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Witches Online: Pirate Edition

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Participants Matthew Lopez11AEdward Patel81Jack Harris3Sophia Fox38electricstag74slyviper47John Walker74boldsailor32Amanda Williams2hollowtrucker77Matthew Doyle73Jason Johnson4Alexander Parker69Elizabeth Miller8briskrider8Patrick Chase2Richard Miller5brightcobra22Thomas Mendoza5Paul Campbell3Sandra Thompson60Ryan Wilson2Carl Lee4 …
Jack Harris3 Jack Harris3 Regular
451 messages
joined Dec 2002
#121 ·
I think... I might actually be the only one here who caught what he was trying to get at, right? 😁
Maybe if you let the stuntman explain how training wheels workβ€”like, maybe you only truly learn to ride once those things are gone... 😁
The training wheels are the vegetables...
And look, this is a public forum, for goodness' sake, we should probably keep that in mind... 😁
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#122 ·
I would have tentatively categorized this space as a casual discussion forumπŸ˜›.
If that were actually the case, we should all be free to ramble about whatever crosses our minds, shouldn't we?

I’m joking, of course. πŸ˜‰ I realize there are certain younger folks out there with enough preconceived notions to misinterpret my tone entirely.

Look, the era of witchcraft has largely passed, despite how much society still pushes back against it... but there is always some relentless zealot who feels the need to go on a crusade and start a bonfire.

Dammit, junkies, now we’ve gone and been branded as nothing more than πŸ™„ junkies
A Anonymous Veteran
3.6K messages
joined May 2005
#123 ·
And I’m clearly the biggest expert here πŸ˜› 😁 😁 😁

But seriously, briskrider8, why don't you give us one of your famous surgical lessons? πŸ˜‰
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#124 ·
Matthew Doyle73 said:When it comes to substances, let's be clear: hallucinogens make you listen, alcohol makes you talk, and herbal products make you sleep.

Each one of them leads to a complete disaster. With the first, you start believing every single thing you hear; with the second, you end up blathering every stupid thought that crosses your mind; and with the third, you simply drift off and stop trying to wake back up...

Anything truly beneficial carries a risk of addiction, yet remarkably few people actually touch narcotics just to feel miserable.πŸ™„

...so, let's recap "Watashi's laws."

And I’ll add this: don't go playing games with them.

We're closing the book on hallucinogens and moving on.
Jack Harris3 Jack Harris3 Regular
451 messages
joined Dec 2002
#125 ·
Solaris said:come on, briskrider8, give us a little lesson in surgery... πŸ˜‰

Slaughtering a black chicken? 😲 😁
Just so we're all clear... if I see any blood, I’m probably going to pass out right then and there.
A Anonymous Veteran
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joined May 2005
#126 ·
Oh, no! 😁

He’s busy cutting and dissecting something else entirely πŸ˜‰
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#127 ·
I’m looking for some genuine assistance regarding "shamanic delusions"... but please, give me something intelligent here. I’d prefer not to end up making a massive mess with my scalpel because of bad advice. 😁
Jason Johnson4 Jason Johnson4 Active Member
130 messages
joined Dec 2003
#128 ·
Jack Harris3, I think I've grasped the basics, but let's push this thing a little further. Let's say anyone who... goes full sushi spine and all that kind of stuff...

😎

In the name of Watashi, his son, and the holy spiritβ€”amen. 😁
Matthew Doyle73 Matthew Doyle73 Active Member
107 messages
joined Dec 2002
#129 ·
Well, it looks like my people are gathering 😳 πŸ™‚

If my suspicions about top-level censorship at the IMF turn out to be true, we might just have to get you all mobilized... Nothing dangerous, actuallyβ€”in fact, you’ll probably have a blast. Just ask Mr. Pesha what I mean when I talk about mobilization; she's one of the veterans from the last uprising πŸ™‚
Jack Harris3 Jack Harris3 Regular
451 messages
joined Dec 2002
#130 ·
😁😁😁
Don't sweat it, Matthew Doyle73. You can always speak your mind here. I mean, maybe there are just a few certain topics you might want to steer clear of... 😁😁😁
Edward Patel81 Edward Patel81 Active Member
57 messages
joined Feb 2003
#131 ·
A guy walks into his doctor's office in Chicago and complains:
"Doc, my junk is basically just a Pes!"
"What on earth do you mean by that?" the doctor asks.
Well, he doesn't need it for his wife, but he’d sure love to rake the neighbor's lawn with it!
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#132 ·
Back to the grind until the New Moon πŸ‘‹ πŸ‘‹ .

And happy Friday to you all πŸ™‚
Matthew Doyle73 Matthew Doyle73 Active Member
107 messages
joined Dec 2002
#133 ·
Man, I’m already buried under seventeen pages of reading, so I haven't even had a chance to pull a rebellion together yet 😳 but hey, I can always squeeze in some time to hang out on the forums πŸ™‚

I still need to get started on my tarot studies, but I promised myself I'd dive in once I finally catch up on sleep (maybe Tuesday?) 😳
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
37 messages
joined Dec 2002
#134 ·
Does anyone else recall that specific question posed over on the V.O.L message boards:

"What is the actual difference between a Witch and a Wizard?"

