Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Michelle Palmer6 said:That’s a great selfie, Charles!

Sorry buddy, you won't be seeing me looking like that. I've got follicles like a Greek god.🤷

Elizabeth Mendoza said:My bad, I thought you were replying to Sportivo. Total brain fart on my part.

Man, I really am starting to realize just how much I dig Sportivo's taste in barbers.

restlesssurfer97 said:Man, I really am starting to realize just how much I dig Sportivo's taste in barbers.

It's a modern world, JB.

If Miro Red could pull it off, then there’s really no reason why the rest of us can't.

Plenty of American musicians are going to be in tears once their wives figure out how the stylist got their number.

Who's hosting the Chess Texas Cup, bvb?

Hey, can you send me that hairstylist's number? I think Alemka is gonna give you a call.

Amanda Evans2 said:Just buy some earplugs and you'll finally get some peace...

🤣🤣

Charles Roberts33 said:Sorry buddy, you won't be seeing me looking like that. I've got follicles like a Greek god.🤷

So you're the guy with the side-eye in the corner!

restlesssurfer97 said:Hey, can you send me that hairstylist's number? I think Alemka is gonna give you a call.

Capače 😒

Matthew Young35 said:Plenty of American musicians are going to be in tears once their wives figure out how the stylist got their number.

And what if the wife gives her number to the barber?

Noah Perez2 said:Who's hosting the Chess Texas Cup, bvb?

Exactly.
Give us an actual competition...
Chess
the Chess Texas Cup
Don't get worked up,
...

Hey there, Capače

Elizabeth Mendoza said:And what if the wife gives her number to the barber?

Doesn't matter who she sees. Most stylists are probably gay anyway.

Elizabeth Mendoza said:And what if the wife gives her number to the barber?

Look, being gay is totally fine with me.

Amanda Evans2 said:Exactly.
Give us an actual competition...
Chess
the Chess Texas Cup
Don't get worked up,
...

Is there anywhere to find some intense online action where we can actually test ourselves? 🤔

Amanda Evans2 said:Exactly.
Give us an actual competition...
Chess
the Chess Texas Cup
Don't get worked up,
...

Javelin throw.
Hammer throw.
Laser class sailing.

I’ve actually already figured out how I want my hairstylist to address me after I give her my number.

The plan is for her to realize she grabbed $167 from my wallet when I'm heading out, then call me to return it.

Matthew Young35 said:Doesn't matter who she sees. Most stylists are probably gay anyway.

Alright then, does that mean all the guys working the checkout counters are gay too?

whoever saw that phone number, Branko just flies in with her Instagram, add me