I want to be a villain and a criminal!

Being a criminal is always better than being a villain. Sure, they both end up behind bars eventually... but I’d much rather steal a million bucks from a big bank like JPMorgan Chase than take ten lives—or worse, like what some people have done to thousands of people lately. A criminal is the better choice.

I can't make sense of this. What exactly are you trying to say? kaže:
What kind of criminal actually goes around exposing what’s hidden behind a username? You just don't see that anywhere. People keep those things guarded like a state secret. 😁

First things first: if you actually want to go the criminal route, and if luck is on your side enough to become a member of my Death Squad, you’re going to have to pick up a new handle.

What are you thinking? Suppose we’re mid-op and I’ve got a target in my sights—say, a crossbow equipped with some high-tech thermal optics—and then I need to signal you to take out the bodyguards. What if I blank on your handle right when things get heavy? It’s hard enough keeping track of everyone. How exactly are we supposed to coordinate if I can't remember who you are? 😕 It’s just not working. Either change the handle or explain what you mean by it.

Charles Fox10 said:Why bother with museums when you could just use gymnasiums? You get the space, the scale, and the acoustics are great—so when you decide to make a joke about your mother-in-law, everyone in the room gets a front-row seat.

And if you don't want to deal with museum logistics, why not just build churches? Set up an altar, keep the exhibits, and suddenly you’ve got a job for both the priest and the curator. Plus, it gives the congregation some culture.

Oh, please! This guy is a genius. A pure, unadulterated GE-NI-US!👍
Are we sure we didn't run into each other at some dive bar last night? Maybe I was just hammered and accidentally let this brilliant idea slip?
God, what am I doing? Wandering around trying to uncover "master plans" from a complete stranger? What an idiot.

Charles Fox10, listen: in the style of an overzealous professional and strictly following the Troclan Regulations, specifically Death Squad Clause 66, subsection VI, you need to condense all of this and swallow it. Got it?

Bryan Martin31 said:Seriously, no way! This guy is a genius. A pure genius!👍
Are you sure we haven't met at some dive bar already? Maybe I blurted this whole idea out while I was three drinks deep.
God, what an idiot. Walking up to a complete stranger to pitch my grand designs.

Charles Fox10, all of this—given your polished professional act and strictly following the Troclan Regulations for the Death Squad, Section 66, Subsection VI—you need to condense this and swallow it whole. Understood?

I'll just skip the dentist and let the neighbor's cat deal with it instead.
If we were locals, we probably would have met by now.

Chris Peterson53 said:So, what about those little redhead girls who start their criminal
careers wearing mini skirts and fishnets?
Bearded little saints,
and then these guys end up forced
into some corporate ownership mess,
grinding away for cash just so they can buy some lilies for the ladies...

hm... there’s the rub. See, Charles Fox10 has a reputation for being a bit too fond of younger women, which might lead to similar organizational headaches as we saw with the potential Alsta Clan situation.

But look, Chris Peterson53, maybe that "ruthless executioner disguised as an innocent girl" vibe of yours would actually come in handy—say, for hunting down pedophiles on parole or stirring up trouble among the fundamentalist clergy. I'll keep you in mind. 👍

Charles Fox10 said:I'd rather go to the dentist than have my neighbor's cat handle this for me.
If we were some small-town locals, maybe we would be.

hm... sure.

But seriously, Charles Fox10! Charles Fox10, Charles Fox10, my dear Charles Fox10!!!😠 😠 😠

Don't tell me that "Among Australian Extreme Emigration" is actually your situation! 😠 😠 😠

Didn't we agree to save that for the presidential election once we finally put our candidate forward? Looking back, where on earth is northernbison63?

And now what? Our best trump card is gone... what's done is done. No point crying over spilled milk.

Hey, Ala Soya, you absolute criminal mastermind!! 😠 😁 😁 😁

He slipped away again 🙄

Well, look who finally showed up!

Between the backyard bombs, those speeches over in Australia, the cheating scandals, the mining crises, and those missile strikes on the mosque, it’s about time someone actually did something... Look, the big boss is heading back from Chicago, and you can bet there will be security checkpoints at every single highway overpass along the way...
northernbison63, you still got any spray paint, firecrackers, or leftover blood from... well, you know?

And... hmm... weren't you somewhere out in the Australian Outback back in '92?

Bryan Martin31 said:Oh, there you are! Look who finally showed up!

After everything that’s gone down—the bomb in the backyard, that speech over in Australia, the whole mess with Ive, getting caught red-handed in bed, the mining crises, even those missile strikes on the mosque... man, it's finally time to actually do something about it. Seriously. It feels like we've just been circling the drain. And now? Well, the big boss is heading back from Chicago, and you better believe there's going to be security stationed at every single highway overpass along the way. Watch your step.

northernbison63, you still got any of those spray cans, firecrackers, and that blood-soaked crap left over from... you know when?

So, which one exactly? 😬

Wait... hold on... weren't you actually out in Australia back in '92? Or am I tripping?

Orange County Bryan Martin31 said:So, which one exactly? 😬

Now you're playing dumb too? I’m the one who called out that race-law signing novelist, remember?
You seem to have a bit of a selective memory problem. It’s just like Ivo and sex—they both conveniently forget when they want to that they were actually at the rally supporting the Duke of Alcazar. Maybe we could use a little political spin over there? No, wait. A small gathering on the pier was more than enough.

