Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Six feet of social distancing in a cramped room

Dads and all those other guys in relationships finally waking up to reality

William Gomez5 said:Six feet of social distancing in a cramped room

Dads and all those other guys in relationships finally waking up to reality

Wait, but what happens to ZZ?

It’s strictly just sex these days; there isn't any kissing left in the equation...

Amanda Evans2 said:It’s strictly just sex these days; there isn't any kissing left in the equation...

So you're saying Covid has been hanging around for years now

William Gomez5 said:So you're saying Covid has been hanging around for years now

Seriously, you delusional patients...

Now that I finally have all this free time on my hands, I can't find anything worth watching. I’m basically squeezing out one episode of Better Call Saul a week and maybe some cooking documentaries just to feel something.
It's frustrating because I used to be constantly braced for a crisis, sitting there with a hundred different streaming services ready to go, just waiting for the world to fall apart so I could finally ditch my responsibilities and live life on my own terms...

brightpilot6 said:The Virgin Mary cancelled messages in Medjugorje 🤣🤦

You know things are getting bad when even the Virgin Mary is scared of the virus 🤣

Two meters? That's closer than I ever imagined ☕

Amanda Evans2 said:Seriously, you delusional patients...

Now that I finally have all this free time on my hands, I can't find anything worth watching. I’m basically squeezing out one episode of Better Call Saul a week and maybe some cooking documentaries just to feel something.
It's frustrating because I used to be constantly braced for a crisis, sitting there with a hundred different streaming services ready to go, just waiting for the world to fall apart so I could finally ditch my responsibilities and live life on my own terms...

Same here.

I’m honestly calling on HRT to just dump the full programming from some old Euro broadcast for us over the next month—could be the fourth, I don't really care...
just give us the whole thing, including all the shows, commercials, and whatever else was running at the time. It doesn't matter how old the footage is, or if it's from this last one, it makes no difference to me.

Amanda Evans2 said:Seriously, you delusional patients...

Now that I finally have all this free time on my hands, I can't find anything worth watching. I’m basically squeezing out one episode of Better Call Saul a week and maybe some cooking documentaries just to feel something.
It's frustrating because I used to be constantly braced for a crisis, sitting there with a hundred different streaming services ready to go, just waiting for the world to fall apart so I could finally ditch my responsibilities and live life on my own terms...

That is exactly it. Just a few days ago, I was practically praying to the Lord that everything would shut down for two weeks so I could just relax. My life has never been boring—I've had mountains of work, and during my downtime, there was always an endless queue of books and movies waiting for me.

But now, I have no motivation for anything. And the more I read about this whole mess, the more the anxiety builds, leaving me with even less desire to do anything at all.

The worst part is the absolute helplessness of being forced into such passivity.

For the first time in my life, I can actually see why someone would feel the urge to go to war. Isn't it better to fight actively than to sit there huddled in a basement, just waiting to see whatever fate decides to throw at you?

It isn’t even a joke anymore, like it used to be once upon a time...

Are our people getting sick enough to end up just like they did in Italy?

Go ahead—let one doctor spout nonsense—but look at the numbers. Because of this irresponsible behavior, they’ll likely get off without any major sanctions.

Twenty-three staff members from Klaićev have been outside the US in the last two weeks. They were only sent into isolation today.

brightpilot6 said:The Virgin Mary cancelled messages in Medjugorje 🤣🤦

She's in a high-risk group; why would she risk it all just to hang out with a few crazies?☕

ruggedjackal46 said:She's in a high-risk group; why would she risk it all just to hang out with a few crazies?☕

Well, there is an adult child involved... one who keeps breaking quarantine, hovering near the sick, and practically begging people to gather together.☕

And yet, it seems the only ones actually washing their hands are those pointing the finger at him.☕

brightpilot6 said:Well, there is an adult child involved... one who keeps breaking quarantine, hovering near the sick, and practically begging people to gather together.☕

And yet, it seems the only ones actually washing their hands are those pointing the finger at him.☕

May you be struck by the plague and infected with Covid. Thanks, bro ☕

And apparently, the only ones actually washing their hands are the ones calling him out. ☕

Ladies and gentlemen, ☕

This guy won't even wash his hands, yet he expects us to watch him break bread with his students. 🤦

It’s hardly surprising that they were sitting down to their last supper 🤦

brightpilot6 said:It’s hardly surprising that they were sitting down to their last supper 🤦

Judas called an ambulance.☕

You're gonna notice that there wasn't a single dog anywhere in that dinner photo.

Where on earth are you guys taking your dogs for walks tonight now that all the restaurants are closed?

Since everyone is seated on just one side of the table, it’s entirely possible that the sheep are sitting right in front of us, yet we can't see them because those high-backed chairs are blocking the view.