Iskorak is announcing the names of gay people tomorrow

Chloe Garcia98 said:Give me a break—those guys in Des Moines are still stuck in the dark ages with those old-school barbers who act like they're also dentists and undertakers at the same time... ☕

👍 Honestly, facts. Anyone who’s ever spent time in Des Moines knows all about that Future salon. Their cuts are terrible, yet somehow they charge a fortune. 👍

It’s mostly just 60-year-old dudes working there who are basically barbers first and stylists second—you can tell the second you sit in her chair.

And as for that whole "gay" thing? A lot of the barbers there rock mustaches, and let's be real—if you're rocking a mustache, there's no way you're gay. 👍

aha. a Freddy Mercury?

Douglas Rivera said:haha. you think we're talking about Freddie Mercury?

Man, you can't really call someone gay if they were basically hooking up with everyone in sight—seriously. You try telling that guy with the mustache when he's waving a razor at your throat that Freddy was gay.

dustyscout53 said:👍 This is an absolute fact. Anyone who has ever spent any time in Des Moines has heard of that Future hair salon. Their cuts are subpar at best, yet they somehow manage to charge premium prices for it. 👍

The staff consists mostly of sixty-year-old veterans who act more like old-school barbers than actual stylists—which becomes painfully obvious the moment you sit in their chair.

And regarding that comment about being gay: plenty of those barbers sport thick mustaches, and frankly, anyone who carries themselves with a proper mustache isn't going to be mistaken for one of those types. 👍

Once you've dealt with the fallout from their procedures, you’ll find yourself needing the expertise of Glumičić and his crew... That’s exactly why Saša keeps his hair long; he isn't some fool who makes reckless decisions... ☕

dustyscout53 said:You can't just label someone gay because they hooked up with everyone in sight. And don't you dare try telling that guy with the mustache that Freddy was gay while he's waving a razor at your throat.

My buddy doesn't even have a mustache. And he isn't gay either.🙂
go ahead and coordinate your stories with your buddies if you want...

Chloe Garcia98 said:Once they're done with their procedures, you definitely need help from Glumičić and his crew... That's why Saša keeps it all together—he's definitely not some clown... ☕

He’s anything but a clown, even if people love to say otherwise. 😁 😁 😁 😁

dustyscout53 said:It isn't foolish at all, regardless of what the skeptics might claim. 😁 😁 😁 😁

The envy on display here is nothing short of pedestrian. It’s essentially the same reaction you’d get if someone suddenly opened a high-end wellness center in the middle of a rural farming town—people acting like a simple convenience is some sort of scandalous luxury. Suddenly, you don't even have to handle your own grooming anymore, and apparently, that's enough to make people bitter.😉

Chloe Garcia98 said:Just plain old haters... I mean, you basically just opened a wellness center in the middle of nowhere... No more DIY waxing for you, right? 😉

Man, those Fore products are seriously basic—like, bottom-tier drugstore stuff. 😁 😁 😁

dustyscout53 said:Honestly, you guys are operating at the level of a local community college dropout. 😁 😁 😁

Well, damn, the least you could do is acknowledge the effort... ☕

Chloe Garcia98 said:Just plain old jealousy... Besides, since you've gone and opened up a wellness center in the middle of nowhere... You won't even have to deal with hair removal on your own anymore. 😉

wellness 😉 😘 🙂 😁

So dustyscout53 is some metrosexual now? Grooming himself? Managing the guys' section? This whole thing is just going straight to hell...

Arthur Martinez7 said:wellness 😉 😘 🙂 😁

Just watch how I make sure my friends stay happy 😁

Chloe Garcia98 said:Man, give 'em at least a little credit for trying... ☕

Sending you some head pats, sweetie. 🙂

dustyscout53 said:I’m going to give you a little pat on the head, you sweet thing. 🙂

🙂

Douglas Rivera said:So dustyscout53 is a cosmosexual now? Like, he grooms himself? The official mod of the guys' corner? Man, everything is just going to hell...

Look, I'm a Cosmosexual. Where do you live, Mars or something?! A lot has changed since you've been gone.

Besides, you don't even mention I'm from some small town in rural US anymore, you know? Now, as far as you're concerned, I'm just from a Midwestern US city. What's next—are you gonna tell me I'm from New York City in a few years? 😎

Whatever said:Wellness 😉 😘 🙂 😁

hehehe 🙏 🙏 🙏 :claps: :claps:

dustyscout53 said:Heh. Heh heh. 🙏 🙏 🙏 *Applaud* *applaud*

Why are you whining? You wouldn't even realize what was happening if it weren't for Whatever. 🙄

Are you kidding me with this small town in rural US stuff? John Doe and his crew... talking about trauma? Please, you're clearly from New York City. And not even real NYC either. You're probably from some... Midwestern US city?

Douglas Rivera said:Man, forget about that small town in rural US—John Doe and his crew... traumas? Please, you’re acting like you're from New York City. You aren't even from New York City... you're more like from a random Midwestern US city, right?

So, me and John Doe are just strolling through this small town in rural US, and this guy walks up and goes, "Oh, hey Doc! Who's the guy next to you?"
And I'm just like, seriously? You don't recognize John Doe?

😎

dustyscout53 said:So me and this unknown guy are just walking down the street in Chicago, and some random dude walks up and goes, "Hey Doc, good to see you! Who's this guy with you?"
And I’m just like, seriously? You don't even recognize the unknown guy?...

😎

............my dad. we look alike, don't we?