Bobby!

just living my best life 🙂

sipping some coffee right now 😳

That baby is way too young to be drinking coffee! You clearly aren't him. Besides, who even drinks coffee at 1:26 AM in New York City? What, are you at some wedding or something?🤔

could be easy, super easy...

got a bit of a headache—they’ve got two different bands playing at once... just looking for some people who are still awake😳

not like I’m some big shot anyway☕
others are making the coffee for me😳

Two songs? 🤔

yeah, so ☕
he's just playing the radio and messing with his computer 😳

you're just a green kid, man ☕

Wait, what? Why on earth would you need two different muses at the same time? 🤔

When I kill one, the other starts playing ☕

Good grief 😳

What’s the deal with Petra? I don't get it at all. I just listen to music on one device. I've never tried doing it with two or more—it's too much work for me. But hey, if it helps the baby fall asleep, then it's worth it. ☕

duh, obviously. they always play sleep music 😳

from the time you're a kid, they train you to drift off to those ambient sounds. honestly, when you come home wasted and your wife won't stop nagging, you just pass out like a baby 🙂
that bit above is just an example—not actually me ☕

I get it. I have to shut everything down and kill all the lights just to catch some Z's at night. During the day, I can only pass out if I put one song on repeat for an hour—then I'm out like a baby. My wife never gave me any grief about it either.🍿

I haven't even had a wife, so I definitely know even less than you do 🤷

It’s always cloudy over here 😳
easier not to see anything ☕

Don't sweat it. You'll get there eventually. We all end up bowing to the law sooner or later. ☕

The only time I ever actually bowed down was when I knew the law was gonna come down hard on me ☕

Honestly, it's the same thing. There isn't any difference at all. 👍

after all that, you might as well just head home 😳
and at least leave your diaper behind ☕

I’m telling you. It’s all the same. You just gotta try it to see for yourself.🍿

not gonna happen 🥳

and you... when are you actually gonna do it again 🍿

Man, I honestly don't know. When a lady finally decides to take that leap with me... hopefully, I'll get at least one more shot at it before I hit 50. Why wouldn't I?🤔

Man, seriously... there's still a few left 😳

Why wouldn't I? Nobody wants me hanging around the house 24/7 anyway ☕

Bebo was listening to Mozart's music yesterday. He actually cried the first time I played it for him, but yesterday he just sat there listening intently, waving his little hands around like he was conducting an orchestra. 🙂