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Being John Malkovich

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Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey Regular
271 messages
joined May 2003
#21 ·
I can't get behind this description or critique. Honestly? It's off base.

I liked the movie. Honestly, if I’d missed out on this one? I think I would’ve actually regretted it. It's just that kind of film.

I honestly think this movie hits on an original concept that hasn't been touched before. No one else has even come close to tackling it like this.


Donna Sullivan6 said:I absolutely loathe movies that bait you with a glimmer of hope only to deliver a massive, soul-crushing disappointment in the end. Honestly, I hate those even more than the stuff I’m skeptical about from the jump. It's a total waste of my time.

Ugh, they completely blew it. They totally lost the plot halfway through, and by the end, the whole thing just went straight down the drain. Three times over! What an absolute waste of time—just a cinematic ego trip.

Look, when you boil this whole thing down, the entire story should have been a ten or fifteen-minute sketch on a late-night comedy show—assuming any network would even run it. It definitely shouldn't have been wasted as a two-hour feature film.


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Being inside... it changed something deep within me. For once, I Knew Who I Was. Everything finally clicked. Every piece of the puzzle fell into place, and suddenly, I Knew Who I Was.
I just sat through *Being John Malkovich*. My head is spinning. It’s one of those movies that makes you want to scream at the screen while simultaneously questioning every life choice you've ever made. Absolute madness. The concept alone? Pure insanity. A portal into someone else's brain? If that actually happened, most people would probably lose their minds within five minutes. It’s dark, it’s weird, and it refuses to hold your hand. Most modern cinema is too afraid to be this uncomfortable. They want everything wrapped up in a neat little bow for the audience, but this film just drags you kicking and screaming into a fever dream. I remember sitting in a small theater back in Chicago years ago watching something similarly experimental—just total chaos. You can't predict where the plot is going, and frankly, that's why it works. It doesn't care if you like it. It just exists, being unapologetically bizarre. It’s brilliant, but man, it’s exhausting. If you have a low tolerance for existential dread and surrealist nonsense, stay far away. But if you want to feel like your reality is cracking, go watch it. Just don't blame me when you start staring at strangers on the subway wondering what it would be like to inhabit their thoughts.
Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey Regular
271 messages
joined May 2003
#22 ·
redgull44 said:The way they did Cameron Diaz's makeup? It’s honestly ridiculous. You can't even help but laugh.

Seriously! I didn't even recognize her. She looked so... off, it was actually painful to watch.
😁 😁

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Trapped, locked in a host's brain, completely powerless, cursed to view life through someone else's eyes for eternity.
the movie Being John Malkovich
Nancy Cook Nancy Cook Newcomer
5 messages
joined Sep 2003
#23 ·
The movie’s just... missing something, I guess. I actually came pretty close to turning it off a few times while it was playing, which is something I almost never do. Didn't end up quitting this time, but I was definitely hovering near the remote 👎
Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey Regular
271 messages
joined May 2003
#24 ·
Hmm... maybe you took the movie way too seriously...
Why not look at it as a metaphor?
Think about it—we all have those internal voices, right?
Voices that can actually drive us, sometimes completely out of our control...
Or even how some people have this weird ability to "get inside" someone else's head, or just empathize on a deep level...
The movie lays all those possibilities out there, and honestly, that’s what made it interesting to me.

Nancy Cook said:The movie is missing something... I almost turned it off several times, which is something I never do. Didn't this time, but I was close.👎
Peter Morris58 Peter Morris58 Member
32 messages
joined Mar 2003
#25 ·
Rebecca Taylor57 said:Did you meet him online or in person? 😁

For real 😉
placidjackal97 placidjackal97 Active Member
135 messages
joined May 2003
#26 ·
TheEnd said:Absolutely incredible movie—I was totally blown away!🙂

Yeah. Especially since he’s my favorite actor—always been.//
Rebecca Taylor57 Rebecca Taylor57 Member
39 messages
joined Aug 2003
#27 ·
Peter Morris58 said:No kidding, 😉

Whoa there—I guess you've officially joined the high society crowd now, hanging out with all those yachts and supercars?
rowdyridge59 rowdyridge59 Newcomer
9 messages
joined Mar 2005
#28 ·
Top-tier movie, honestly.

