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Killer Cond

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Participants Lawrence Booth2Noah Watson4Jose Miller17dustyraven142
Lawrence Booth2 Lawrence Booth2 RegularOP
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#1 ·
Did you guys catch this German masterpiece? 😁😁😁
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116791/

So, the setting is New York Cityβ€”modern day. It all kicks off at a Motel 6 where some professor decides to blackmail one of his students into sleeping with him. But here’s the twistβ€”once the guy puts on a Killer Cond, the thing actually bites his penis right off and vanishes. Then you've got this detective, Mackaroni, handling the investigation, and he’s convinced the Case of the College Girl was just some crazy student biting her instructor. Naturally, he heads down to the motel to inspect the scene himself. While he's hanging out in the lobby, he runs into this gigolo named Bill and drags him along to the crime sceneβ€”where, predictably, things get weird when the two men are mid-act and get ambushed by that same predatory condom.

It’s packed with ridiculous gags and slapstick, mixed in with plenty of graphic sex, various kinks, and even a random tourist from the States who ends up getting her nose bitten off by a condom... 😁😁😁 Her name is Anne Good πŸ˜‰
😁

Honestly, the absolute highlight for me was seeing the headline Dick's Drive-In 😁 running in the papers. Total presidential material.
Noah Watson4 Noah Watson4 Member
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#2 ·
I was flipping through some German channel the other day... honestly, I can barely make out a word of that language! But man, that movie was absolute garbage, even by Tromin standards! πŸ‘Ž
Lawrence Booth2 Lawrence Booth2 RegularOP
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#3 ·
Honestly, the movie isn't half bad if you're looking for some obscure American underground horror-comedy

😳
Noah Watson4 Noah Watson4 Member
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joined Jan 2004
#4 ·
Lawrence Booth2 said:honestly, the movie isn't half bad if you're looking for some obscure European underground horror-comedy

😳


Look, I have a massive soft spot for total trash movies... but this one? This one is just genuinely bad... πŸ˜‰ BTW, a movie with a title like that doesn't stand a chance of being good, even by trash standards! 😁
Jose Miller17 Jose Miller17 Active Member
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joined Sep 2003
#5 ·
What’s actually hilarious to me is just how incredibly serious the production team takes themselves...
Lawrence Booth2 Lawrence Booth2 RegularOP
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joined Sep 2022
#6 ·
Come on, what's actually serious about this? 😳

Some detective with a 12-inch ego 😁😁😁

Honestly, that alone is enough to keep me grinning through the whole movie 😁😁😁
dustyraven142 dustyraven142 Newcomer
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#7 ·
Lawrence Booth2 said:Come on, what’s even serious about that? 😳

A detective with a 12-inch tool... 😁😁😁

That alone was enough to keep me grinning through the whole movie. 😁😁😁

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Check out "Killer Tongue" too
Lawrence Booth2 Lawrence Booth2 RegularOP
297 messages
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#8 ·
I'm gonna try to get my hands on πŸ‘‹
Noah Watson4 Noah Watson4 Member
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joined Jan 2004
#9 ·
Hmm... I’ve gotta say, Killer Tongue is absolutely top-tier! 😎

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Lawrence Booth2 Lawrence Booth2 RegularOP
297 messages
joined Sep 2022
#10 ·
So, is
Killer Tongue actually any good, while the condoms are total trash? πŸ™‚ 😒 πŸ‘‹
Noah Watson4 Noah Watson4 Member
33 messages
joined Jan 2004
#11 ·
Zeljkoo said:so, if you like
the tongue but hate the condom, πŸ™‚ 😒 πŸ‘‹


Well, I’m all about using one, but honestly? I can definitely manage without the other! 😁

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