Iskorak is announcing the names of gay people tomorrow

Douglas Rivera said:............my dad. don't we look alike?

So now you're finally catching up to where I am—guess I'm just too much for you guys to handle. 😎>

Yeah, no kidding. You’re the man. A total legend... pure Conan the Barbarian energy. Like Tarzan himself. Let's gooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Douglas Rivera said:Yeah, you're absolutely right, there's nothing else to say. You're the undisputed heavyweight here—basically Conan the Barbarian meets Tarzan. Just pure, unadulterated power!

Mandrake the Magician, Tex Avery, and even Prince Valiant...

Chloe Garcia98 said:Mandrake the Magician, Tex Avery, and even Valiant...

You guys look like a total mismatched crew to me—just a random duo out of nowhere? 😁 😁 😁 😁

Blackthorne, Zagor, Iron Fist, and Modesto Blaze...

Captain Ahab said:Black Stone, Zorro, Iron Fist, and Modesto Blaze...

Aunt Modesto and that blue gadget of hers—I can't recall the specific name right now—😍

Marty Mystery, Dylan Dog, Mr. No...

Chloe Garcia98 said:Aunt Modesto and that blue thing she has—I can’t even remember what it’s called... 😍

Duke Chaik

Willie Garvin 😍

dustyscout53 said:👍 Spot on. Anyone who ever spent any time in Des Moines has heard of that Future hair salon. Their cuts are absolutely terrible—but hey, they charge you a fortune for it. 👍

Oh, you can say that again!😉 Honestly, "Future" belongs in a museum at this point. Every single dad back in the day took his little boy there just to experience a true slice of that old-school, small-town American socialite life. You could probably hang a portrait of Marshall on the wall there today and it wouldn't look out of place. I think I might be the only guy from my generation who actually went there to try and pick up some girl... god, the memories. 😁 😁 I even remember getting a haircut there for my graduation, though by then we were already deep into the 90s. 😕 It was this woman with this massive mole right on her face—well, her forehead, I guess—who did my hair. But of course, they also had one of those seasoned old-timers working there too. I’d bet anything his name isn't John and he definitely isn't gay!!😁 😁

Captain Ahab said:So, you're telling me Walter is some kind of metrosexual now? Groomed to perfection? The official moderator of the men's lounge? Honestly, everything is just spiraling out of control at this point...

😱 😱 😂 😂