It felt like one of those inquiries that everyone just brushed off, but if you ask meβ€”and I’ll admit my expertise is far from exhaustiveβ€”that question deserves a full-blown, deep-dive essay rather than a passing thought...

I didn't jump in to provide an answer at the time because I figured someone with a more profound grasp of the subject would eventually step up and put in the effort.

But make no mistake: there is a distinction, and it is massive!!! It isn't about gender, which is the most superficial assumption one could make; rather, it represents two entirely different worldviews!

I'm curious to hear what the rest of you think about this.

Could we perhaps indulge in some speculation regarding the answers to this little riddle?

By the way... is this even the right time to be getting bogged down in these kinds of philosophical debates?
Patrick Chase2 Patrick Chase2 Member
45 messages
joined Mar 2003
#135 ·
briskrider8 said:>
Does anyone remember that question once posed on the local community forum?

"What’s actually the difference between a Witch and a Wizard?"

It felt like nobody took it seriously at the time, but honestly, with my limited perspective, I think the answer deserves a full-blown essay...

I didn't bother replying back then because I figured someone more qualified would step up and do the heavy lifting.

But there is a difference, and it's massive. It isn't about gender, despite what people might assumeβ€”it's about having a completely different worldview.

What do the rest of you think?

Maybe we could try some lighthearted speculation on the answers soon?

By the way... is this even the right time to be getting caught up in these kinds of debates?


Well, fine. I guess I'll give it a shot πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
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joined Dec 2002
#136 ·
Come on, Copernicus, admit it: you can't explain this simply because you're too busy trying to cook up some fancy, high-brow intellectual definition πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

Well, since you haven't managed to get to the point yet, I'll do it for you:

It seems to me that wizards (and is that a nod toward practitioners of traditional European ritual magic???πŸ˜‰ ) tend to recoil from stage magic.

Witches (those whose magic and spirituality are deeply rooted in the earth) are more than happy to weave that very art into their practices 😁 😁 😁
Richard Miller5 Richard Miller5 Newcomer
3 messages
joined Mar 2003
#137 ·
Hey everyone!
It’s honestly such a pleasure to see so much life and energy in this group lately!
Keep up that momentumβ€”we'll be joining the fray before you know it... just wait and see!
Big Snake's Kiss
boldsailor32 boldsailor32 Active Member
126 messages
joined Feb 2003
#138 ·
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brightcobra22 brightcobra22 Newcomer
5 messages
joined Mar 2003
#139 ·
briskrider8 said:Come on, Copernicus, you can't explain this simply because you're too busy trying to come up with some fancy intellectual definition.πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

Well, since you haven't managed to get to the point yet, I'll do it for you:

It seems to me that wizards (and by that, I mean practitioners of traditional European ritual magic??πŸ˜‰ ) tend to shy away from stage magic.

Witches (those who link magic and spirituality directly to the earth) love to weave that kind of art into their craft.😁 😁 😁

So, what's actually the difference between a Carobman and a Witch?😎
briskrider8 briskrider8 Member
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joined Dec 2002
#140 ·
"To the woman who saw no distinction between prosperity and scarcity,
I possessed an abundance of resources at my disposal, and I wielded them specifically to craft a mystical persona in the eyes of menβ€”to manipulate how they perceived me, ensuring they saw exactly what I intended.

After all, most people aren't born with the capacity to peer into a soul, let alone decipher the subtle machinations of the mind; however, one can certainly influence them to believe whatever we desire simply through visual cues.
Such an influence is far more potent than anything conveyed through speech, because men rarely trust wordsβ€”they are far too practiced in their own deceptions.

I understood precisely how little a true practitioner needs to manifest their magic, yet I realized I had to direct my will toward a man's imagination, which required a stage upon which to perform.

I had to compel them to see a devotee within me, otherwise, in their estimation, I would never truly be one. To achieve this, I had to surround myself with everything that suggested a grand, storied pastβ€”an era when the traditions I follow were at the absolute zenith of their powerβ€”so that their thoughts would drift toward those legends, awakening a shared sense of reverence until we were finally operating on the same frequency.

And so, piece by piece, I curated ancient artifacts salvaged from old temples; I made sure to preserve them in light that wasn't so harsh as to dissipate their essence, but rather soft enough to concentrate their energy and permeate the very air around them, much like the way incense smoke saturates a room.

I also utilized color, deeply understanding its psychological grip on the mindβ€”both my own and the minds of those who came to visit me.
There is a science to color, and we categorize them under ten distinct banners: the seven planets, the cosmos, the zodiac, and the earth itself.
Then there are the four elemental realms, but that is a different study entirely.

Keeping my objective firmly in mind, I employed colors that mirrored the moon’s transition into silver: deep plum, reds that leaned toward crimson or burnt umber, and blues reminiscent of the deep ocean or a midnight sky. I avoided the garish, primary colors that men typically use when they attempt their own crude sorcery.
My palette was always composed of shadows and muted, blended tones, for I am the shadow in the background.
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