Gregory Cooper5 said:1. And look at sections 1 and 4—they list the exact same timestamp for both the initial stop and when they blew me into the breathalyzer.
2. I checked the boxes saying I consent to the testing, that I’m not being deceptive, and that I’m not requesting any expert medical review or blood/urine samples.
3. I honestly told them straight up that I'd had two beers a few hours earlier, but they recorded it as "0.5 liters of beer one and a half hours before the stop."
Some people are telling me I should argue that they didn't actually hand me the citation, but that it was already printed out and sitting in the machine! As far as everything else goes, it all looks pretty standard: the address, the license plate number, the officer's name and badge, the hat, the vest—all that stuff. The only weird part is that by the time he approached me, I had already stepped out of my car and was heading toward the door to lock up, while their patrol car was just idling behind the corner. He asked me where I was headed, and I told him I was going to see my girlfriend. To that, he snapped back with some nonsense about how I couldn't just pull over and then throw it in reverse, which is something I NEVER did—I simply stopped the car and got out.
Honestly, none of that is actually wrong on their part... they followed the procedure perfectly fine...
But if you want to look at it this way: you basically have two different paths you can take...
Option one is to challenge the specific type and severity of the penalty itself, which skips the initial hearing stage and goes straight to the DMV administrative review process...
Option two is the classic route where you just fight the whole thing in front of a judge...
The perk of the first option is that you don't have to sit there turning bright red in front of a judge, plus the fines and costs can't end up being higher than what was originally on the ticket, whereas the second option gives you a better shot at waiting out the statute of limitations, but it also opens the door for you to walk in facing a $2,000 fine and walk out with even more debt or a suspended license...$50, though you might get lucky...
Since this is your first offense, the fine is relatively low, and you're still a college student, there isn't much chance you'll get hit with anything more than the minimum fine or basic safety measures if you go with option two during the initial hearing, but hey, nothing's guaranteed...
Also, if you're dealing with a major metropolitan court like Los Angeles or Chicago, going the long way might help with the statute of limitations, but there's always that nagging possibility that some new state legislation gets passed that extends the expiration period to four years, and then your hopes for a statute of limitations defense just go right out the window...
So, yeah, those are the cards you're holding, so make your choice...
By the way, I read through all those objections you listed, and it's unlikely—well, actually, it's almost certain—that there's anything in there that would "seriously" help you get dismissed... it really just comes down to whether you can play the waiting game with the statute of limitations...