Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Hillary Clinton 👋

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nimblemarlin9 said:This Reddit livestream says it all—once Juričan shows up later, the whole damn table is gonna be on fire... ☕

God, Bob is such an exhausting guy.

Finally, we won't have to deal with this fake nonsense anymore.

Noah Roberts46 said:God, Bob is such an exhausting guy.

Finally, we won't have to deal with this fake nonsense anymore.

If this were a functional country, he’d have been behind bars ages ago for tax evasion.

This loss honestly feels just like that total massacre back in '94 during the Democratic Party finals, where we got absolutely steamrolled by a duo—one guy from Mexico and one from the States—who ran a campaign that was tactically flawless. It was brutal.

And look, let's be real here: Donald Trump was my first choice all along. This whole "scorched earth" Plan B turned out to be a complete bust. Dammit, the bench is way too thin and there’s just zero time left for a comeback.

I'm just picturing Joe Biden back at the FIFA World Cup 2022 in Cairo, just laughing his head off at the finalists and totally mocking them.

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Noah Ross7 said:I'm just picturing Joe Biden back at the FIFA World Cup 2022 in Cairo, just laughing his head off at the finalists and totally mocking them.

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Honestly, I might actually get behind that... if it was purely just to spite the hosts and watch them lose their minds. 🤣

ruggedjackal46 said:I highly doubt Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović is cunning enough to play a game like that, and she’s certainly too vain to intentionally embarrass herself or provoke a loss. Honestly, the woman just snapped, plain and simple. And let's be real, this doesn't help Andrej Plenković either; the elections made it clear that the right wing would rather vote for Mirko Škoro or just stay home than cast a ballot for his Republican Party.

Listening to her, it really sounds like a massive weight has been lifted off her shoulders. It's like a heavy stone finally rolled away from her heart. Honestly, it was clearly an overwhelming amount of stress that she just wasn't equipped to handle.

My candidate didn't win 😢

Jacob, hang in there...

Noah Ross7 said:I'm just picturing Joe Biden back at the FIFA World Cup 2022 in Cairo, just laughing his head off at the finalists and totally mocking them.

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Cairo and all those other Gulf states are probably going to be one giant bonfire pretty soon.

I'm still holding out hope that the 2022 FIFA World Cup final happens at Wembley Stadium. Or maybe Beijing if things go south.

Man, they've been proving it since the dawn of time.

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So, everyone, did you all just lose your minds?

People always start making excuses when they actually have to step up
That's just how marriage works...

Peter Thompson4 said:So, everyone, did you all just lose your minds?

Heading over to the politics sub on Reddit

Peter Thompson4 said:So, everyone, did you all just lose your minds?

A little bit about Hillary Clinton yesterday, but more importantly, let's make sure Jacob doesn't get worked up.

Peter Thompson4 said:So, everyone, did you all just lose your minds?

Gentlemen don't discuss topics like this. ☕

Patrick Martin said:This loss honestly feels just like that total massacre back in '94 during the Democratic Party finals, where we got absolutely steamrolled by a duo—one guy from Mexico and one from the States—who ran a campaign that was tactically flawless. It was brutal.

And look, let's be real here: Donald Trump was my first choice all along. This whole "scorched earth" Plan B turned out to be a complete bust. Dammit, the bench is way too thin and there’s just zero time left for a comeback.

Don't sweat it, Patrick Martin. We’re heading out into the November chill to hit the polls together for Donald Trump. Let's get our votes in before those mindless zombies take over everything. 😉

Hang in there, Ajut

It’s a fair point, really—perhaps if there were just a bit more hollow nationalism in Ajut’s neck of the woods, it might finally deliver all that much-coveted prosperity they seem to be chasing.☕

Ajuto Franjo Harmon's Larry Fox5
You bandits better back off 🙂

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Charles Roberts33 said:Gentlemen don't discuss topics like this. ☕

Don't sweat it, Patrick Martin. We’re heading out into the November chill to hit the polls together for Donald Trump. Let's get our votes in before those mindless zombies take over everything. 😉

They aren't zombies; they're more like Zomboids.
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