The absolute worst IMF-backed fascist auntie

James Lewis4 said:The logic here is incredibly murky. It seems like the most extreme far-right factions are getting all the preferential treatment from the establishment—taking up those top three spots. Nothing is set in stone yet, but if you really want to play this game, I’ll go ahead and check in with the likes of LeBron James; if the frontrunner happens to be some young, wealthy socialite, she’ll fall right into his lap. Even if she's from a completely different background altogether! 🙂

Good grief, just how much does this woman adore the establishment?! 😲
LeBron absolutely crushed her, and yet here she is, playing matchmaker for him... Talk about having a selfless soul. 🙂

Or is this some sort of olive branch? I mean, if her performances are what secure the first-place prize, and LeBron happens to take the win by chance?!
What a love story 😍

graniteowl88 said:it’s basically his entire personality at this point...

but man, I really shouldn't be picturing it

🙂 🙂

JUST VISUALIZE IT!!!! .... 😲 😲 😲 Source: pallas; topic: Sarah and Soylent, keeping Dikembe out of sight!!!! 😲

graniteowl88,

It is a disaster. This does not look like a penalty at all!
It looks more like a consolation prize for finishing fourth.

😬

James Lewis4 said:Look, at that specific moment, I thought playing the saint was the move, but let’s be real—that shouldn't have stopped you from marrying me back then. Honestly, I just don't get why you're still holding those mistakes over my head today. It feels like you actually hate my guts (well, besides your beef with powerlock, obviously, but I won't touch that drama—that's legendary chemistry right there). 😢

you've got to know the difference between a friendly mistake and a total betrayal😎

Keith James812 said:you really have to learn how to tell a friendly jab from a genuine attack😎

Yeah, fine, I get it. I’m the bad guy here, alright? For the thousandth time, if you actually want to step up and take over moderation duties from that MIA old man, then just go ahead and ban me—if that’s what truly brings you peace of mind!!!!!!!! Or better yet, kick me off the board with a few good jokes while you're at it! 😁

James Lewis4 said:Fine. I get it. I'm the bad guy here. Guilty as charged. For the thousandth time, okay? Look, if you're so desperate to step up as a moderator just because the current guy is MIA, then go ahead—ban me! Seriously! If that’s what makes your day, knock yourself out!!!!!!!! Or better yet, just kick me over to the joke thread! 😁

Whatever... fine, just start a new thread in the comedy section then.. 😁

All these polls about the right-wing crowd... is it just going to be a race to see who’s the biggest nostalgic for the old ways, or are they all just fundamentally boring?
😁

jadetinker85 said:Just seeing all these endless polls about the conservatives lately. Is this basically going to be a showdown to see who can be the biggest relic of the old regime, or are they just that incredibly dull?
😁

Honey, if you haven't caught on yet, they’re just picking the most obnoxious suits straight out of the World Bank.
If those "old guard" types aren't even on that list, it's only because they aren't quite loathsome enough. 🙂

granitepuma3 said:honestly, if you haven't figured it out yet, the most obnoxious people at the World Bank always get picked
if the "old school nostalgics" aren't on that list, it’s only because they aren't that awful. 🙂

😲 sweetheart...you're pretty obnoxious yourself, yet somehow you missed the list. 😁 😈

Keith James812 said:Sure thing... why don't you just go start a thread on Reddit for bad jokes instead... 😁

Fine, I'm going. 😢

So, where on earth is the ban?

shadowjackal88 said:Wait, where’s the moderator at?

Times Square?
Red?
Ray?
Someone else?

shadowjackal88 said:So, where’s the moderator?

No ban coming... turns out it's just one of those wild delusions Sarah Jenkins lives for—acting like she's being harassed or beaten up by two lesbians. Pure fantasy stuff. 🙂
😁

Roger Reed49 said:Times Square?
red?
Ray?
someone else?

Keith James812.

Keith James812 said:There won't be any ban... turns out one of her favorite little delusions is thinking she's being harassed or even physically attacked by two lesbians.. 🙂
😁

😱 🙂 ........................... 🙂

Keith James812 said:There’s no ban coming, because apparently, it turns out one of her favorite little fantasies is being harassed and bullied by a pair of lesbians...🙂
😁

It turns out Keith James812 is a total sadist, because first she lured me into the joke threads just so she could ban me, but once I actually showed up, she just kept tormenting me right on the edge of a ban without ever actually pulling the trigger, and I even tried to push her buttons with a link to... well, let's just say a certain controversial thread on Reddit... and now I'm convinced that Keith James812 is a full-blown dominatrix in real life, decked out in leather and latex with a whip in hand, surrounded by her submissive girls and living for the thrill of breaking men down, though once a day or so she flips a switch and plays the part of the girl who just wants a white picket fence and a suburban life until shadowjackal88 or some other friend shows up and the whole twisted cycle starts all over again.

James Lewis4 said:So then, once a day, she plays this little fantasy movie in her head for an hour or two—dreaming about getting hitched, settling down, buying a suburban house with a white picket fence and a garden... Then shadowjackal88 or some other friend shows up, reality hits, and we’re right back to square one.

😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

James Lewis4 said:Then shadowjackal88 or some other girl comes back and everything just goes right back to how it was.

Wait, so you're saying you have a problem with her friends? 🥳

James Lewis4 said:It turns out Keith James812 is a total sadist. First, she lured me into the jokes section just so she could ban me. Once I actually showed up, she started tormenting me, constantly hovering right on the edge of issuing a ban, yet never quite pulling the trigger. I even tried to get under her skin by posting a link to... well... let's just say a very intense thread from an asylum. And now? I have this nagging suspicion that Keith James812 is a full-blown dominatrix in real life—think leather, chains, and latex, wielding a whip while surrounded by her submissive followers and relishing the chance to torment men. Then, once or twice a day, she puts on a different persona, acting like she wants to settle down, get married, have kids, a house, and a garden... but then Rambi or some other friend walks back in, and everything reverts to the usual chaos.

I guess Mike from Budweiser would just say, "That's... wow..." 🙂))

velvetgull9 said:So you're telling me you actually have a problem with her friends? 🥳

Of course I do... those "friends" are basically modern-day sirens. They target decent women and just fill their heads with absolute nonsense. Like trying to convince them that anything under five inches isn't just a myth, but a reality... it's all garbage. It just stirs up trouble in a normal woman's head until she can't even focus on basic stuff around the house because she's too busy buying self-help books, reading weird articles, and hunting for some mythical G-spot... 🙄 😁