Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Amanda Evans2 said:Since everyone is seated on just one side of the table, it’s entirely possible that the sheep are sitting right in front of us, yet we can't see them because those high-backed chairs are blocking the view.

Bread for the apostles, cordon bleu for the dogs.

ruggedjackal46 said:Bread for the apostles, cordon bleu for the dogs.

Bread and fish, yet even the dog won't touch it without butter...

When they asked him, "Where are your most loyal followers?", he simply replied, "Under the table," and just like that, they were branded as apostles ☕

What kind of conversations are happening on page 666?

Devil's work
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William Gomez5 said:What kind of conversations are happening on page 666?

You mean Fridays For Future.

"FFF"... it's basically just the 6th letter of the alphabet turned into "666"... ridiculous...

brightpilot6 said:When they asked him, "Where are your most loyal followers?", he simply replied, "Under the table," and just like that, they were branded as apostles ☕

They showed up at Jesus' house without even taking off their shoes, and then Mary just looks at them and goes, "Are you seriously wearing those right now?" ☕

He’s nothing more than a river, just let him flow; I’ll be the one to wash their feet eventually.☕

ZZ, is Grandpa still online?

Which grandpa are we talking about?

Which one of you guys is actually putting his back into it instead of just playing from the front?

Kaća Ivtau with the little black kid and Angelin?

brightpilot6 said:Which grandpa are we talking about?

big fair

urbanhawk17 said:big fair

Well, they probably shouldn't... though, honestly, who can say for sure?

I really hope it’s not working. If Grandpa catches the virus, the whole business is going to end up crashing down on Vekjo’s shoulders.

Odds of 1.10 that this actually works 🤣

Look, guys, it’s time for a total overhaul. Ditch the cigarettes, go full healthy lifestyle—lots of sports and plenty of sex.

Just follow the so-called Papievin way.

brightpilot6 said:Well, they probably shouldn't... though, honestly, who can say for sure?

Those sports clubs aren't supposed to be operating either.
The local Tennis Club I go to actually shut down right along with the school.
If the school isn't permitted to run, then those guys shouldn't be running either...

Hey Group, someone needs to tell her that this isn't even a big deal; honestly, the flu is way more dangerous and half these numbers are probably exaggerated anyway. It’s not unheard of for flu season to pack hospitals so tight you literally run out of beds and have to just let people pass away... total unnecessary panic ☕

Honestly, when I look at this woman, I can't even take her seriously.

Maybe they should ask themselves why things are so critical in Italy? It’s not like people aren't dying in massive numbers there. If this were some third-world country, I’d just say "their healthcare sucks." But we're talking about a modern nation here. You just head 62 miles further north and people aren't dropping like flies.

Paul Martinez73 said:Hey Group, someone needs to tell her that this isn't even a big deal; honestly, the flu is way more dangerous and half these numbers are probably exaggerated anyway. It’s not unheard of for flu season to pack hospitals so tight you literally run out of beds and have to just let people pass away... total unnecessary panic ☕

If we didn't have a flu vaccine, things would be much worse.

There. Explained.