#41 ·
this movie is absolute garbage, man
I mean, the concept itself isn't bad, and that opening atmosphere is killer—it stays intense right up until the sister's death, which is heavy. But then Bauer just loses it, starts acting like he's straight out of a CIA training session, and begins running around like he’s the only actor on the planet.
The way he walks, acts, carries himself... it's like he thinks he's still in season 22 of 24.
I honestly had no idea what I was watching when he told that guy, "Tell me what you know OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!!" Like, seriously, dude? "I'll make your life miserable" because I'm freaking Bauer?!
Hey man, shouldn't you be a regular cop, maybe a night watchman at a warehouse or something, instead of some freaking elite anti-terrorist specialist?
Then he bursts into a private residence with a gun pointed at his head after she calls him out, and that's where everything falls apart. He just stops caring and turns the whole thing into a joke.
A few scenes feel like they were ripped from New York City, and then suddenly this woman transforms into Spider-Man or Venom and starts swinging around like she jumped straight out of a Marvel comic... I was just sitting there like "WTF," half-laughing, half-confused. That tension and horror vibe from the start? Totally gone, felt like a different movie I saw three months ago... and then the grand finale—Spider-Man's BBQ. Wow. Such a cool ending. Now I'm just stuck in a world where nobody gets me and the subtitles are backwards, but everything else seems fine... ugh...
Can someone please explain how anything about this could be good? I'm actually considering buying the collector's edition of this mess.😁
I mean, the concept itself isn't bad, and that opening atmosphere is killer—it stays intense right up until the sister's death, which is heavy. But then Bauer just loses it, starts acting like he's straight out of a CIA training session, and begins running around like he’s the only actor on the planet.
The way he walks, acts, carries himself... it's like he thinks he's still in season 22 of 24.
I honestly had no idea what I was watching when he told that guy, "Tell me what you know OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!!" Like, seriously, dude? "I'll make your life miserable" because I'm freaking Bauer?!
Hey man, shouldn't you be a regular cop, maybe a night watchman at a warehouse or something, instead of some freaking elite anti-terrorist specialist?
Then he bursts into a private residence with a gun pointed at his head after she calls him out, and that's where everything falls apart. He just stops caring and turns the whole thing into a joke.
A few scenes feel like they were ripped from New York City, and then suddenly this woman transforms into Spider-Man or Venom and starts swinging around like she jumped straight out of a Marvel comic... I was just sitting there like "WTF," half-laughing, half-confused. That tension and horror vibe from the start? Totally gone, felt like a different movie I saw three months ago... and then the grand finale—Spider-Man's BBQ. Wow. Such a cool ending. Now I'm just stuck in a world where nobody gets me and the subtitles are backwards, but everything else seems fine... ugh...
Can someone please explain how anything about this could be good? I'm actually considering buying the collector's edition of this mess.😁