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Heraclitus once said:I’m not buying it until I see proof... and look, Maja claimed she was the biggest badass on this whole forum... but after everything I've figured out lately 😱 🙂 turns out there's zero backbone there 🙄 😢

Maybe that's just because Maja is actually a guy... 😁 😉

Mljacko said:I know😳 😁—but you didn't actually put it that way, and honestly, you're a lot more intimidating than I am😁 😁 😍

No, I really didn't 😍 😁—you're the one who is 😍 👋

Heraclitus once said:He calls it trash 😁 ...why on earth would I be jealous...😲 if I actually wanted her, she’d be mine in a heartbeat... there isn't a woman out there I couldn't land😳 😳 😳

Well, you must be some kind of absolute menace then😍 🙂 🙂 🙂

Heraclitus once said:this right here... this is exactly what I mean😁 😉

Yet people still accuse me of having a superiority complex just because I don't always say exactly what's on my mind.🙂

silentridge8 said:Oh, please... you can spot a philosopher from a mile away. They just sit there, heavy and unmoving like a sack of potatoes, offering absolutely zero entertainment. And let’s be honest—who doesn't want something actually interesting to listen to? 🙂 If nothing else, their endless monologues double as a perfect lullaby.

Well, I guess Mljacko doesn't exactly sit there like a bag of potatoes... 😍 since he happens to be incredibly engaging, sharp, charming, and well-read... 😍 🙂 plus, you could never fall asleep listening to him... he's practically the male version of Scheherazade. 😍 😁 😁

casualfalcon7 said:haha

I guess the long, winding road to enlightenment is really just somewhere between ordering pizza and starting a revolution.

😁

Enlightenment? Honestly, if things get desperate, I might just try plugging myself directly into an outlet!

🙂

Tonight, the moonlight drifted in over the porch
With such elegant grace
Just some sandals and a simple ring
And a crown of wildflowers tucked into her hair

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Sophia Evans76 said:... I guess he's pretty much like a male version of Scheherazade 😍 😁 😁

So, does Scheherazade have short hair but nothing else going on down there?

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Heraclitus said:...honestly, you guys are nothing like the Guevara IMF...😢you haven't really found a place for any kind of real struggle...it feels more like you're just providing a playground for all sorts of jerks who use their moderator status to vent their frustrations and complexes from their real lives (though I guess there are a few rare exceptions)...you aren't being revolutionary, you're just being foolish...especially if you still think anything meaningful can actually happen here...I suppose the only thing anyone can really do is have a little fun and poke at the idiots running the show...I guess I had some illusions back when I first started, too...but I don't really have any left regarding this Forum...there's hardly a single sub-forum where the moderators are actually competent...and since they aren't competent, you'd at least hope they were somewhat "normal"...but man...it's just a total mess...so I think I'll mostly just stick to the Asylum section from now on...it seems like the only sane part of the Forum...everything else just feels so hypocritical and sad...even when people are "insulting" each other, it's pretty obvious they're just messing around...😁whereas if I were to tell someone on some other sub-forum—in an argumentative, honest, and friendly way—that they're ignorant or just plain stupid...good grief, it's like they want to die...they'll end up writing a ten-post saga just trying to compensate for that "terrible" emotional wound...😲 😢 so I find myself wondering where I even am...but whatever... 👎 🙂

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Man, I think I really hit a nerve there.

I'm pretty much a newcomer here, even though I guess I've been around the Forum for quite a while now. 🤣

casualfalcon7 said:So, what—short hair, but absolutely nothing else going on downstairs?

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And maybe you could try, I don't know, actually stopping with all this projecting for once. 😁

So, I tried to project Mljacko's junk onto the screen, but I guess nothing's actually showing up.

Sophia Evans76 said:Well, as long as Mljacko doesn't just sit there like a sack of potatoes... 😍 he’s actually pretty sharp, witty, and well-read... 😍 🙂 plus, you can't exactly fall asleep when he's talking... he's almost like a male version of Scheherazade 😍 😁 😁

Since when did you start comparing him to a philosopher?😕

silentridge8 said:If you actually knew what you were talking about, maybe. But hey, you’re the philosopher here. 😁

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Lost, I’m telling you.

There’s zero energy coming from those philosophers. Honestly, you could argue that their complete lack of passion creates this kind of vacuum—one that might just suck you in if you get too close. 😱

Heraclitus once said:Look, just give me a straight answer—are you actually going to hook up with silentridge8, or is this all just some digital fantasy for you? 😕

You're getting your wires crossed here.🥳

A good hookup is a reward for a woman, but losers like Perdita get punished by being totally ignored.

Can someone please explain to me what exactly "kalastura" means? 😕

silentridge8 said:Can someone please just explain to me what the hell "kalastura" even means...😕

Is that really what you're worried about? Or should we be talking about whether or not you need to get laid instead?

Jack Johnson said:And why should you care about that? Should we just act like having sex isn't a basic requirement?

It’s clear you don't even have a clue what real filth looks like, so let's not pretend, shall we? 🤣

p.s. Did Phoenix actually write what you're claiming?

Taylor Swift said:maybe it's because Little MJ is actually a guy... 😁 😉

...and now she's saying that too... 🆙

ps. honestly, the whole thing sounded way too good to be true anyway 😢 😵

Audrey Hepburn said:then you gotta be some kind of absolute savage😍 🙂 🙂 🙂

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