The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie

Keith James812 said:The whole strategy thing... you know, like when someone catches your eye in passing and then looks back, or just holds the gaze? Well, I’ve been totally staring them down lately, but they didn't even blink. No peace signs, no winking, nothing... zero, zilch, nada.. 😢

My dream girl? Hmm... she’s gotta be funny... and it would be pretty great if she could cook.. yeah, just those two things.. looks don't really matter since we'd probably just end up having a totally platonic vibe anyway..

About that methodology, it seems pretty solid to me, so maybe you're just a total newbie and need more practice out there.

And as for the perfect girl, that part's easy. You're already a pro at jokes, so just start posting on some food forums and you'll be set. 😁

I mean, am I your bestie or what? 😁 😁

THE ATTRACTION

She would be the most beautiful
woman ever created
in this world
without a single doubt.

She would be a true marvel,
everyone would stare in awe,
startle at her sight in the morning,
and fall deeply in love by nightfall.

She could be anyone,
but the greatest gift would be the ability to reinvent her,
to redraw her from scratch,
every single day.

Goran Bogunovic

Keith James812 said:looks don't even matter since we'd just end up having a Platonic connection anyway..

Wait, I just realized... why stop at Platonic though? lol 😕

Look, can you please stop just dumping links and song lyrics everywhere for once and actually say something in your own damn words? 😠 Come on, help me out here... do you even know anything about lesbians?😁

Man, honestly? Watching a cactus bloom would be way more exciting than scrolling through these narcoleptic posts. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

velvetgull9 said:Wait, I just realized... why am I only thinking about the plankton kind? 😕

Seriously, velvetgull9, what are you even asking? Look, just because I came out as a lesbian doesn't mean I suddenly stopped being Catholic.. 🙄

No sex before marriage—that rule still stands. Actually, it’s even more of a headache now since there isn't even "marriage" in the traditional sense for lesbians... I noticed this weird contradiction a while ago, but I never really sat down to chew on it. Now? Yeah, it’s definitely hitting me full force. 😁

dustyscout53, you should probably go read up on the French Foreign Legion. Things are getting pretty intense over there right now. 😉

Keith James812 said:Wait, why black cats? lol... even if I've come out as a lesbian, I'm still Catholic.. 🙄

Sex before marriage is still off the table, though things are way more complicated now since there isn't even marriage for lesbians... I noticed that issue before, but I never really sat down to think about it deeply.. which is definitely coming back to me now 😁

Ugh, listen, there is a MASSIVE gap between sex and just some random crush, okay? ... I guess Litra probably didn't mention that in his sermon, but trust an experienced cat on this one! 😉

velvetgull9 said:Look, let me break it down for you—there is a massive, gaping canyon between actual sex and some weird, plankton-level crush, okay? That’s probably not what your local preacher at First Baptist would put in his Sunday sermon, but hey, take it from an expert who actually knows how the world works. 😉

There isn't even a gap, honestly, because in my book, if you're just thinking about it, we might as well call it sex. 😁

Keith James812 said:I mean, there’s no gap there, since I figure if you just think about sex, it basically counts too 😁

Maybe you should just find yourself a nun or something? They usually cook great, and since they're all about that spiritual life, maybe they'll be pretty funny too? 🤔

lesbian
Could we maybe dial back the intensity just a notch? I mean, we're looking at a political and sociological issue here, aren't we...

velvetgull9 said:Why don't you just go find yourself a nun to marry? They usually cook a mean meal, and since they're all about that spiritual life, maybe they'll actually have a sense of humor too. 🤔

You’re a regular genius, velvetgull9... seriously, that's the answer right there! Only problem is, it might get a little awkward if she moves into my apartment. I'm not sure the folks over at the local convent would be too thrilled about that setup..

Keith James812 said:you're such a wise woman, velvetgull9... so that's the fix! though, it might be a little awkward if she moves into my apartment, maybe those folks at the convent won't be too thrilled about it..

