Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Noah Perez2 said:On a different note, Joe Biden leaves a strong initial impression. If he maintains this level of consistency, he arguably possesses more statesmanlike potential than any of the uncharismatic presidents we've seen since 2000. He is clearly far more intelligent than the faction that elected him based on pseudo-ideological whims, and he is already distancing himself from that rude mob trying to ride his coattails. Authoritative and stylish—I'll be quiet now. ☕

He would certainly be much better suited to an executive role than serving as Prime Minister.

And as those folks from the Central Valley said, let’s finally get a President Vlaj from there too. Good luck, Zoki, you're going to need it. ☕

Caught a clip of it, looks pretty decent so far. Wishing him the best.

Noah Roberts46 said:The real question is whether Hillary Clinton would even want to watch Prometheus; honestly, it might be a bit too complex for her.

Look, if she had been under my wing, I guarantee you she wouldn't have gone around claiming Independence Day was her favorite movie.🤦

Charles Roberts33 said:If Ajut wanted her, he would've had her by now ☕

Respect, god damnit 😠😠

Honestly, I'm totally over blondes. Brunettes are where it's at ☕

Ajuto gave his heart to Franjo Harmon, much like how Samuel Umtiti did.

Anyone actually know how Marshall ended up with that nickname?

Patrick Martin said:Anyone actually know how Marshall ended up with that nickname?

How?

Patrick Martin said:Honestly, I'm totally over blondes. Brunettes are where it's at ☕

Nice one, Patrick, you’re onto something here. It’s no coincidence that dark-haired women have been driving composers crazy for centuries.😉.







The whole notion that blondes are more attractive is mostly just a byproduct of Hugh Hefner’s magazines and early Hollywood—pretty much an American obsession.☕.

ruggedjackal46 said:How?

It’s always the same thing—constant bossing around. "You gotta do this," "you need to do that," "do it my way," "you will do it." Just endless, relentless micromanaging until they suddenly think they’re some kind of dictator.🤦

To be perfectly honest, I’m not entirely sure if you’re just recounting a bad joke or if you actually believe that.

Anyone actually know where that whole Hitler salute thing even came from?

Charles Roberts33 said:Nice one, Patrick, you’re onto something here. It’s no coincidence that dark-haired women have been driving composers crazy for centuries.😉.

The whole notion that blondes are more attractive is mostly just a byproduct of Hugh Hefner’s magazines and early Hollywood—pretty much an American obsession.☕.

I dated a blonde once and man, she nearly took my eye out with her hair when she spun around too fast

Patrick Martin said:I dated a blonde once and man, she nearly took my eye out with her hair when she spun around too fast

So was she shaved?

Patrick Martin said:It’s always the same thing—constant bossing around. "You gotta do this," "you need to do that," "do it my way," "you will do it." Just endless, relentless micromanaging until they suddenly think they’re some kind of dictator.🤦

🤣

Charles Roberts33 said:Nice one, Patrick, you’re onto something here. It’s no coincidence that dark-haired women have been driving composers crazy for centuries.😉.

The whole notion that blondes are more attractive is mostly just a byproduct of Hugh Hefner’s magazines and early Hollywood—pretty much an American obsession.☕.

So, fellas, just curious—who else here does it? 😉

Whether they’re dark, whether they’re blonde—honestly, I don't care. As long as they've got some backbone, we're good.

Patrick Martin said:Anyone actually know where that whole Hitler salute thing even came from?

How exactly?

darkseal9 said:So was she shaved?

Of course she was tripping. If he hadn't been acting like that, I would’ve actually ended up obsessing over Groucho Marx. ☕

ruggedjackal46 said:🤣

So, fellas, just curious—who else here does it? 😉

Whether they’re dark, whether they’re blonde—honestly, I don't care. As long as they've got some backbone, we're good.

How exactly?

Man, he used to be this young guy working as a house painter back in the day. Whenever he’d show up at someone's place to talk shop about a job, he’d walk right up to the wall and start gesturing with his hand, moving it from the baseboard all the way up to the ceiling molding, like, "from the floor up to the crown." It was like some weird occupational hazard—that motion just got hardwired into his brain, you know? Now, his hand just starts twitching up and down automatically.

So there you go, now you know. ☕

The hidden chapters of history, almost as if we were living through our own version of Issue One ☕

Patrick Martin said:Man, he used to be this young guy working as a house painter back in the day. Whenever he’d show up at someone's place to talk shop about a job, he’d walk right up to the wall and start gesturing with his hand, moving it from the baseboard all the way up to the ceiling molding, like, "from the floor up to the crown." It was like some weird occupational hazard—that motion just got hardwired into his brain, you know? Now, his hand just starts twitching up and down automatically.

So there you go, now you know. ☕

😲

Still 🙏

Sweden is playing a friendly right now and they’ve got Darijan Bojanić, Dina Islamović, Anel Ahmedhodžić, Muamer Tanković, and Aleksander Kačaniklić on the roster... man, these guys absolutely wrecked those Swiss people 🙏

I’ve been keeping an eye on handball lately. Honestly, if they decided to bring in the Video Assistant Referee, every single game would drag on for four hours straight, and we’d end up with scores just like in soccer—nothing but 2:1 or 0:0 finishes. ☕

Handball is basically just a sport driven by subjective referee calls.