The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie

Keith James812 said:Hey velvetgull9, you gotta read this... then you'll totally get why I'm freaking out! 😢

Man, just my luck, huh? I'll probably be one of the first ones there, only to have them tell me they didn't even get any guys in, or maybe there's way fewer dudes than women! 😁

Seriously though, it's the same vibe at my local Barnes & Noble, where they sell books bundled with newspapers—I think I actually own every single one they've released so far. 😉

velvetgull9 said:Look, it’s the same deal where I live—they sell books bundled up with newspapers, and I’ve already grabbed every single one they’ve put out so far. 😉

Alright, fine, damn it all, can you at least try to pick up those stupid books instead of just obsessing over your junk for once? 😁

Keith James812 said:Man, seriously, could you maybe try picking up some actual books instead of just being a total tool for once? 😁

I mean, what else are girlfriends even for? 🙄 🙄 😁

Keith James812, you need to look at this from an entirely different angle because maybe those massive dicks people brag about—assuming they even exist—weren't actually designed for women, and honestly, who knows what kind of damage a woman could actually take during intercourse with something like that! 😲 😲 😲 Human anatomy allows for a few little deviations here and there, but nothing extreme, so why don't you just ask the Sergeant Major since he’s the one who taught the curriculum and will surely give you a much better explanation than I can.

I still maintain that it's all just complete nonsense you guys read in those tacky copies of Cosmopolitan, and besides, nobody has a clear idea of what is actually going down over in that "modulator" forum where some bitter, frigid modulator might be spinning tall tales just to drive all the decent women away from their men, if you catch my drift.

Talking about moderators? Please. There’s nothing new or groundbreaking about those guys under the hood... You’ve probably binged a thousand movies about secret societies, initiations, and virgins hanging out with hooded figures in dark alleys. 🙄

Look, you see one—you've seen them all. It’s always the exact same recycled nonsense.

But hey, if you want my two cents... you know me. As a staunch conservative, there's no way I would have made the cut unless I was a virgin. And let's be real, finding a virgin these days is like finding a needle in a haystack. So, in my case, the Grand Master decided to turn a blind eye to my, uh, intense political views just to get me through the door.

The thing is, I never actually made it to the initiation ceremony because I convinced him that I am, quite frankly, the real deal. I told him I could feel even the slightest... well, let's just say "movement" beneath a hundred yogis and ceremonial feathers. But anyway, I won't ramble too long. Basically, I sold him on the idea that over time, everything down there had probably already calcified. I even warned him—for his own good, of course—that he might end up seriously injured if he tried anything. So, that’s why I’m still here, allowed to keep ranting about the moderators, while the Grand Master remains skeptical about my "calcified" situation and refuses to pull the trigger on a ban. That’s the whole story. I told you straight up: there’s nothing interesting going on with the mods, so stop wasting your breath and fueling your imagination. 🙄

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alright, alright...

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(storms into the bathroom and grabs some CLR & Rust)

"Standard cleaners don't stand a chance against buildup this thick. CLR & Rust tears through limescale and rust on all these surfaces:
chrome fixtures
stainless steel
tiles and semi-glazed porcelain
glass, plastic, ceramic, and even porcelainware

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You really stepped in it this time, Quincy... I'm going to go take a shower, but mark my words: you're getting banned before midnight :2up:

velvetgull9 said:What’s the point of having friends then? 🙄 🙄 😁

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Seriously? You're actually gonna get me books?? Man, this is better than sex. 😍

Am I some kind of total loser? Is that what we're doing here🙂? No, I'm really not...😢 I guess I'll head over to the local dive bar and see if anyone actually thinks I'm a joke. She was probably just binge-watching Netflix and drinking cheap Chardonnay last night, so she's clearly in a better mood today...🙄