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Beer Enthusiast said:😁

Man, I really hit a nerve there.

…and how could I not? I logged onto Reddit again today and immediately get hit with a PM popup—just straight-up threats from one of the moderators (that total psycho 🙂 )… okay, look, it’s one thing since I’m basically "treating" him and that's why he keeps sending me those "love" messages🤣… but still… as a mod, he shouldn't be throwing around threats and insults like that, especially since we aren't on level ground when it comes to power and influence… 👎 but whatever… I still want to help everyone… so I guess I'll try to help this jerk too… better he hits on me in my DMs than goes out and beats up some lover🙂

Spot Perdita said:You’re totally mixing up your terms here. 🥳

aha, so you guys just jerk off in real life but act like total tough guys on Twitter? 😂 🤣 👍

Pale Blue Eyes said:Well, it is certainly true that Eric Wells3 doesn't just sit there like a sack of potatoes; he is quite frankly an engaging, sharp-witted, and highly educated individual, making it nearly impossible to drift off when he is speaking... he is almost like a male version of Scheherazade.

And then there is her, still blissfully unaware that Perdita has fallen head over heels for me, though she refuses to admit it...

I mean, really, Perdita, you must stop this obsession; I am well aware that the spring fever has taken hold of you—as it does all of us mere mortals—but there is absolutely no need for such aggression.😳

casualfalcon7 said:Well, I attempted to get a clear visual on Eric Wells3's junk, but frankly, there is absolutely nothing to be seen here.

Maybe if you took it out of your mouth, you'd actually be able to see it.

silentridge8 said:Can someone please enlighten me on what exactly "filth" means in this context?😕

Honestly, you’re better off not knowing. It is a level of depravity far worse than any common gutter trash you might encounter on a street corner in Chicago.😁

Kosmarac said:How fascinating. My own observations suggest that people rarely show much interest in philosophers. Perhaps you shouldn't attempt to play the part of a novelist; are you simply reciting something?

Oh, please, as if they don't care! Philosophers are actually the ultimate players in this game—mark my words—because the moment I walk up to a girl and confidently declare, "Listen, darling, let me explain the Hegelian critique of Schelling," she is practically mine already.👍

Eric Wells3 said:Just take it out of her mouth and then you'll see.

I mean, I honestly thought maybe it was just too small for her to even notice once it's in there. Poor girl, it’s probably no wonder she ends up getting all worked up over random guys on the internet when she doesn't even know what they actually look like.😢

Maybe I can cheer her up a little bit with this:

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So, Eric Wells3 is standing there in front of the mirror, while his girlfriend is lying in bed impatiently waiting for things to get moving, and he suddenly gets this urge to start reciting some Hegelian philosophy. He gives himself this smug little look in the glass after finishing his little speech and says:

"Man, if my mustache were just an inch longer, I'd be a total Nietzsche."

And then his girlfriend, looking pretty frustrated, pipes up from the bed:

"Well, if it were an inch shorter, you'd be more like Ayn Rand."

Nancy Morales2 said:Oh, I see. You perform solo in real life, but then come on VL to play tough guy? 😂 🤣 👍

What we do online isn't just self-indulgence. It’s more of a question: if you were already under the impression that term A meant anything other than what it actually means, how can you be certain any of the other terms in your vocabulary aren't just as confused? 🤔

silentridge8 said:What we're doing here on the web isn't just some pathetic self-indulgence. The real issue is this: if you actually thought Term A meant something completely different from what it actually means, how can you even be sure the rest of your vocabulary isn't a total mess? 🤔

Now I totally get why you hate philosophers... honestly, you're even worse than they are.🤣

Eric Wells3 said:There she goes again, still refusing to admit that Perdita’s actually fallen for me...

I mean, look, Perdita, give it a rest. I get it, seasonal allergies or whatever, we all get a little irrational sometimes, but you don't need to be this aggressive.😳

When was it that we actually met?

Nancy Morales2 said:Now I finally get why you have such a grudge against philosophers... you’re actually worse than they are.🤣

What you really want to know is if I'm 🙂

silentridge8 said:You're dying to know if I'm actually 🙂

look, I already know everything...🙂

Eric Wells3 said:It’s probably better if you don't know. Honestly, it's worse than a bad case of the flu.😁

😱 I don't believe you for a second. Come on, prove me wrong...

Nancy Morales2 said:Oh, I know everything...🙂

Of course you do. Which is exactly why you should be able to give me an answer to the question I just asked. 🙂

silentridge8 said:Duh, of course you know. That’s why you can actually answer the question I asked. 🙂

I don't do "answers"... sorry, this isn't some "sweetheart" chat.

Nancy Morales2 said:I never actually provide answers to questions... sorry, this isn't "Mila."

Yet you seem pretty upset when someone doesn't answer yours, don't you?🥳

silentridge8 said:Oh, so now you’re crying because someone didn't answer your little questions? 🥳

Nah... I don't have questions. I already know everything. (Seriously, haven't you realized that yet?????😁 ))

Heraclitus once said:nah... I don't really have questions... I already know everything (haven't you noticed yet? 😁))

Not quite 😁

That's why I'm always right. 😛 🙂

silentridge8 said:That’s why I know everything 😛 🙂

you don't know a thing...like, you have no clue how big my😳

Nancy Morales2 said:you have no idea... for example, you don't know how much my😳

😲 But... honestly, it’s just one of those classic "male things." There are way more important issues to worry about. 🙂