’s a shame you weren't around during that epic conquest of Decima.

You see, SS and the rest of the VB16 crew managed to squeeze themselves into such microscopic crevices that we couldn't even send an amoeba in there to hunt them down.

By the way, SS still hasn't made an appearance.

they’re basically just scratching the surface of quantum mechanics

hey Kenek,

You're lying to the public. VB16 didn't go anywhere; she was just celebrating Real Madrid's win because the other Madrid fans turned out to be such cowards we couldn't even tell who was who.

The main thing is that you guys had a blast celebrating.

Only masochists enjoy losing like this.

The Lakers knocked you out earlier than expected.

You really have to wonder what kind of masochistic streak someone has to possess to celebrate in a tiny little hole like that, you know?

Just a little masochist, haha.