What kind of American are you?

Pittsburgh is in America 😠

Slavonian, which is actually... well, I don't want to go so far as to say the whole "quiz" is completely idiotic...

Is this person actually brainless? And they can't even manage to do it in English!👎
I ended up being labeled as someone from Appalachia even though I’ve never set foot in those mountains; the most rural area I’ve ever visited was probably somewhere outside of Washington, D.C.!🤣

j.a. said:Pittsburgh is in America 😠

It isn't, though they certainly have the biggest "patriots" living there, don't they? 😈So I guess that's how they calculate the results in their little tests!🙏

It turned out exactly how I expected—just a typical Midwesterner

Bloodhound said:same here.

ditto

So I got stuck dealing with someone from the Midwest...

Well, I guess that’s just how the rest of America sees us, isn't it?

I’m a Southerner through and through... I managed to come out on top, I guess... the main thing is that they didn't try to label me as some sort of minority group here in America! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

You're a Southerner!
You are from the most beautiful part of the US, have an amazing culture, everyone in the world tried to take you over somehow, you have the most beautiful ocean in the world right in front of you and you love it so much!

well... 🙂 😎

You’re such a Midwesterner!
You would die for America in a heartbeat 🤣, you just love your country and a good party...

But honestly, my favorite option is:

"How do your parents discipline you?"

A belt.

I'm dead. 🤣

Jack Harris3 said:And then comes the switch

I am actually dead. 🤣

Nah.

* "Wooden spoons" aren't just for stirring the chili... they’re also what MOM reaches for to discipline you when she can't find the hairbrush...

Midwesterner... though I’m honestly not even sure why I’d say that...
They really should have put together a much better classification system than this...

Adam Collins4 said:A Midwesterner... though I'm not quite sure why...
They really could have put together a better classification system here...

I'm with you there. Besides, where are the Orthodox Americans in this whole story?

za-gor-te-nej said:I’m with you on that—honestly, where are the Orthodox Americans in this whole narrative?

They're listed under the `Mediterranean` option, and again in the `Herceg-Bosanac/Herceg-Bosanka` category.☕

Sean Hernandez13 said:I agree, besides, where are the Orthodox Americans in this story?

+++++
Why do you even need that garbage,
when you already know exactly where your American roots come from!

Right?

Gerald Jackson80 said:+++++
Why even bother with that nonsense,
when you already know exactly where your American roots come from!

Right?

Gerald, you're almost winning me over here.
Just send me your birth certificate so I can wave it around for fun.

What would that cost Phoenix?

You aren't even American.

za-gor-te-nej said:I'm with you—I mean, where are the Eastern Orthodox Americans in this whole narrative?

You just love stirring the pot, don't you?

The divisions here are based on geographic regions, not nationality...

McAuliffe said:Trying to start something, aren't you?

It's all based on geographic regions, not nationality...

Just kidding, man... I'm still in that holiday mood, plus I'm actually expecting a raise...

You're just a total Midwesterner!
You’re obsessed with the USA, line dancing, partying, and grabbing drinks. Those rolling fields and mountain ranges always remind you of the USA.

A pure Texan acting like a Midwesterner.