Have you ever stolen anything?

Ever stolen anything? And if so, what was it?

Just wanted to brag for a second—I’ve never stolen a thing, not even back in preschool.😁

Back in elementary school, I was basically a Kinder Egg thief 😁

Just one every single day... and honestly? I have zero clue why, because even though I had enough money to buy them, I just felt more like grabbing a Twix instead 😬

Last year...
I couldn't be bothered to drag myself down to the local Barnes & Noble, so I ended up just swiping a technical manual from a buddy of mine...😬

Back in high school, we used to crowd about twenty-five people into a tiny little five-foot corner of the shop. We’d just grab whatever we wanted from the shelves behind the Coke, the beer, or the cookies... you know the drill. I’ll admit, I did some stealing at Walmart once or twice...😬 😬 😬 😬

I remember this one time back when I was about 10 years old, I decided to steal some firecrackers from a convenience store with my buddies. 😁
There were about 20 of us storming into the shop, everyone grabbing candy, gum, or whatever else, basically stuffing our pockets full of ammo before heading outside to start lighting them off. It felt like a total attack on Pearl Harbor at the time. 😬

Jesse White66 said:Have you guys ever stolen anything? If so, what was it?

I guess I’ll just brag for a second—I have never stolen a single thing in my entire life, not even back when I was in preschool.😁

Hmm... besides stealing Dubya's career, I don't think I've done anything else.

Jesse White66 said:Ever stolen anything in your life? If so, what was it?

Just gonna flex here and say I’ve never stolen a single thing, not even back in preschool.😁

I've stolen enough loose change to build my own house. 🤣

I have never stolen anything in my life ☕

🙂 , I never felt the urge, and honestly, it seems pretty foolish to me. I’ve been in plenty of situations where I could have easily stolen things like it was nothing. For instance, you go into a shop to grab an ice cream, and the freezer is tucked away in some corner where the cashier doesn't stand a chance of seeing you—plus, I had a coat on with veeeeery deep pockets😁 , 🙂

On a different note:
I once watched this group of kids working in perfect sync. One kid buys a pack of gum and starts chatting with the cashier about how her daughter is doing, while the others stay out of sight, grabbing everything they can get their hands on from the other three. 😲

I’m always stealing.
For God's sake.😁

Look, I’m not gonna sit here and say I’ve never lifted anything, because honestly? I probably can't even remember all the times I did. 🙄

I don’t recall the exact details, but I vividly remember this one kid from my class stealing some Hostess snack cakes from a Walgreens. We were probably only in second grade at the time, and the cashier actually sprinted out after him, grabbed him by the ear, and snatched those snacks back. I was laughing so hard I practically collapsed onto the floor.

I was just sitting there in my third-grade classroom, enjoying a slice of cake...

stealing hearts

Stealing, accompanied by broken bones and a fair amount of killing, is basically right there in my job description 😎

Yeah, we really did... it was basically a competition to see who could be the absolute dumbest about it while trying to steal stuff... we used to swipe juice boxes...

I suppose I did... though back then it was nothing more than trivialities, like a pack of gum or a chocolate bar here and there during my elementary school days...😁

Once I reached a certain age, however, my interests shifted toward stealing hearts... that was primarily during my high school years...🤣

Now that I’ve finally made it to college, I find myself spending my time stealing hours away from my studies instead...🤣

😬

Of course I did... what kind of childhood would it even be if I hadn't 😬to steal
something every now and then?

I haven't 🥳
I only ever bothered with a straw when I actually needed one. 😁

If I wasn't feeling particularly devious, I’d probably just head over to the mall in San Francisco, grab a soda from the food court, and pretend I’m actually buying it while I sip it down... once I finish the whole thing, I’ll wander over to the men’s clothing section to "try on" some jackets, sliding the empty bottle right into my pocket before telling them nothing fits and walking out... honestly, I’ve probably downed way more than 10 liters of Coke doing stuff like that, and don't even get me started on the candy bars. My buddy and I used to have these ridiculous competitions to see who could to steal more chocolate by weight, and he totally crushed me... he managed to walk away with 4.2 kilos while I only hit 3.8...=(