Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Ashley Bailey6 said:https://www.b92.net/sport/fudbal/ves...nav_id=1669595

That's just how it is.

If Dinamo had actually faced those "bats," maybe Italy wouldn't be in such a mess right now.

There’s definitely some logic to it, since the Chinese picked up the virus from bats in the first place.

Prof. Dr. Sucharit Bhakdi—now this guy actually seems to know what he’s talking about.

(just set the auto-translate to English before you watch)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sucharit_Bhakdi

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Go ahead, try it if you dare.

urbanhawk17 said:🤣 🙏

just keep going. 🙏

And am I seeing some law about electronic media? I didn't follow this morning, can someone explain?

Well, @Michelle Palmer6 is followed unconditionally. If I say today that I don't like certain measures, I get attacked. If I say Beroš's statement about fifth columnists is garbage, I get attacked.

And at the same time, I'm asking where the equipment from the UAE is? A deal with a firm from Pula was canceled because of a donation from the UAE that I can't find a single mention of—they just used it as cover. And masks are missing.

We're waiting on a truck from Zabok and a plane from China.

Besides, I'm not talking to you specifically, but generally speaking, they aren't giving up their comfort and their cushy seats to lay off 50% of public sector employees (their own voting base, basically), while the country faces total collapse.

They gave a three-month extension. 🙏🙏🙏

Man, they haven't even replaced the county governor in SM county yet. 🙏

But man, that statement is seriously disgusting. I mean, what kind of

it’s honestly getting ridiculous how normal things have become lately 😁

I walked into my local corner store this morning, and there’s this guy—he’s actually on great terms with the owner—who spends his time scavenging through dumpsters around the neighborhood. He’s out there collecting bottles and scrap metal, then he just strolls right into the shop, buzzing around, sorting through produce from the carts and picking up rotten lettuce leaves.

Since he’s buddies with the owner, the guy even gets handed wooden crates left over from deliveries, which he then resells later. Forget all those safety protocols, forget the employees wearing masks and gloves; you've got a dude rummaging through trash cans in muddy shoes wandering all over the store.

I lost it. I looked at the manager, and he just gave me this blank, stupid stare. I spent an hour and a half trying to get anyone on the phone to report what I saw, but honestly, I am never stepping foot in that store again. I called the labor inspectors, the health department, 911, the Department of Labor, the Department of Health, the crisis management center—everyone just keeps passing the buck to someone else.

ruggedjackal46 said:No, the brilliant plan is for the state to hand out unemployment checks while private companies do the same. Because clearly, the best move is to leave the entire country unemployed just so we can "save" the private sector—which, let's be honest, won't actually save them anyway.🙏

Well, I have an even better idea then.
Why don't we just have the government hire everyone who gets laid off? That way, everyone stays employed.

Matthew Young35 said:Well, I have an even better idea then.
Why don't we just have the government hire everyone who gets laid off? That way, everyone stays employed.

Sure, we could do that, or we could just have people rotate shifts—you know, one group works for six months, then the next group takes over for six months. And during those six months they aren't working, they just head down to the unemployment office. We could just write it into the law so that anyone who puts in six months of work is legally entitled to six full months of pay from the unemployment office, because under the current laws, that's obviously not how things work.

See? You change one single law and everything is fixed.

ESPN is gonna absolutely lose their minds with joy when they switch back to their usual nonsense and see that we've actually cracked the code.

Matthew Young35 said:Well, I have an even better idea then.
Why don't we just have the government hire everyone who gets laid off? That way, everyone stays employed.

Matthew Young35 🤦

It’s honestly a waste of breath telling people not to touch their faces now that restlesssurfer97 is back on the forum 🤦

On top of all the usual popular measures, the Government is introducing ways to track citizens' mobile devices in several scenarios—which, knowing how laws are drafted here in America, basically boils down to "whenever they feel like it."

The next step will likely be tapping phone calls just to identify and stop people from gathering in their own homes.

By the end of next week, we can probably expect an emergency rollout of facial recognition cameras across the country—all to catch those self-isolation violators as quickly as possible.

Nobody truly has a solution for this situation, especially not under a government as inept as ours.

Our support measures for entrepreneurs are nothing more than a joke.

But if this whole ordeal is just some predictable, petty squabble in Split, then so be it; perhaps then we might actually see better days.

ruggedjackal46 said:It’s honestly a waste of breath telling people not to touch their faces now that restlesssurfer97 is back on the forum 🤦

🤣🤣

Look, I’m basically your cure for times like this, because honestly, the longer you keep your hands clamped over your face, the less absolute nonsense you're gonna end up posting on here🤣🤣

They’re out here putting spikes on the roads over in Murter just to stop anyone trying to escape the island

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavir...id-19-11963451

So, what’s our move now? It doesn't matter if it's just the seniors over 80 dying... apparently, it's starting to hit the younger crowd too. Looks like only VRM16 might save us, since they haven't proven kids are dying yet...

restlesssurfer97 said:🤣🤣

Look, I’m basically your cure for times like this, because honestly, the longer you keep your hands clamped over your face, the less absolute nonsense you're gonna end up posting on here🤣🤣

Healthcare is a total disaster, and here I am hooked up to machines. 🤦

Paul Martinez73 said:https://news.sky.com/story/coronavir...id-19-11963451

So, what’s our move now? It doesn't matter if it's just the seniors over 80 dying... apparently, it's starting to hit the younger crowd too. Looks like only VRM16 might save us, since they haven't proven kids are dying yet...

I haven't heard anything about exceptions that prove the rule.

Weak immunity, totally burnt out 🤷

Between eating junk and counting calories, being underweight, dieting, partying too hard, or maybe even some recreational drugs here and there—look, it’s not like every young person is in peak physical condition.

Elizabeth Mendoza said:Weak immunity, totally burnt out 🤷

Between eating junk and counting calories, being underweight, dieting, partying too hard, or maybe even some recreational drugs here and there—look, it’s not like every young person is in peak physical condition.

Amanda Evans2 said:I haven't heard anything about exceptions that prove the rule.

Eh, they probably would have died from Beroš or just being overweight anyway.
Take it easy, Amanda, in the beginning, every death was considered an exception, people are always looking for excuses, and the virus has only just started its run. More than half of it is still out there circulating, let's see where this all leads...

Look, if you ask me, we’ve got barely any life left to live. We're just going to spend what's remaining stuck at home. The world is heading straight for a total collapse—wars and crises with absolutely no turning back.

Paul Martinez73 said:Eh, they probably would have died from Beroš or just being overweight anyway.
Take it easy, Amanda, in the beginning, every death was considered an exception, people are always looking for excuses, and the virus has only just started its run. More than half of it is still out there circulating, let's see where this all leads...

It honestly feels to me like everyone is just desperate to find proof that this thing is dangerous.
As of right now, only one person in America has died from this disease—the same disease that has already cost quite a few of my friends their jobs.
And let's not forget that some people passed away simply because they couldn't get proper medical care, which is something I've mentioned before.

The mortality rate for people in the 20-30 age bracket is about 0.2 percent. Of course, you're going to run into someone here and there who falls victim to it, like that Spanish man with leukemia...