Help needed!

..purely brilliant and wise moderation right there,

It’s been about two years now since my request to change my handle from neoncrane64 to Meow-Master was shot down, with the excuse being that I had to stay "recognizable."
..My argument—that a wise Meow-Master is essentially just a feline version of a Chinese super-genius—didn't fly, and since I clearly don't speak a word of Mandarin, I'm stuck in this awkward limbo...
..Well, I finally decided to settle on a nickname that actually meets your standards for being recognizable. 🙂
..I'm thinking of going with Krkan Fiu-Bang. 👍
..Is that acceptable? 🍿

..ha, I can see I actually managed to catch you all off guard this time by making sure my request lines up perfectly with the forum rules 👍
..which means it could have been something 🕺

..ugh, I think I posted this in the wrong sub on the help forum, my bad 🤦
..could someone please merge this so I don't have to type the whole thing out again? 🤔

neoncrane64 said:...
..is this even 🍿

You can reach out to my colleague @Casey Bennett 👍

(if you want to speed up that whole username change process
or if you just want her to list a few names that actually suit you,
just let her know discreetly that I sent you, @coppersailor28)

coppersailor28 said:You can always reach out right here to my colleague @Casey Bennett 👍

(if you're looking to fast-track this whole username change
process—or if you just want her to discreetly drop a few suggestions for names that actually suit you,
then just give her a subtle hint that I sent you, @coppersailor28)

..so what do you think, man? Is there any way I could go by "neoncrane64 bang-bang," and instead of giving me suggestions, she could just quietly slide some high-quality stuff into my DMs? 🤔

neoncrane64 said:..so what's the verdict? Is there any way I could end up being a
total wrecking ball,
instead of just getting suggestions, maybe she could discreetly slide some photos into my inbox🤔

What can I say...

In your situation, those "explosions" aren't going to last long. Honestly, it’d be smarter to just ask her to send over some shots of you while you're still in your prime and looking sharp

(I'm telling you, take my word for it).

coppersailor28 said:Well, what can I even say to you...

Look, when things go south like this, those "fuji" shots and the big bang moments aren't exactly going to save you. But honestly, looking at the photos themselves, wouldn't it be a lot smarter to just ask her to slide some old shots of you into your inbox? You know, back when you were actually in your prime and feeling like a total beast.

I’m telling you the truth—believe me if you want, but I am not making this up..

Look, I’m telling you right now—there’s no room for playing games here. Period. 🤔
My copy-paste key is acting up, so I’m stuck thinking about manually transcribing this whole request onto paper like some kind of dinosaur. Honestly, instead of hitting up the help forum for assistance, I should probably just figure out how to become a total powerhouse on my own without relying on anyone else. Thanks anyway, folks. 👍

neoncrane64 said:..so, no kidding 🤔

... thanks, man. 👍

There isn't any—that's just how it works.

If we don't look out for one another, who will? 🤷

👍

As far as I’m concerned, let things change! 🙂

But honestly, I have to agree with rustydrifter10 on this one.

Casey Bennett said:as far as I'm concerned, let things change! 🙂

but honestly, we still have to give credit where it's due to rustydrifter10.

..there's really no point in hoping anymore, and I want to thank our esteemed moderator Casey🙂

..so, if I can just manage to charm our respected super-moderator rustydrifter10, maybe then I'll finally become a total firebrand neoncrane64👍

..who's actually holding out for that big payoff ☕
..but hey, here's a bright little example to help rustydrifter10 see where this is headed 🕺

neoncrane64 said:..who's actually waiting for that moment to arrive? ☕
..instead, here's a bright little example to make things easier for rustydrifter10 🕺

https://www.buzzfeed.com/entertainment/lifestyle

😳

Fine, here you go—but just know that you'll always have a special place in my heart, neoncrane64.

rustydrifter10 said:😳

Fine, if you really want to hear it, just know that neoncrane64, you'll always have a special place in my heart.

..thanks 😘

🙂