I guess you'll just have to start your own commune then... 😁 😁

Keith James812 is sitting at 8 points
it’s pretty obvious the folks here haven't forgotten those racist outbursts regarding that innocent little Roma child...😢

yeah, Keith James812 is basically the First Lady of the far-right...that's how things look right now. maybe she'll be overtaken by someone like Rambolina, who's actually putting in the work this week to defend the indefensible: ethnic cleansing following Operation Storm....using an Israeli flag as some kind of pathetic shield to do it....some people really won't hesitate to use tactics like that...🙄

granitepuma3, look, those are just childhood traumas—you know, that whole Aryan upbringing thing—it’s not like Keith James812 is some crazy girl or an idiot, she was just raised that way. It’s sad, really, but what can you do? You shouldn't judge her for it. You have to try and understand her. Which isn't easy, obviously... but it's not impossible either.
I don't know anything about ramb pathology, nor do I care to. As for the rest of them, they're neither here nor there. Honestly, that little dash of hers is kind of cute—every time I post about churches in the States, she brings up how much she pathologically hates them, bless her heart. 😍
Perdit's spot seems totally fine to me. 😲

dustyscout53 said:granitepuma3, look, those are just childhood traumas talking—you know, that whole "superiority complex" upbringing and all that nonsense. It’s not like Keith James812 is some airheaded girl or a complete idiot.

That’s exactly where the monstrosity lies. There is a massive difference between hearing some sick, inhuman worldview—like trying to justify segregating kids in schools—coming from someone who's basically operating on a Neanderthal level, and hearing that same garbage spewed by a 21st-century academic with a PhD. It's one thing when it's primal ignorance; it's an entirely different beast when it's coming from someone "educated."

velvetgull9 said:

I don't know much about pathology, and honestly, I haven't got the energy to find out.

Rambi claims he’s "from Israel," but honestly, he’s more like a supervillain obsessed with Franjo Harmon—it’s practically a fetish at this point.

velvetgull9 said:

Critic is kind of sweet, really. Every single time I pop up in a thread about religion here in the States, she makes sure to remind me just how much I absolutely loathe the church. It’s almost endearing, honestly.

Man, I love it... just love it. Honestly? I wouldn't mind being in Škorpina's shoes right about now.🙂

granitepuma3 said:Rambi claims he’s "from Israel" and is basically obsessed with Franjo Harmon—like, it’s bordering on a fetish at this point.

So, get this—we’ve got a gay guy who can't stand gay people, a Jewish woman cheering for someone who’s just thrilled his wife isn't a Jewish woman, and a feminist fighting for the patriarchy.
Talk about character design... feels like they were ripped straight out of a comic book. 😁 😁 😁
Wild bunch, for sure. Definitely worth keeping an eye on. 😁 😁

dustyscout53 said:So, we have a gay man who absolutely loathes other gay men, a Jewish woman who adores anyone just because his wife isn't a Jewish woman, and a feminist advocating for patriarchal values.
The characterization feels almost too perfect, like something pulled straight from a comic book writer's sketchbook. 😁 😁 😁
They are certainly fascinating individuals, if nothing else. Definitely worth studying. 😁 😁

It's basically a mirror of American youth culture. Honestly, I don't even know what to say about the demographics... it's either a total resurgence or just complete stagnation.

dustyscout53 said:So, let me get this straight. We’ve got a gay guy who absolutely loathes other gay people, a Jewish woman who's basically cheering for anyone relieved their wife isn't a Jewish woman, and then there's a feminist somehow advocating for the patriarchy. It’s just... it's a mess.

Honestly, I’d take that over the sight of some small-town, medieval-minded dude still clinging to his mother's apron strings like a lost child. 😁

I totally get why the ex-American crowd is losing their minds over Rambi. It’s bound to be a headache when a Jewish woman stands up and insists that Americans aren't some genocidal bunch... 😁 But honestly, why the hell are they coming for me specifically? I genuinely don't get it.. 😕 I am nothing but patient with them. Seriously, I constantly bite my tongue and filter what I actually think just to tone things down and play nice... and this is the thanks I get? 😲 😁