The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie

jadetinker85 said:😲 😲
the ozone layer? 😁

That was your first thought when you heard "hole"? 😁

My first thought? I always say: if you dig a hole for someone else, you're the one who ends up falling in. It happened to our big boss Tom, and now he isn't the boss anymore—he's just Tom. 😁

I’m almost embarrassed to admit what my first thought was... 🙂 😲 🙄

velvetgull9 said:I’m actually embarrassed to admit what the first thing that popped into my head was... 🙂 😲 🙄

velvetgull9, if you're thinking the exact same thing I am, then yeah, you hit the nail right on the head. 😁

Keith James812 said:Was that really your first thought when you heard "hole"?😁

Oof, no. I was just trying to be polite.🙂

jadetinker85 said:ugh, nah, I was just trying to be polite, I guess🙂

Oh, come on, quit acting all high and mighty... 🙄 🙄 😉

jadetinker85 said:😲 😲
the ozone layer? 😁

🙄

😁

It’s actually kind of wild... I haven't even been out as a lesbian for two whole days, and suddenly I feel totally fine just sitting there at the office, chatting away with my coworkers about all things anal. 😁

So tell me, babe, how are you settling into your new life? You found yourself a girlfriend yet? I guess! 😉 😁

velvetgull9 said:Seriously though, honey, how are you handling this whole new chapter of your life? You actually found a girlfriend yet? 😉 😁

As if... I'd love to meet someone, really, but my biggest issue is that I have zero clue how to spot a lesbian walking down the street in downtown Chicago. 😕

Keith James812 said:No way... I'd totally love to meet up with anyone, but I'm honestly terrible at spotting lesbians out in the wild.😕

Unknown, that could be a real struggle... maybe if they all rocked mustaches, huh?

The Boss said:These IMF women—supposedly the softer, prettier sex—are totally embracing those old-school patriarchal roles. They’re out there aggressively pushing these ultra-conservative, regressive values, fighting against basically everything progressive... segregation, anti-abortion stances, tearing down human rights... you name it.

So, who actually deserves the title of the ultimate IMF conservative housewife?

Man, as soon as I saw your post—especially with a title like that—I immediately thought of our very own Keith James812. 👍
I honestly think once she gets older, she'll be all about defending a man's right to just take whatever he wants from a woman. It's that kind of deep-seated hatred. Just like how Powerlock thinks being gay is "abnormal." It's messed up beyond imagination. 👍

velvetgull9 said:Uuuuu, that could definitely be an issue... It’d be a whole lot easier if they just had whiskers, wouldn't it?

velvetgull9... maybe I'm just seeing things, but... this all started when you gave me that little wink after asking if I had a girlfriend... and now... now you're bringing up whiskers..

Is there some kind of connection here between those whiskers on your avatar and whatever it is you're trying to tell me?😁

Keith James812 said:velvetgull9.. I don't know, maybe I'm just imagining things, but.. this all started when you gave me that look after asking if I had a girlfriend.. and now.. now you're bringing up mustaches..

Is there some kind of connection between those mustaches on your avatar and something you're trying to tell me?😁

Ugh, I'm so over having to explain to every flirtatious guy (and girl, for that matter!) that my avatar isn't even actually me... Guess I better go swap it out. 🙄 🙄
And as for lesbians, I'm totally into them. As long as they, uh, have curves, though. 😎

velvetgull9 said:And look, regarding lesbians—I’m actually a huge fan. But there’s a catch: they’ve gotta have, uh, skills in the bedroom. 😎

Well then, dustyscout53 sounds like your perfect match... 😁

Keith James812 said:well then dustyscout53 is basically the perfect pick.. 😁

I don't think you quite caught what velvetgull9 was getting at, huh?😉

Keith James812 said:Well, I guess dustyscout53 would be the perfect pick then.. 😁

Nah, actually. Lesbians pretty much love women in general. He only loves one person. Himself. And even then, maybe not all the time. 🙄

velvetgull9 said:Nah, that's just wrong. Lesbians generally dig women. This guy? He only loves one person. Himself. And even then, he's inconsistent about it. 🙄

Yeah, so dustyscout53 is basically a misogynistic lesbian... talk about a messy combo. 😁

Keith James812 said:Yeah, dustyscout53 is basically a misogynistic lesbian... talk about a messy combo! 😁

So, we finally hit a big conclusion, I guess, but honestly, it doesn't even get us any closer to fixing your problem.
What kind of strategy have you actually tried so far to find candidates that isn't just totally flopping? 😁
Or, hey, let's try this instead: what would your absolute dream girl be like?
(Then we can just work our way through by process of elimination....)

walter said:Honestly, I don't think you even grasped what velvetgull9 was trying to get at, did you? 😉

So what if I didn't? Walter, are you actually aware that you're turning into a total tool? 😁

velvetgull9 said:Look, we finally arrived at some grand conclusion, but let’s be real—it didn't actually get us any closer to fixing your problem.
What kind of strategy have you even tried so far to spot potential candidates that hasn't been a total bust? 😁
Or, hey, let's pivot: what does your dream girl actually look like?
(We can just work through it using the process of elimination...)

Strategy? Please. You know that feeling when someone catches your eye in passing, then looks back, or maybe just holds the gaze for a second too long? Well, I’ve been doing plenty of that staring lately, but nobody's giving me anything back. No winks, no peace signs, no sticking out their tongue... absolutely nothing. Zip. Nada. 😢

My ideal girl? Honestly... she’s gotta have a sense of humor. And it would be a huge plus if she could actually cook. Just those two things. Physical looks don't even matter to me because, let's face it, we'd probably just end up having a strictly platonic relationship anyway.