Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

bluebison47, my profile picture and the cut 🙏🙏

Much obliged, though I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that you're the only one with enough sense to recognize true quality when it's right in front of you ☕

It likely already happened 😁

Zlatan - the local greasy spoon cook
Apolon - Apolon
Neymar - the guy walking through the mud

Ivan Ergić is definitely VB16

I honestly thought he was playing it smart for a while there, didn't I? But then it finally clicked why he’s making such a fuss now.

He completely neglects the physical development of these kids while absolutely wrecking them mentally, all while singing praises for the La Masia academy.☕

Pure artistry on the pitch ☕

They’re trying to pull this crap over in America too, man ☕

Let's see if these Air Maxes actually hold up after a week...

Congrats, Michelle Palmer6, is this what pride feels like?...☕

A guy wearing Air Maxes is asking 😁>

The era of 'Half an Hour of Culture' has officially come to an end 😢

Hey, Michelle Palmer6, what's up with 😲? I mean, you didn't say anything, man. We probably could've found some way to get you moved over to the States, maybe if we had a connection through Air Canada or something... ☕

Michelle Palmer6 said:A guy wearing Air Maxes is asking 😁>

I suppose I have a soft spot for whatever the kids are into these days, especially if it’s draped in red and black... Amanda Evans2 likes.

Did your mom cough up the cash for those kicks?

Those of us who don't blow our entire paycheck at McDonald's... we actually have some money left over...

Robin Fox2 said:I suppose I have a soft spot for whatever the kids are into these days, especially if it’s draped in red and black... Amanda Evans2 likes.

We should take a stroll together sometime, maybe down by the pier near where they have those roller skates...

Jesse Sullivan5 said:The era of 'Half an Hour of Culture' has officially come to an end 😢

They’ve basically just lost their way ever since those local neighborhood games became some sort of official cultural heritage 😳

You guys are gonna be picking my skin apart 😂

Heh heh...

Jesse Sullivan5 said:You’re already stumbling during the second set! ☕

What an idiot. ☕

Do I seriously have to win every single pair? 😢