Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

It was stuttering 😂

Patrick Martin totally wrecked the offside rule today, and honestly, it feels like the offside rule is finally back from the dead 😂

Reason: Eric Fox7 is being totally unfaithful. He’s messing with me. 🤣 🤣

Nimoy is honestly the only moderator here who actually knows what they're doing.🙏

racist🙂

For me, Kenek remains an indelible memory, etched into my mind for a lifetime due to some sheer, ridiculous absurdity. 😠🤣

Well, restlesssurfer97, it seems you’ve managed to stumble into quite the predicament. Good grief. ☕

Why on earth would you mess with me like that?

Best regards,
James Nelson8

It wasn't you, Veko32, who was actually participating in the game. 😁

And besides, I don't recall—for the life of me—why on earth you decided to hand me a penalty card in the first place?

Those were some truly glorious days...

So, what’s the deal with James Nelson8? Like, what actually defines him? 😲

here’s the link for Red Bull 😂

http://www.nytimes.com/section/opinion/1300578/

So the "experts" have spoken, and by experts, I mean the folks who clearly think they know everything about everything... honestly, you might want to go grab some shovels and head out to a construction site in the Midwest, because even if you don't have a clue what a shovel is actually for, you’ll probably be way better at digging holes than these people are at writing, especially since this guy conducting the interview is basically the gold standard for bottom-tier journalism 🤦

Your personal assistant and a marksman armed with run-on sentences, a one-of-a-kind style, and witty metaphors that don't pull any punches.

🙏 🙏 🙏 🤣 🤣 🤣

By the way, why isn't there a comment section under this like there is on all the other articles? That's just plain weird. ☕

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a57_1424276440

🤣

Given how she just kicked off her term in the White House, I honestly think she could end up being the biggest secret weapon in the Republican fight for control of Congress during the next election cycle.
It only took her a few days to remind me exactly why everything went so sideways back when the GOP was running things, and I’ve got a feeling she’s going to spend the next few months making sure every single person in America remembers it too.

So, what can we actually expect from a female version of Reagan?
If nothing else, at least the elections will be entertaining again. 🍿

man, talk about having zero charisma when it comes to public speaking... just totally lacks any kind of verbal flow 😂

The Democrats and their leadership are basically handing everything to the Republicans on a silver platter right now, but on the flip side, the GOP leaders are firing back and giving the Democrats a run for their money 🤣. It’s all pure optics and media spin. The race is officially neck-and-neck.