Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

brightpilot6 said:I honestly find it quite cringeworthy to sit through this performance of his—all that pseudo-charity, the heavy sighing, the theatrics, and those completely manufactured emotions.

Oh, please, as if he just "stumbled upon more money" 🙏 tucked away in some sock under the bed. 🙏

The man is a textbook sociopath.

The news anchor is killing me, you can tell she's struggling to keep a straight face, that initial smirk says everything.🤣🤣

And there's really no point even talking about that narcissistic idiot.

In the rest of this video, there's this guy Ivanovic who absolutely rips him apart, and honestly, massive respect for that.🙏🙏

Noah Perez2 said:Zokij's wife said it a long time ago: slice your bread thinner. You'll eat less, and it'll last you longer ☕.

So, less bread. Easier said than done, because honestly, there's no way I'm ever feeling full without at least half a loaf. 🙏

Vince sighs because he’s just exhausted; they say he doesn't sleep at night because he's constantly losing sleep over how to defend our sacred nation from this plague...

restlesssurfer97 said:Gojko is also scrolling through Reddit. ☕

It’s honestly kind of hilarious how everyone who’s been secretly lurking around here is finally starting to come out of the shadows and reveal themselves. ☕

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Given the current pace of testing—around 635 in the last 24 hours if I'm not mistaken—and the fact that the Immunology Department only started preparing the testing medium today rather than actually running the tests, it would honestly be more efficient to put half the country under quarantine for the next four or five years than to wait for this crew to finish testing everyone. 😂

But let them keep testing; they should focus on contact tracing to prevent new hotspots from forming. Each test takes three hours to process, and some say these are quite reliable since they utilize three genomic sequences... though, of course, these labs have their own specific capacities and ways of doing things.

We have someone at our company who’s about 25 years old and acts just like Aleksandar Vučić; honestly, I guess I should congratulate the parents on that one.

That whole scene at the airport where they were thanking our Chinese brothers, promising that the heavenly nation would return the favor whenever things get tough... it was quite something. I suppose if I'm lucky, maybe I'll live long enough to see that happen before aliens actually land.

restlesssurfer97 said:The news anchor is killing me, you can tell she's struggling to keep a straight face, that initial smirk says everything.🤣🤣

And there's really no point even talking about that narcissistic idiot.

In the rest of this video, there's this guy Ivanovic who absolutely rips him apart, and honestly, massive respect for that.🙏🙏

They’ve actually gone head-to-head once before on a show.

She’s the wife of that singer, Joksimović, by the way.

Charles Roberts33 said:So, less bread. Easier said than done, because honestly, there's no way I'm ever feeling full without at least half a loaf. 🙏

A few months before this disaster hit, we went ahead and bought that Moulinex-based bread maker along with some high-quality flour, but we're currently lacking the yeast needed to get the dough rising. 😂

Some guy at some sketchy little corner store thinks he’s doing me a favor, selling me a brick of bread that could probably last ten years without spoiling. But honestly, I won't even be mad when I get home and realize the expiration date is only a few days away. 🤦 Well, he tossed it away, so now you'll have to go out and find another one. 🤦

Noah Perez2 said:A few months before this disaster hit, we went ahead and bought that Moulinex-based bread maker along with some high-quality flour, but we're currently lacking the yeast needed to get the dough rising. 😂

Some guy at some sketchy little corner store thinks he’s doing me a favor, selling me a brick of bread that could probably last ten years without spoiling. But honestly, I won't even be mad when I get home and realize the expiration date is only a few days away. 🤦 Well, he tossed it away, so now you'll have to go out and find another one. 🤦

My star, there hasn't been any yeast to be found anywhere in Washington, D.C. for three weeks now. Neither the dry nor the fresh kind. As for the fresh stuff, it’s a complete mystery; it seems to spoil within days, yet people still go out of their way to hunt it down. 🙏

Noah Perez2 said:A few months before this disaster hit, we went ahead and bought that Moulinex-based bread maker along with some high-quality flour, but we're currently lacking the yeast needed to get the dough rising. 😂

Some guy at some sketchy little corner store thinks he’s doing me a favor, selling me a brick of bread that could probably last ten years without spoiling. But honestly, I won't even be mad when I get home and realize the expiration date is only a few days away. 🤦 Well, he tossed it away, so now you'll have to go out and find another one. 🤦

Technically, you should be able to whip up some yeast in your own lab, much like how our grandmothers used to do it back in the day.😉

I’m not really sold on those bread machines. I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to bread. It needs to have a real bouquet, a certain ashiness to it.☕

brightpilot6 said:My star, there hasn't been any yeast to be found anywhere in Washington, D.C. for three weeks now. Neither the dry nor the fresh kind. As for the fresh stuff, it’s a complete mystery; it seems to spoil within days, yet people still go out of their way to hunt it down. 🙏

Look, my friend, this world is truly something else. Just take a look at this mess—I’ve bookmarked a photo that shows exactly how much nonsense we're dealing with.

It’s exactly like that "go ahead and buy it yourself if you want peace of mind" mentality. There is zero solidarity here; it’s just a bunch of bottom-of-the-barrel opportunists. 👎

Charles Roberts33 said:Technically, you should be able to whip up some yeast in your own lab, much like how our grandmothers used to do it back in the day.😉

I’m not really sold on those bread machines. I’m a bit of a snob when it comes to bread. It needs to have a real bouquet, a certain ashiness to it.☕

I know, but what can you do? The bill has to be paid regardless. I've managed to sort it out by reaching out to some people who have a bit of extra cash to spare, so we'll get it covered while maintaining a reasonable level of social distance. ☕

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I don't particularly trust those bakers. I’m quite a snob when it comes to bread. It absolutely must have a smoky bouquet. ☕

Well, I suppose I could tell you, though it certainly won't live up to what a local might expect.

Just get one yourself so you can stop worrying about it 🤣

All that flour doesn't mean a thing if you don't have any yeast to make it rise

#procurement and then you can stay quiet

urbanhawk17 said:They’ve actually gone head-to-head once before on a show.

She’s the wife of that singer, Joksimović, by the way.

"That singer," really? She owns every single one of his albums.🙄

Man, buying yeast in a massive city like Washington, D.C. is just wild to me. There’s bread everywhere you look—like, seriously, it’s constant. It’s such a trip compared to when I’m out in the countryside; you don't even have to go looking for a store, and honestly, out there, everyone seems to have that habit of just baking their own damn bread anyway.

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brightpilot6 said:"That singer," really? She owns every single one of his albums.🙄

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brightpilot6 said:"That singer," really? She owns every single one of his albums.🙄

After meeting with that gentleman fully geared up in a mask at the local Walmart, I can't help but feel like people are just spinning around in circles...

Just some random article

I’ve been reading up on this, and you know exactly why it’s flat-out bad rather than just mediocre.
The problem is that they’re cherry-picking spikes where mortality rates peaked and trying to paint a broad, sweeping picture based on isolated incidents. It’s fundamentally flawed logic.
There is a much more relevant study regarding mortality rates conducted in China using completed cases, which was actually presented right here about ten pages ago...