Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

It seems we've all already attended the christening, so perhaps your invitation somehow got lost in the mail ☕

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So, once again, he didn't give me an answer 🙏

brightpilot6 said:It seems we've all already attended the christening, so perhaps your invitation somehow got lost in the mail ☕

I'm probably not going to show up for those Italians' christenings.

Eric Fox7 said:Man, when people stop posting on Facebook 🕺

Btw, what happened with Nimoy? Did he just delete his account?

Honestly, I just stick to Instagram so I can follow Cristiano Ronaldo and some random teenagers.

Look, I'm a total nerd about it, but I don't really have the bandwidth. Since I haven't been around here much lately, I try to make the most of my time when I am actually logged in. 😁

It’s probably your turn now too—I highly doubt your family isn't asking you about it. 🍿

urbanhawk17 said:So, once again, he didn't give me an answer 🙏

Just freaking chill out 🙏

Paul Sanders5 said:Honestly, I just stick to Instagram so I can follow Cristiano Ronaldo and some random teenagers.

Look, I'm a total nerd about it, but I don't really have the bandwidth. Since I haven't been around here much lately, I try to make the most of my time when I am actually logged in. 😁

It’s probably your turn now too—I highly doubt your family isn't asking you about it. 🍿

I didn't catch you there. Are you in Chicago right now, or somewhere else usually?

Are you married yet?

Paul Sanders5 said:Just freaking chill out 🙏

I'm feeling pretty tense now; this caught me off guard. I want everything right here and right now.

We can move to PM if you'd rather not deal with it here.

urbanhawk17 said:I'm probably not going to show up for those Italians' christenings.

That’s such a shame, really... we used to take those optional trips out to the little villages in Lombardy.

The only rule was we couldn't bring the dogs into the dining halls, but whatever, I guess that was just how it was.😢

urbanhawk17 said:I didn't catch you there. Are you in Chicago right now, or somewhere else usually?

Are you married yet?

Nah, honestly, nothing's really changed since before. 🙏

God forbid, man... I'm saving the divorce for when my midlife crisis actually hits. 🙏

bluebison47 said:That’s such a shame, really... we used to take those optional trips out to the little villages in Lombardy.

The only rule was we couldn't bring the dogs into the dining halls, but whatever, I guess that was just how it was.😢

Did you guys ever burn effigies?

Paul Sanders5 said:Nah, honestly, nothing's really changed since before. 🙏

God forbid, man... I'm saving the divorce for when my midlife crisis actually hits. 🙏

So, as a conservative, how can you even justify having a kid out of wedlock? 😲

bluebison47 said:That’s such a shame, really... we used to take those optional trips out to the little villages in Lombardy.

The only rule was we couldn't bring the dogs into the dining halls, but whatever, I guess that was just how it was.😢

That thing with the dogs wasn't exactly classy on their part. But I guess that's just how they are in Italy.

urbanhawk17 said:So, as a conservative, how can you even justify having a kid out of wedlock? 😲

Look, I don't give a damn what anyone else does. As long as they stay out of my business, they can do whatever the hell they want. Period. 🙏

Well, congratulations to the dad and congrats to the mom! 🙏

So, looks like we have a little Ken walking among us here.
Congrats to you and yours.

Damn, I was just downtown and the city felt half-empty.
What is wrong with people lately?

It feels like we're in a war zone—honestly.🤣

I'd bet anything that tomorrow, about a thousand kids in the area will be staying home from school instead of going in.

A female colleague of mine just got back from her weekend trip to Venice
She tells me things at the office have been absolute chaos lately.
It’s like everyone is treating her like she’s been dining with the devil herself...

Amanda Evans2 said:So, looks like we have a little Ken walking among us here.
Congrats to you and yours.

Damn, I was just downtown and the city felt half-empty.
What is wrong with people lately?

The media really hyped this whole thing up, and now it feels like everyone is just following the crowd.

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ironpanther5 said:So, a buddy of mine just told me they’re completely out of flour at Walmart. 🤣
The crew is out there hauling around like they’re prepping for a month-long apocalypse, lugging about 45 pounds of pasta, rice, and canned goods. 😁

Can some saint please explain the actual logic behind this massive food hoarding? Are stores gonna shut down because of the virus? Or is it just "don't leave the house since you have enough supplies"? Like, what even is that?