That whole seventh-floor thing is such a killer allegory, you know? Between the secretary dynamic and all those subconscious misunderstandings—plus that split second where Pitt pops up... it’s just handled so well.

My only gripe is that I wanted more energy; it needed some serious TURBO BANG MARKO EXPLOSIONS 😁 😁

Nah, the movie actually caught me off guard in the best way possible. It was solid. Definitely worth a watch.
Carol Rodriguez3 Carol Rodriguez3 Member
26 messages
joined Mar 2005
#29 ·
It wasn't until the final scenes that I realized Cameron Diaz was even in this movie. She's completely unrecognizable...
steelstag4 steelstag4 Active Member
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joined Dec 2002
#30 ·
How bizarre...👍
Casey Morris84 Casey Morris84 Newcomer
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joined May 2014
#31 ·
Honestly, you just don't see this kind of twisted, ironic, parody-heavy, double-entendre humor in a typical Hollywood movie anymore—so massive props to John Malkovich for absolutely crushing it with the script, the directing, and the acting alike.
The whole wild concept of crawling through some dark, damp tunnel just to crawl inside someone's head and finally get a grip on your own life? Sure, it’s not exactly groundbreaking, but they used it in such an original way that it actually works.
I mean, can you even imagine the rush if you could just spend $333 fifteen minutes being Taylor Swift or Vince Lombardi?
crimsonorca12 crimsonorca12 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2005
#32 ·
The movie kicks off with such an incredible Monty Python-style opening that I have to admit... I expected much more from the rest of the film, which eventually just turned into some sort of romantic serenade
Brenda Williams13 Brenda Williams13 Member
14 messages
joined Mar 2005
#33 ·
Uhh, totally wild and just plain crazy. Such a blast to watch. Some people claim it feels a bit unfinished, you know? Like maybe it just scratched the surface of certain themes instead of really diving deep into them. But honestly, I don't think that was even the point—it felt more like they were intentionally playing around with the script just to keep things fun and fast-paced.

Anyway, man, I haven't laughed that hard since I saw Sideways. And oh man, that one scene is just legendary—you know the one, where Malkovich basically loses it and retreats into his own head 😂
amberjackal14 amberjackal14 Newcomer
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joined Mar 2005
#34 ·
steelstag4 said:that split second where Brad Pitt shows up... man, that was smooth as hell

honestly, this part was killer..😁

but I think the best bit is when Cameron and his pregnant wife wander through his subconscious.. just incredible..🙏

damn, what a movie..
Donna Chavez4 Donna Chavez4 Member
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joined May 2005
#35 ·
Tutuolaf said:... I honestly almost turned it off like a few different times while it was playing ...

Yeah, tell me about it. Same thing happened to me.
It starts out so strong, and then suddenly.... 😕

It’s basically like if I made a movie that kicks off as this epic, gritty Western, but halfway through, it just pivots into some boring documentary about the dating struggles of lonely middle-aged women.

And that whole thing with the cross-cutting? Yeah, real "original" idea there. 😁
goldenhound32 goldenhound32 Regular
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joined Mar 2024
#36 ·
Tutuolaf said:The film is missing something...

I find myself feeling the same way; it’s lacking that certain spark required to make it truly great. As it stands, it remains merely very good. I found myself particularly struck by the sequences where the protagonist manipulates the puppets... the manner in which they convey "emotion" through those dolls is nothing short of brilliant.

I view this piece primarily as a drama with touches of humor, certainly not as a comedy.
Paul Davis51 Paul Davis51 Member
36 messages
joined Nov 2006
#37 ·
I just finished watching that movie on TV—I’d been meaning to catch it for ages, but I finally sat down—and I have to say, it is absolutely brilliant. It’s completely surreal...
crimsonmoose3 crimsonmoose3 Regular
310 messages
joined Jun 2006
#38 ·
Even the ending was bizarre and unforgettable. I actually got chills...
Paul Davis51 Paul Davis51 Member
36 messages
joined Nov 2006
#39 ·
Constantine said:The ending was nothing short of bizarre and utterly unforgettable; I actually had goosebumps.

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

My words exactly... 🙂
Kenneth Castillo71 Kenneth Castillo71 Member
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joined Sep 2006
#40 ·
I missed it on TV, though I remember catching it in theaters years ago. If only there were more films like this one...

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