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I’ve made the mistake of stopping by Miller a few times now, and honestly, every single time I eat anything from there, it’s like my body just goes into full revolt. I can’t sleep, I get incredibly irritable, and I feel this weird, unnatural jitteriness that just won't quit. To make matters worse, the entire apartment ends up smelling like whatever they're baking in there. It makes me wonder what on earth they’re actually putting into their dough—it feels like they’re dumping MSG into everything; you can practically sense it from a mile away, along with that greasy, oily texture that feels less like food and more like literal liquid plastic. I don't even eat meat or buy anything with meat products, but man, I can only imagine the absolute disaster it would be if I actually tried some of their meat pies. I’ve been tossing and turning all night, dealing with terrible stomach issues because of those pastries. This is the third time I've had this exact same reaction, and while I wasn't quite sure what was causing it at first, I've finally connected the dots. So, here I am at 7:30 in the morning, finally feeling somewhat human again after eating their stuff around 8:00 PM last night.