I want to be a villain and a criminal!

Cook said:Oh sure, because that makes perfect sense. Yeah, right.🙂

Now you see it, my dear Cook. Now it’s crystal clear why D'Amico said they are corrupt to the very core. 🤣

Orange said:Now you see why Dapic claimed those fanatics were rotten to the core, my dear Charles Fox10. 🤣

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Orange County said:Now it’s clear to you, my Chuck, why Djapic said the fundamentalists are at the ROOT. 🤣

At the root?! At the root of a dick!

Hmm... hold on... the root... the dick...

Orange County, are you doing this on purpose? After feeding me those crumbs I used to derive the Great American Reconciliation, now you throw THIS at me?

And Chuck too... were you two actually acting sane while messing around in that Templar chapel in England?

The diagonal of a square with side length 1 is the root. Of two. Doesn't matter, but it's a root. So, Djapic.

And now, let's logically imagine Bandic's pyramid, inverted. If it were you, it would be hard to reach the pyramid without Bandic.
The volume of a pyramid with a square base of side 1 and height 1 (because Franjo Harmon is The One. The Only) is:

1/3 x base (1x1) x height (1) = 1/3.

1/3!!
One third.
Stonehenge, crystal skulls, the Holy Grail—all of Djapic's "magisterium" is nothing compared to this!!
One third is below Djapic, who is at the root, and above him sits Franjo Harmon with his star, and at the bottom tip is the U!
One third!
Think about it, people!

Between Franjo Harmon at the top and One third is Djapic. Who is at the root—meaning, at the dick. Star up top. U down below.

So, where else in history have we encountered the Third?

I'm telling you, Bandic is a Mason! He knew that WE, the Troclan group (oh god, another 3!!!), the Death Squad, would eventually reach a Conclusion!!

Team, we need to react fast; the only thing Bandic hasn't done yet is...

Chuck said:That doesn't look like mine. Smells more like Orange to me.

Oh, absolutely!!! Because who else would fly all the way to Australia dressed up as some extreme ultra-nationalist extremist, just to relive the glory days of mass radical emigration?

soylent said:Oh, absolutely!!! I mean, who else would be flying around Australia dressed up as some hardcore extremist from the old days, just hopping from one group of radical expats to another?

That’s a million-dollar question right there for any true patriot!

Mate Granic? (Nah, wrong guy)

Nikica Valentic? (Hmm, maybe, but I don't see him pulling that kind of weight—I mean, if you count a measly hundred million, he's just a total amateur and a loser)

Look, I could honestly leave you all hanging in suspense for another ten years while I try to figure out who actually stole what, or who earned what... but I'm not some secretive type like Franjo, so I won't bother telling you. Besides, you guys can just keep bickering and reading those "objective" American newspapers to see who the richest American is.

Anyway, you can probably find plenty of info on where to best set up shop to wait for the wealthiest American to roll in with all his cash and fancy gear, so you can give him a proper welcome. 😛op:

I guess knowing how to ride a horse isn't a lost art. You just have to find "his" horse—or maybe a donkey, if you're lucky. 👍

soylent said:Oh, absolutely. I mean, who else would fly all the way to Australia disguised as some extreme ultra-nationalist, just to escape a massive wave of radical emigrants?

Look at this guy. I had a tiny suspicion about him, and you just went ahead and confirmed it, yet he hasn't said a word. Makes me trust him even less. Honestly, though, it’s better if he’s just filming for the paycheck rather than being some total cheapskate.

Charles Fox10 said:Man, look at this guy. I had my little suspicions about him, and you just went and confirmed them, and he hasn't said a word. Honestly, now I trust him even less. Though, I guess it’s better if he’s the one filming and getting paid rather than some total deadbeat.

I've basically exposed all of you with one simple fact: horses, soccer players, pigs, ducks, geese—you name it—they all have the exact same shot at making the front page of the local news.

I don't know what the big deal is, but it's seriously annoying how deep this goes in our culture. 😕

OrangeC said:I’ve basically exposed the whole lot of you with one simple fact: horses, soccer players, pigs, ducks, geese—they all have the exact same shot at making the front page of the daily news.

I don't see what the issue is, but it's a deeply irritating part of our general culture. 😕

Well, where are all those socialites, gold diggers, models, and other two-legged chickens? Where are the mediocre athletes, the soda-pop businessmen, the mobsters, the questionable politicians, and the rest of the usual American specimens?

Maybe the problem is just that you (or we) aren't photogenic enough, or perhaps we didn't make our money through perfectly transparent and legal means.

I'm done with these endless debates.🙂

Cuca said:Oh yeah, where are all those gold diggers, hookers, models, and the rest of those two-legged chickens? Where are the bottom-tier athletes, the fake businessmen, the mobsters, the little queer politicians, and all the other specimens of two-legged Americans?

Maybe the problem is just that we aren't photogenic enough, or maybe we didn't steal enough money through banners and legal loopholes.

