Messaging is a nightmare

Carl Rivera43 said:Look, the kid is 17 and living in a different city altogether

They're still a minor, ☕. So—who are they living with over there? Is it their dad? Or maybe they're staying at some kind of reform school?

Carl Rivera43 said:To be honest, I'm not even that into her. What's the point of hanging out constantly when she just talks about herself, then him, then her daughter? She wants to be with him, but apparently, he won't give her what she's looking for.

She's basically hunting for a third, fourth, or fifth option, but it doesn't look like she's actually ready for anything serious.

Well, who said you had to get into a relationship with her?
Just grab a quick bite, finish your coffee, and get back to texting.☕

Andrew Barrett4 said:Honestly, I suppose I just want all the attention in the world to be on you 🙂 so that things finally fall into place exactly the way you want them to 👍

Look, I'm all for equality... everyone deserves some attention. So, we should probably just split all that attention up among roughly 7 or maybe soon 8 billion people, right?

neonsailor26 said:They're still a minor, ☕. So—who are they living with over there? Is it their dad? Or maybe they're staying at some kind of reform school?

Kind of like a reform school

Carl Rivera43 said:Kind of like a reform school

A reform school🤣? A prison🤣? Or maybe some kind of group home for kids🤣?

mistydrifter55 said:Well, who said you had to get into a relationship with her?
Just grab a quick bite, finish your coffee, and get back to texting.☕

Her ego is just way too massive for her to ever go for something like that.

Carl Rivera43 said:Look, the kid is 17 and living in a different city altogether

🤦

I’ve got a buddy in one of those MILF relationships where the "daughter" actually ended up being more high-maintenance than her own mother at one point. 🤦

neonsailor26 said:A reform school🤣? A prison🤣? Or maybe some kind of group home for kids🤣?

A boarding school

Carl Rivera43 said:
Her ego is way too big for that to ever happen.

🤣🤣🤣

I’d bet anything she’s got a bit of a dominant streak. 🤣

She's a free-spirited forty-year-old with plenty of life experience.

Between her ego and those superpowers? She'd probably eat you two both for breakfast. 😬

mistydrifter55 said:🤦

I’ve got a buddy in one of those MILF relationships where the "daughter" actually ended up being more high-maintenance than her own mother at one point. 🤦

Why is that?

Carl Rivera43 said:A boarding school

🤦 .

Carl Rivera43 said:Why is that?

What do you mean, why?

mistydrifter55 said:🤣🤣🤣

I’d bet anything she’s got a bit of a dominant streak. 🤣

She's a free-spirited forty-year-old with plenty of life experience.

Between her ego and those superpowers? She'd probably eat you two both for breakfast. 😬

Unless, of course, she happens to be a masochist ☕.

neonsailor26 said:Unless, of course, she happens to be a masochist ☕.

She doesn't need to be a masochist to play them both.
The way she has them both wrapped around her little finger just shows how much she's enjoying the ride.
Honestly? I bet she’d have no problem getting "playful" with both of them at the same time.

briskwalker10 said:Because you're just not believers...

Come on, let’s be real here... you couldn't handle doing this without us, so you just ended up cloning yourself like SadMačić. 😁

neonsailor26 said:Unless, of course, she happens to be a masochist ☕.

Why don't you jump into the thread yourself? Who knows, maybe you'll walk away with something.
Either a prize or a slap in the face...

mistydrifter55 said:Why don't you jump into the thread yourself? Who knows, maybe you'll walk away with something.
Either a prize or a slap in the face...

If he's really that desperate for a stick, he can always borrow his mom's broom. 🙂

mistydrifter55 said:She doesn't need to be a masochist to play them both.
The way she has them both wrapped around her little finger just shows how much she's enjoying the ride.
Honestly? I bet she’d have no problem getting "playful" with both of them at the same time.

Actually, in this specific scenario, she might have to be a bit of a masochist!

See, The Mayor hasn't even decided if he's into her yet...

And once he finally makes up his mind, he'll have to figure out if he can actually handle her style—or if it's too much for him.

If everything checks out there, then we move on to the real test: the ego factor.

If they can get past that 🙏 it’s all smooth sailing from there ☕ .

But I have a feeling that this whole thing (assuming it’s even real!) will fizzle out before it starts—because by the time one of them actually gathers the courage to make a move,
we'll already be halfway to Mars ☕ . And frankly, I don't know a single woman—aside from someone who is a pure masochist at heart—who would wait around for them that long.

Yeah, you're right, SadMačić! 🤣🤣

Your friend here:
I get this wave of paranoia every time I think about the possibility of someone constantly monitoring everything we do online 😲.
It’s not just some minor annoyance. It feels more like... suffocation?

I mean, impulse control—like blowing up someone's phone or stalking their social media—really should be a chapter closed by the age of 40, don't you think?

It’s gotta be a midlife crisis ��

It looks like about ten years ago, back before everyone had a smartphone glued to their hand, she was really into writing love letters