Alright, let's get to work.
The group is talking about that massive monument for The President... they're saying it'll go on the lawn next to Republic Square. Is that actually going to work? Honestly, there's way too much foot traffic there, too many witnesses. It’s a complicated mess.

Now you’re playing the "I’m crazy" card too. I’m the one who called out that literary type signing those racist laws, remember?

Man, what can I even say... the level of discourse here... the vocabulary... the gestures... I’m actually impressed by you 😁

You seem to be suffering from some serious selective memory. Just like how Ivo and Sex do when they want to forget they were right there at the rally supporting the Duke of Alkar. Maybe we could use some political spin over there. Nah, no way! Being on the boardwalk was enough.

Oh, I definitely have selective memory. I’m not insane enough to remember every single piece of garbage that's happened, man, are you for real? 😬

Anyway, back to business.
The gang is talking about building a massive monument to the President... saying it should be on the lawn next to Times Square. Will that actually work? I mean, there's way too much traffic there, too many witnesses. It's a complicated job.

Oh, great idea. Personally, I suggest they build a 500-foot pyramid for Reagan in the middle of Times Square. That would fit his ego perfectly. And it would really satisfy Bloomberg's appetite for spending. 😵

soylent said:hm... here’s where we hit a snag. Apparently, The Mafia has a reputation for being a bit too fond of younger women, which might trigger those same organizational headaches we saw with the potential Australian extreme emigration issue.

But honestly, Veronica, maybe that "ruthless executioner disguised as an innocent girl" routine of yours would actually be useful—say, for hunting down pedophiles out on parole or stirring up some much-needed chaos among the fundamentalist clergy. I'll keep you in mind. 👍

A reputation is a reputation, and one shouldn't compromise it. No need to worry, though; any person of the opposite sex is just as much of a non-threat to me as anyone else.

soylent said:hm... perhaps.

But seriously, Charles Fox10! Charles Fox10, Charles Fox10, my dear Charles Fox10!!!😠 😠 😠

Don't tell me the case of the President amidst the Australian extreme emigration is actually your doing! 😠 😠 😠

Didn't we agree to save that for the presidential elections when we finally run our own candidate? Look at us now—where is northernbison63?

And what happens now? We lose a massive advantage... whatever happened, happened. No sense crying over spilled milk.

Doesn't feel like mine. Smells more like Orange to me.

northernbison63 said:Fine. I suggest we build a 500-foot pyramid for Reagan in Times Square. It would perfectly suit his ego—and Bloomberg’s appetite for spending. 😵

Interesting idea. Just a small addition: put a massive red star at the top, alongside tiny little logos for the LA Galaxy and the New York Yankees.

Charles Fox10 said:That's a cool idea, but maybe we could add a massive red star at the very top—you know, with a tiny little letter—alongside the logos for the LA Galaxy, excuse me, the USA, and the New York Yankees.

Hold up a second, Charles Fox10, I think you missed my point entirely.

When I mentioned a 500-foot pyramid, I wasn't talking about those old-school ones, you know? Wide at the bottom, pointy at the top. Forget those. They’re bulky, they're dated, and honestly, they aren't exactly "modern chic" or anything. So what else is there, right?

What I was actually picturing is an inverted pyramid, stuck into the ground tip-first. Then, at the 500-foot mark, you'd have this gorgeous 300x300 foot flat surface where you could build a lookout, a business hub, maybe even a football stadium... get it? Purely functional. Plus, you'd have all that extra space underneath the structure for massive parking lots in the shade. 😉

Well, for crying out loud, those Ukrainians totally ripped off my idea 😠

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/09/08/pyramids.shtml

northernbison63 said:Hold on, Charles Fox10, I think we had a misunderstanding.

When I mentioned a 150-meter pyramid, I wasn't picturing those classic ones—wide at the base, tapering to a point. Those feel dated. Not exactly chic, right? So, what else is there?

I was imagining an inverted pyramid, spiked into the ground. At the top, 150 meters up, you'd have a massive 100x100 meter flat surface. Perfect for an observation deck, a business hub, or even a football stadium. Purely functional. Besides, the space underneath would provide plenty of shaded parking.😉

So, an upside-down pyramid. Interesting. If some crew digs this up in ten years, the whole theory about Earth’s pyramidal ring will go straight down the drain right here in the USA.
Anyway, would there be any room left for my memorabilia?

Charles Fox10 said:So we’re talking an inverted pyramid? Man, give me a break. Seriously, when some archaeologists start digging ten or twenty years from now and unearth this whole thing, the entire theory about Earth having a pyramidal ring is going straight down the drain right here in the States.
But hey, would there be any room left for my old memorabilia?

Look, some people probably want that star stuck right on top of the "U" at the peak, driven deep into the ground; I don't know, honestly. Personally, I think we need a middle ground. Put the "U" at the summit, but put the star on a lookout point instead.😵

Orange County said:Some people probably want the star right next to the U, both stuck in the ground together. I don't know. Personally, I think we need a middle ground. Put the U at the peak, and move the star to the overlook. 😵

And that would mean having a star in the middle of nowhere. Sure, why not.🙂