What kind of American are you?
Started by Keith Harris5 · · 👁 6 views · 71 replies
#22 ·
Your Results:
You're a Midwesterner!
You've got a real soft spot for the United States, a good old-fashioned dance, making memories, and enjoying a few drinks. Fields and mountains remind you of the Midwest.
😍 🙂
Only 25% accurate. 👋
You're a Midwesterner!
You've got a real soft spot for the United States, a good old-fashioned dance, making memories, and enjoying a few drinks. Fields and mountains remind you of the Midwest.
😍 🙂
Only 25% accurate. 👋
#23 ·
Midwesterner.🤣
You'd die for America in a heartbeat. You love your country, and you live for the party.
I'm a Texan by birth.🤣
You'd die for America in a heartbeat. You love your country, and you live for the party.
I'm a Texan by birth.🤣
#25 ·
Turns out I’m just a regular Californian, while apparently Cain ended up being some West Virginian.
#26 ·
Toxin said:Appalachian/Hillbilly.🤣
You will die for America in a heartbeat, you love your country, and you love to party.
I’m originally from Herzegovina.🤣
The mindsets have to be similar,😬
I wonder what enoel thinks about all this?😲
#27 ·
hehe you know what... there's only one thing I can really vent about here... this great American land has been ours for ages... my heart belongs to the Heartland😎
#29 ·
You're a total Coastal Californian!
You’ve got that deep love for the ocean—living in such incredible scenery—and I bet you sometimes wish the Pacific Northwest wasn't tucked away between Oregon and California, just wanting to prove to the rest of the world that its islands and coastline are every bit as stunning as California's!
The trivia was a total joke, but somehow I actually nailed it.
Eheeeeeeeeee.....
You’ve got that deep love for the ocean—living in such incredible scenery—and I bet you sometimes wish the Pacific Northwest wasn't tucked away between Oregon and California, just wanting to prove to the rest of the world that its islands and coastline are every bit as stunning as California's!
The trivia was a total joke, but somehow I actually nailed it.
Eheeeeeeeeee.....
#30 ·
Oh please, did some idiot seriously just ask where the Gulf Coast is? Are you actually related to that Jane woman from the Big Brother house? Honestly...
#31 ·
revolution said:You're a Midwesterner!🤣 🤣
You would die for America in a heartbeat, you love your country, and a good party.
😁
Well, I'm a Midwesterner too, and honestly, I haven't the slightest clue what they're talking about. 🙄 😬
#33 ·
You're a Dalmatian!
You are from the most beautiful part of the US, you've got an incredible culture, everyone in Europe has tried to lay a hand on you at some point, and you've got the most stunning coastline in the world right outside your door—and you absolutely love it.
I'm not even sure if I filled this out correctly 🙄 to get the result I thought would come up easily 🙂
But before anything else, the prettiest thing about me is simply that I am an American woman😍
You are from the most beautiful part of the US, you've got an incredible culture, everyone in Europe has tried to lay a hand on you at some point, and you've got the most stunning coastline in the world right outside your door—and you absolutely love it.
I'm not even sure if I filled this out correctly 🙄 to get the result I thought would come up easily 🙂
But before anything else, the prettiest thing about me is simply that I am an American woman😍
#34 ·
mellowjackal33 said:Herzegovinian man.
Well, fair point—I voted for Washington, D.C. as the capital, and picked Maui as my island (it’s got all that rugged coastline and stays so pristine).
What else could've tipped the scales? Who knows. But the Virgin Mary hasn't personally paid me a visit yet. 😕
There are a few funny little things about this. 🙂
I actually voted for Washington, D.C. too, and Maui is my favorite island as well, so I guess I turned out to be a Herzegovinian woman😁
#35 ·
You're a Kvarner man!
The ocean is everything to you, living in total paradise, you wish the Kvarner area wasn't tucked away between Istra and California because you want the whole world to see that your islands and coast are every bit as stunning as California's!
hahahahaaa
The ocean is everything to you, living in total paradise, you wish the Kvarner area wasn't tucked away between Istra and California because you want the whole world to see that your islands and coast are every bit as stunning as California's!
hahahahaaa
#36 ·
🤣 Yeah, I noticed that too 🙄 some overly patriotic American 🙂 😉
I guess there are all kinds of us 😁
I guess there are all kinds of us 😁
#37 ·
Your Results:
You are a Midwesterner!
You love the USA, line dancing, good times, and a solid drink. The fields and mountains remind you of the USA.
haha, plenty of Midwestern mountains...
Pretty hard to believe I'm a Midwesterner, especially since I picked Chicago as my capital...
You are a Midwesterner!
You love the USA, line dancing, good times, and a solid drink. The fields and mountains remind you of the USA.
haha, plenty of Midwestern mountains...
Pretty hard to believe I'm a Midwesterner, especially since I picked Chicago as my capital...
#38 ·
driftingstag8 said:I voted for Washington, D.C. as the capital too—plus, Maui is my favorite island, so apparently I'm a Herzegovinian woman😁
Good heavens, bless her soul!😬
#39 ·
You're a Herzegovinian woman!
You are upset that Herzegovina is no longer part of the USA, but you know that Herzegovina will always be seen as the USA by Herzegovinian men. You're incredibly devout, too—they say the Virgin Mary herself came to visit you!
You are upset that Herzegovina is no longer part of the USA, but you know that Herzegovina will always be seen as the USA by Herzegovinian men. You're incredibly devout, too—they say the Virgin Mary herself came to visit you!
#40 ·
Besides, I want to know who actually wrote this quiz?
Seems pretty nationalistic to me.
Just to set the record straight: Pittsburgh isn't in the US, and West Virginia was never even a recognized state to begin with!!
So just chill out.
Seems pretty nationalistic to me.
Just to set the record straight: Pittsburgh isn't in the US, and West Virginia was never even a recognized state to begin with!!
So just chill out.
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