Witches Online: Pirate Edition

Look, ladies, please don't just focus on homeopathy.😲 😢 ... A whole crowd of older women are obsessed with this stuff, and frankly, I can't even wrap my head around it anymore... the second they spot you, they’re ready to prescribe some remedy. If you happen to wear black, oh, that’s a symptom. If you’re too shy to say one thing or if you dare to laugh at another, that’s a symptom too. If you glance upward, it’s a sign; if you look down, it’s the same story... It honestly makes me wonder, people, would anyone actually be considered "normal" in their eyes??? I suspect they could find some fancy little homeopathic little pill even for God Himself—maybe something to soothe an ego, if nothing else...🙄

If you’re doing alright and feeling healthy... fine 🙂 🙂 🙂 I truly hope you stay that way.

But if that's the case, don't go making life difficult for your doctors.😛

Solaris, can you figure out the types for the rest of the 😁?

Alexander Parker69 said:Seriously guys, stop obsessing over homeopathy.😲 😢 ... I see older folks constantly falling for this stuff, and honestly, I can't even deal with it anymore... As soon as they spot you, they start suggesting treatments. If you happen to wear black, that's a "symptom." If you're too shy to eat one thing or if you laugh at something else, boom—another symptom. If you look up, it's a sign; if you look down, it's a sign too... It makes me wonder, is anyone actually considered "normal" by these people??? I feel like they could find some fancy little homeopathic remedy for Bog himself if he had an ego problem or something...🙄

😁 😁 😁 It's true, homeopathy relies heavily on symptoms, but not all of them actually matter—it’s about how intense and frequent they are. A decent homeopath isn't going to prescribe something just because of some tiny, insignificant quirk. There are actual principles involved, and you have to focus on what's primary. Beyond that, you treat the person who is actually sick and wants help, not someone who is perfectly healthy.

If someone laughs way TOO much (and I mean excessive), that could potentially be cann.ind. 😉 😁

And btw, nothing is "weird" to homeopaths; technically, nothing should be.

Matthew Lopez11 said:Solaris, can you figure out the types for the rest of the 😁?

It doesn't work like that—doing so would be totally unprofessional. To pinpoint a constitutional remedy, we need to have a much deeper, live conversation about the individual, their specific symptoms, emotional state, physical reactions, and both personal and family medical history, along with all those unique nuances. I'll walk you through it properly sometime.

Solaris said:[BAko, you're laughing way too much (pay attention to the word TOO) for this to be anything other than a can.ind. 😉 😁

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As for me, I ended up getting hit with some kind of tuberculosis—tuberculin, or whatever they call it... just a side note, my mom went in for a checkup and mentioned how it might be hereditary, those spikes and such, since we all seem to be on the same wavelength in our family, probably because we're all a little bit unhinged 😉 so she wanted to be safe... But that doctor was actually cool, not one of those types who goes hunting for symptoms. Well, she does look for them, obviously, but at least she doesn't do it out loud. It’s that professional bias, I suppose, when you get so deep into the field that you start seeing everything through that lens. What do you think, did she nail it with that tuberculosis diagnosis?😕 😁

Alexander Parker69 said:They hit me with some diagnosis about tuberculosis or tuberculin, I don't even know... Just saying, my mom went in for a treatment and mentioned it might be hereditary—like those specific traits run through the whole family, maybe we’ve all got a little bit of crazy in our blood😉 so she wanted to be safe... But the doctor was really cool, not one of those types who constantly hunts for symptoms. Well, she *does* look for them, obviously, but at least she doesn't make a scene about it. It's just part of the job when you get that deep into medicine; you start seeing everything through that lens. What do you think—did she nail it with that tuberculosis diagnosis?😕 😁

Regarding tuberculinum 😉 😁, you could say it's one of the most "positive" nosodes (if you want to call them medicines). I don't know enough about it personally to give you a deep dive, but Tuber. is generally associated with people who lean toward spirituality and stuff like that.