I’m losing my mind over these damn sheep fences ((()))🙂

Ha, Cuca, you really put me in a bad mood. You're asking, where are the gold diggers, the hookers, the two-legged chickens, the pathetic athletes, the phony businessmen, the mobsters, the little queer politicians, and all the rest of the two-legged Americans.

You say, maybe the issue is we aren't photogenic or we haven't stolen enough.

I wouldn't know the answer to that.

But I do know one thing, Cuca. And this will definitely brighten your day.

All the people mentioned above—the gold diggers, the hookers, the two-legged chickens, the losers of athletes, the fake businessmen, the mobsters, the queers, the tiny-time politicians, and all the rest of the bipedal Americans—are reading this right now, wondering how they let themselves get so shameless. 😬

Orange County said:I know one thing for sure, Charles Fox10. This will definitely make your day better.

The day was already a total wash, but honestly, sleeping sounds easier.😬

Orange County said:Everyone mentioned above—the sponsors, the sellouts, the two-legged chickens, the athletes playing games, the corporate suits, the mobsters, the degenerates, the politicians, and the rest of the American bipeds—are reading this right now, wondering how they lost their damn minds. 😬

And you don't even realize how much you're right... 😉
For instance, about four or five years ago, a certain guy used to hang around here. After a few threatening DMs, the man just mysteriously vanished. I tried reaching out to him, but nothing. My ex-girlfriend actually worked with him at a local diner back in the day. She said he used to get intel laid directly on his table by the regulars...

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Then there’s this one guy from this forum. He’s actually a decent guy; we’ve even grabbed a few beers together. In the real world, he’s a massive media personality. Generally, he’s a good guy. While he used to have some ultra-right-wing outbursts here, he’s currently being targeted by actual extremists and hasn't been seen in a while. I just hope none of his enemies decide to leak his old posts to the public... that would be a shame. 😁

Anyway, are we going to pull off some terrifying and non-partisan megaterrorist outburst to spill blood in the fifth during this holiday season, or what?! 😕
I'm not waiting around for some bandit from the Ozarks to erect an inverted pyramid next to the F. R. plaza in honor of F. T.

soylent said:you have no idea how right you are... 😉
Take, for instance, a certain guy who used to hang around here four or five years ago. After a series of threatening DMs, he just vanished. I tried reaching out, but nothing. My ex used to work with him over at the local Hilton. She mentioned he used to get files delivered directly from the corporate office...

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Then there’s this one guy from this forum. A decent fellow, actually—we've even grabbed beers together. In the real world, he's quite a prominent media figure. Generally a good guy, though he could be a bit extreme in his views here. Lately, he's been targeted by some real radicals and hasn't been around. I just hope none of his old posts surface publicly; that would be a shame. 😁

Anyway, are we going to pull off some terrifying and impartial megaterrorist outburst to spill blood in the fifth during this holiday season, or what?! 😕
I'm not waiting around for some outlaw from the Ozarks to build an inverted pyramid near the F. R. plaza in honor of F. T.

🙂 I've got my stash of homemade firecrackers, some Ticonderoga, and Garburu, plus a few lighters to get the pyrotechnics going.
🙂 I've even got a can of lighter fluid and some white spray paint in my toolkit, and I could probably pick up some red paint too.
🙂 I don't really care much for blue paint, and I'm not exactly a die-hard Kansas City Chiefs fan, but if it serves our purpose, I'll grab it.
🙂 My only issue is I missed the window to leave egg cartons out in the sun to harden, so we might have to settle for fresh eggs.
🙂 All in all, I suppose I'm reasonably prepared to stir up some trouble. 😬

Chuck said:🙂 I’ve got my stash of homemade firecrackers, some Tondin, Garburu, and enough fuses to set off a small war.
In my portable kit, I’ve got a can of JP Lube and some white automotive spray paint; I could probably track down some red paint too. 🙂 I don't really have any blue paint on hand—not that I care much about being a die-hard Yankees fan—but if it's for our cause, I'll make it happen.
My only issue is that I didn't buy egg cartons in time to leave them out on the terrace to rot in the sun, so we might just have to settle for fresh eggs. 🙂 All in all, I guess I'm somewhat prepared to cook up some trouble for someone.
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Good grief. 😕 Are you prepping to liberate a whole city or what...?!

Anyway, those guys from the Midwest who were planning to splash paint on the White House... they talked to their leader just a minute before it happened, and the guy told me they completely screwed up. They planned
to drench Schwartz Schilling, but the guy played them; he changed his commute from home to work six times that morning. So, to avoid wasting all that paint...
I mean, what happens if someone like Biden, Pelosi, or maybe even Trump changes their daily routine and all those eggs go to waste? What do we do with all that rotten mess? We'd probably stink out half the city... hmm... maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing... but what would the message even be?

But listen, if we hit that inverted pyramid with blue paint... is that an expression of spite because of the rivalry with the Dinamos, or is it a general protest against the President's entire legacy? Or if we just stick to red, there's no way we can misinterpret that... it's pretty self-explanatory.

By the way, does Kerumovac drive a white or black Maybach?

soylent said:although there were definitely some far-right outbursts here too...

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This guy is actually dying from laughing so hard.