Bobby!

Grace Anderson3 said:Following that logic—given how things tend to play out—your fourth child might end up even fairer or having lighter eyes. 🙂 Even the baby will eventually join the ranks of those fighting for a better tomorrow. 🙂

Great for hair—but questionable for the ocean.
They’re all cut from the same cloth—there's a darkness in them. 😁
Not again—it’s a fifty-fifty shot. 😬
If I happen to carry a light-colored gene— 😁

My brother-in-law just had his third child—this one actually turned out blonde—even though he carries the gene himself and his wife is blonde too. 😁

It seems to me that the next little scorpion might end up being as black as the oldest cow in the pasture. 😁

Where’s the baby? What are they up to? Starting to talk yet?🤔

Yeah, he’s already out there practicing his rhetoric and prepping for the presidential elections 🤦 or maybe aiming for the Prime Minister's seat. With the current administration stepping down, there's a perfect opening just waiting for him. 😵

It strikes me that this baby will basically be part of a minority in New York City in about 30 years.

We’re basically studying our baby’s babbling just to figure out why they're fussing or crying... Most of the time, "NEH" means they're hungry, "EAAAAR" means they've got gas or a tummy ache, and "EH EH EH EH" means they need to burp.

Walter Baker2 said:I feel like this baby will be a minority in the Midwest in about 30 years.

Well, you aren't far off.🤔

Did he start laughing? 😍

He just smiles after eating and that’s about it... I think the actual laughing starts around the second month. People say he’s such a serious kid, though. He's probably already contemplating the global recession or something... 😁

Wiki, can you see if I'm going to win the Powerball in an ultrasound? Or maybe Mustachio can read my future in coffee grounds...? 🤔

Is he actually going to speak American, or are you just gonna keep forcing it?🤔

The little one is going to learn American alongside Dad 🧐

Grace Anderson3 said:Actually, we’re basically decoding the baby's language just to figure out why they're squirming or throwing a tantrum... Most of the time, a "NEH" means they're hungry, an "EAAAAR" means they've got gas or a tummy ache, and that "EH EH EH EH" sound is their way of saying they need to burp...

Well, you aren't exactly barking up the wrong tree there. 🤔

Though, honestly, before some extreme right-wing group takes over or some new Hiccup swoops in to save the day in Germany, I think we're in trouble—those people are hardcore nationalists. Grace Anderson3, would you say Hans is one of those nationalists? You know, the type who claims they're a master race? When I was traveling through Eastern Europe, I met plenty of folks like that. Sure, New York City is a melting pot where you find everything, but I'm terrified that things might finally boil over back in Germany.

Walter Baker2... If he’s talking like that, I wouldn't be with him. I've run into people like that before, but I've met way more people who don't discriminate—people who would make those first types shut their mouths pretty quick. Maybe you've heard of the "Black Lives Matter" movement against racism.
Anyway, these topics belong in other threads or PDFs.

Why would Hans bother learning American? 🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:Why on earth would Hans teach American? 🤔

That's a strange question to ask. 😲 If Mom speaks American, the baby has to too; 🧐 there isn't really any other way for it to happen. 🙂

@stormygardener93/">@@stormygardener93, that might be a trick question! 😁

@Grace Sanders24/">@@Grace Sanders24, Hans is learning because he actually wants to, it's not like anyone's forcing him... 🙂

Learn anything yet?😲

I just realized he was actually asking about Hans, not about Baby 🤣 but my answer remains exactly the same 🙂

stormygardener93 said:just realized he was asking about Hans, not Baby 🤣 but my take stays the same 🙂

I wanted to reach out, but you clearly aren't all there today. ☕

Grace Sanders24 said:Has he learned anything yet?😲

Yeah...

He usually just goes, "Yes, honey... You're right, honey... Goddammit..."

Basically, that's the pattern. 😁

Grace Sanders24 said:I was going to reply, but it looks like you aren't quite yourself today. ☕

🤣 🤣 Lack of sleep always affects me in such a strange way 🤣

Grace Anderson3, he learned exactly what was needed 🙂

Grace Anderson3 said:It's...

She usually just goes, "Yes, honey... You're right, sweetie... Dammit..."

Basically, that's the order she follows. 😁

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