She has to hunt for symptoms; that's how the whole thing works, including modern MDs—they're looking for symptoms too. 😉

I’m trying to wrap my head around what she actually meant by that—it sounds like one of those comments aimed at people who are just being incredibly difficult or have some sort of chip on their shoulder, if you catch my drift.😁

P.S. (And honestly, I just hope the mainstream media doesn't try to spin this phrase into some kind of progressive agenda nonsense)😉

I’m feeling a bit unhinged lately, so here’s another little thought for the pile:

A priest builds a church, and his neighbor, a rabbi, builds a synagogue right next door.
The priest puts up a steeple, while the rabbi raises a dome. The priest buys a Ford, and so does
the rabbi. One day, the priest is out washing his car, and he spots the rabbi
using a saw on his exhaust pipe. "Good grief, what on earth are you doing?" the priest asks. The rabbi just looks at him and says,
"If you can baptize your things, I can circumcise mine."

🙂

😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 even Edward Patel81 and Alexander Parker69 are feeling the love

Matthew Lopez11 said:First off, who the hell are these Wrathov guys you're talking about?

😉 😁

Look, I don't know exactly, but here’s the gist: we were out trying to rescue some kid from a forest ruin, right? We finally take down what looked like a pack of mimics—and yeah, before you ask, a mimic is basically a monster disguised as an object 😛—and just when we think we've cleared it, my leg gets absolutely wrecked. I was wounded, so I had to let some werewolf lick it better, which was gross as hell. Honestly, he almost turned me into a werewolf himself, but whatever, I guess I'll keep watch like that. Then, while I'm dealing with that, our wizard wanders into the next room to loot some chests and finds a bunch of shady stuff. Suddenly, a wraith pops out of one of the boxes. I would have absolutely lost my mind if I didn't have a +2 bonus to Fearlessness 😛. I started prepping a vial of holy water to toss, but then I remembered that since I'm just a regular guy, I've got a -4 penalty to all holy actions. So, I just handed everything over to the wizard, who used Control Undead to drag that cursed thing out into the sunlight, which fried it perfectly 🙂

Anyway, I found a link for a different version of a wraith here:

http://www.seankreynolds.com/rpgfile...murkillor.html

Any more questions, or can we move on from debating this non-existent "pagan Bog will pay" fee? 😳

Matthew Lopez11 said:Free the slaves!
😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

And who exactly are the slaves? 😲

Those who haven't yet experienced the light of Bog 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

"If you guys have any more questions, then we can finally dive into this whole debate about that non-existent 'pagan god will pay' fee."

And what about an insight from 😁 😁 😁?

Why does nothing make sense to me anymore?😕

It doesn't matter to me if you're going to push that 😁

Give me some comfort, Sophia Fox38.

Yeah, my pirate witches, the religious zealots are stirring. And honestly, I have this sinking feeling it all started the moment I posted that public thread about potentially starting a new sub-forum. Ever since then, through to today, there’s been a surge of topics that seem way too tailored to us witches.
Bonfires are being lit, people are calling for moderator changes, I don't even know... there's just a strange current running through this forum, and worst of all, I can't shake the feeling that I was the one who threw the first stone.
I really hope I'm just seeing things.
What’s your take on all this?
Is the religious crowd finally starting to stir?
Or is this just my overactive witchy imagination acting up again... 🙄

I wouldn't say it's anything you did. 🙂

It happened before I even came along. 😁

Is there anything else they're planning to swap out besides Pesic?
Maybe they should start biting people too 😁
There’s always been some weird energy flowing through here—long before you even showed up for the religion discussion... just vibes, really😉 so I'm honestly skeptical😁
Personally, I think it's fine. If there's enough interest and people actually want their own sub-forum, I hope they get it—if not, well, we just keep posting in the religion section and move on. The main thing is having people involved👍
Oh, wait, they say they're doing everything under the sun 😎

Edward Patel81 said:Comfort me, Sophia Fox38.

It’s true—the waters are getting turbulent in our little coven. Honestly, I can't help but feel like the ripples started the moment I posted that thread about starting a new sub-forum. Since then, there's been a sudden surge of topics that don't really fit our specific vibe.
It feels like people are lighting torches, there's talk of replacing moderators, and the whole energy of this site feels off. Worst of all, I have this nagging suspicion that I might have tossed the first stone into the pond.
I really hope I'm just overthinking it.
What are your thoughts on all this?
Is the foundation actually shifting?
Or is this just my overactive witchy imagination playing tricks on me? 🙄

Listen, Baba Yaga, 😁there are plenty of folks here who aren't quite on the same wavelength and wouldn't know a witch if they saw one.

You're definitely just seeing things; this has absolutely nothing to do with some massive, chaotic, or catastrophic upheaval caused by your suggestion. 😁 😁