Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Dammit. ☕

Here’s a look at one particular user and the cheap crystal they keep cluttering up their house with
and this goes out to everyone who actually knows who I am

He’ll give you an answer—eventually—once he finally gets a break from all that dancing. ☕

Once he’s had another few of those kid-friendly sodas...

It’s a solid play, you bitter little jerks. ☕

When you get out on that dance floor, there's really only one way to play it—you’ve got to be the absolute best, the one who always leads the pack!

Seriously, why are you even bothering to reach out to him? It’s like you're just showing up at his doorstep looking for a fight...

Jesse Sullivan5 said:When you get out on that dance floor, there's really only one way to play it—you’ve got to be the absolute best, the one who always leads the pack!

I guess I forgot to mention that part... he's actually pretty decent until he steps onto the floor.🙂

bluebison47 said:I guess I forgot to mention that part... he's actually pretty decent until he steps onto the floor.🙂

Even the psychics are predicting it won't move from the platform once it lands...

Here is the footage from Saturday... beer in hand, obviously. ☕

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater

hmm

Pretty sure I caught a glimpse of the legend yesterday.
He's a good looking guy.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/2AF6A...KMLimrshaGoVYh

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It’s shaping up to be quite a spectacular draft day for any true NFL enthusiast
Basically, we're looking at Moneyball, but for the world of football cinema

Dammit

Noah Ross7 said:https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...type=2&theater

hmm

http://failedmessiah.typepad.com/fai...hield-234.html

They’re pros, you have to give them that.🤣

Breaking news: some radical extremist's train just ran over a car.

Elizabeth Mendoza said:https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/2AF6A...KMLimrshaGoVYh

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😁

So, here is my latest compilation of failures, if you're interested in watching things go sideways.