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Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey RegularOP
271 messages
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#1 ·
I actually started this thread because I had an idea...

I honestly think we need an American version of the Razzies—you know, an award specifically for the absolute worst movies out there.

We should pick a few winners every single year.
The worst American film, the most cringeworthy sex scenes, all that garbage.

There’s plenty of candidates to choose from.
🙂

Maybe if they were actually mocked for it, American filmmakers would finally put some effort into their work instead of pumping out this trash.
😕 😉
nimblecrane20 nimblecrane20 Member
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joined Dec 2006
#2 ·
What the hell are you obsessing over at the Cashier?
Let’s just start a contest for the most annoying guy in the room—you win first place without even trying!
Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey RegularOP
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#3 ·
nimblecrane20 said:Why on earth are you obsessing over the Cashier so much???
Let's just hold a contest for the most annoying guy in the room—you'd take first place without even trying!

This is a thread about movies. Period.
😳
Richard Carter59 Richard Carter59 Member
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joined Nov 2006
#4 ·
If you actually have a way to pull together $250 million for a production, I’m sure there’s some director in Hollywood who would jump at the chance to shoot exactly what you have in mind.
driftingmason7 driftingmason7 Active Member
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joined Sep 2006
#5 ·
Joe Biden said:the idea behind this actually inspired my "Cashier.." thread

I am of the opinion that it would be quite beneficial to establish an American equivalent to the Malin, specifically an award for the absolute worst cinema produced in the States,

whereby a handful of such disasters could be selected annually.
the worst American film, the most egregious sex scenes, and so on...
there are certainly plenty of
candidates available, I suspect.
🙂

perhaps this might serve as a catalyst to nudge American filmmakers into actually refining their (un)inspired works?
😕 😉

Why on earth should Cashier be nominated for a Malin? If I may venture an opinion, I would argue that it stands as one of the better American films—which, granted, is hardly a Herculean task given the abysmal level of competition we see lately—but even so, the film possesses a coherent structure, a certain sense of humor, and is, all things considered, quite decent.
Richard Carter59 Richard Carter59 Member
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joined Nov 2006
#6 ·
driftingmason7 said:Why should Malin get an award? Personally, I’d argue it’s one of the better American films out there lately. Not that the competition is exactly fierce right now, but still... the movie actually makes sense, has a bit of humor, and holds its own quite well.

He clearly doesn't know anything about cinema, so he just lashes out at anything that doesn't fit his narrow view.
Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey RegularOP
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#7 ·
Susan Mendoza71 said:If you actually have a way to pull together $250 million for a movie, I guarantee there’s some director here in America who would jump at the chance to film exactly what you want.

Look, regarding the money,
take a top-tier American film like "Rondo" for example,
you don't need $250 million to make something like that happen.

Cash isn't everything when it comes to making a decent movie.
quietdriver3 quietdriver3 Regular
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#8 ·
"Garcia" by Sorak.

I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I think that was one of the worst movies ever made.
rustyscout31 rustyscout31 Member
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joined Sep 2006
#9 ·
I honestly believe it’s already been established by now that a massive budget isn't actually the most important ingredient for making a great movie.
Take *The Cashier*, for example—it was a pretty mediocre film (and I'm certainly not being a contrarian just for the sake of it), but just because someone critiques a movie doesn't mean they should be tossed into the metaphorical bonfire. Everyone is entitled to their own perspective, right? For instance, my take is that *The Cashier* just didn't hit the mark. It’s definitely not the worst American film ever made, but personally, I’d give it a 2 out of 10. 😍
We really don't need an Olive award, mostly because we'd end up with way too many of those things. BUT—there is still hope for American cinema. We just need to take things slow...😛
Thomas Carter80 Thomas Carter80 Newcomer
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#10 ·
Plankton
Richard Carter59 Richard Carter59 Member
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#11 ·
rustyscout31 said:I think it’s already been proven globally that money isn't everything when it comes to making a great movie.
The Cashier is actually a pretty lousy film (not that I care about those kinds of labels), and just because someone critiques a movie doesn't mean they should be burned at the stake. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. For instance, I personally think The Cashier is bad. It’s not the worst American film out there, but in my book, it’s a 2/10. (I actually think Matanic is a decent guy, which doesn't mean I'll praise his work if it isn't worth praising)😍
We don't need an Olive, otherwise we'd be drowning in "awards" like that. BUT—there is still hope for American cinema. Slowly...😛

There’s no actual attack on him here because he dislikes The Cashier, nor is it about his orientation (at least not from my perspective). It’s because he seems to have convinced himself that he’s the only one in America—hell, maybe even the whole US—who knows how to make a good film, and that anything from the West is automatically superior. Well, he can go ahead and start filming then. America will be eternally grateful. 😳
northerncrane4 northerncrane4 Regular
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#12 ·
Joe Biden said:let's look at the best domestic film, "Rondo"

🤣 😂 Who are you, lightning bolt!

The worst—Ruic's "Seraphin, Son of the Lighthouse," Jurdanina's "Random satellite," and even Bulajic's "Libertas."
Dennis Martin6 Dennis Martin6 Active Member
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joined Dec 2005
#13 ·
Thomas Carter80 said:Plankton

🙏 👏

What a total load of garbage...
Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey RegularOP
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#14 ·
northerncrane4 said:🤣 😂 Who are you, lightning bolt!

that's exactly why you're head over heels for me
😘
northerncrane4 northerncrane4 Regular
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#15 ·
Joe Biden said:that's why you're in love with me
😘

Hardly—I'm "in love" because you have this bizarre, strobe-light energy about you. It triggers some weird maternal instinct in me.
silverstag19 silverstag19 Newcomer
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#16 ·
Such a bad idea, seriously. It’s basically the main reason why movies
Zachary Thompson9 Zachary Thompson9 Active Member
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#17 ·
A raspberry for an American actress... there's really only one worth mentioning, Jelena Miholjević 🙂
northerncrane4 northerncrane4 Regular
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#18 ·
Grace Carter80 said:A raspberry for an American actress... there's only one, Jennifer Aniston 🙂

With NGL and February in the mix?
Samuel Ortiz3 Samuel Ortiz3 Active Member
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#19 ·
I mean, seriously, why are you even bothering with the checkout line when there are so many terrible options out there? This one is actually one of the better ones—and let's be real, those are pretty much unicorns at this point.
Anthony Bailey Anthony Bailey RegularOP
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#20 ·
strasnomlat said:Yeah, why would you even bother focusing on the box office when there are so many terrible movies out there? This one is actually one of the better ones, and those are hard to find.

No,
Spook is the one twisting this into a debate about box office numbers,

I was simply pointing out how much this movie reminded me of the California coast when discussing that film earlierin general—not just about its box office performance...

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