Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

The boss is bigger than the head 🙏

Oh man, you gotta be kidding me, Matthew Young35

urbanhawk17 said:

put99 🙏

bluebison47 said:put99 🙏

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the only real way 😁

rapidstag2 said:Thank you. 🤣🤣

No no, thank you... 🤣🙏

With all due respect, it would probably be best if they were positioned on squares 33 and 28 ☕

They look wonderful just as they are, even if they're a bit off 😉

rapidstag2 said::ro

🤣🤣

So, here’s a little something about that "all-powerful" task force that somehow manages to never be at fault for anything.

THEY WERE WORKING WITHOUT PROTECTION—The head nurse at the nursing home begged for gear, but the Task Force just told her to go hit up the local pharmacies.🙏

Charles Roberts33 said:With all due respect, it would probably be best if they were positioned on squares 33 and 28 ☕

They look wonderful just as they are, even if they're a bit off 😉

Being gay is perfectly fine.

Ribić is visiting Stanković this Sunday 👋

brightpilot6 said:At this rate, every single tourist is going to end up with their own personal concierge from the local tourism board.

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William Kim said:https://www.abbott.com/corpnewsroom/...body-test.html

I have no idea how fast they'll roll out these reagents to the rest of the world, but once this hits our shores, you'll be able to get tested at almost any local clinic.
My guess is that BC and Roche will release their versions pretty quickly too, making testing available at basically every community health center.
Of course, our Minister will find some excuse to claim why we shouldn't be doing it.

Five million tests for April, that's the move right there.🙏🙏

wiredrider9 said:So, here’s a little something about that "all-powerful" task force that somehow manages to never be at fault for anything.

THEY WERE WORKING WITHOUT PROTECTION—The head nurse at the nursing home begged for gear, but the Task Force just told her to go hit up the local pharmacies.🙏

That's just the local branch—the main office is still sitting there perfectly innocent.

urbanhawk17 said:Ribić is visiting Stanković this Sunday 👋

Good grief 🤦

It’s honestly wild how much airtime these pharaohs get, especially when they basically only represent the public sector, you know? Sever mentioned they weren't even consulted about those economic relief measures, but I mean, why would they be? What kind of connection do they even have to that stuff? It’s just plain sick how they go around making up their own reality 🤦

brightpilot6 said:Being gay is perfectly fine.

By French beauty standards, a perfect breast would fit in a champagne flute, whereas by American standards, it could clog a toilet bowl😉.

Given your penchant for megalomania, it’s hardly surprising to see which metrics you live by.

Charles Roberts33 said:By French beauty standards, a perfect breast would fit in a champagne flute, whereas by American standards, it could clog a toilet bowl😉.

Given your penchant for megalomania, it’s hardly surprising to see which metrics you live by.

Screw both the French and the Americans

Is there any merit to going against the grain? Like, would French women actually dig a little kit that fits right inside a brandy flask? 😢

Anthony Jackson2 said:That's just the local branch—the main office is still sitting there perfectly innocent.

Blameless? Seriously? They literally said a perfectly healthy 46-year-old died from COVID without any prior health issues🤣

Maria Anderson said:Is there any merit to going against the grain? Like, would French women actually dig a little kit that fits right inside a brandy flask? 😢

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Maria Anderson said:Is there any merit to going against the grain? Like, would French women actually dig a little kit that fits right inside a brandy flask? 😢

🤣:rof

Maria Anderson said:Is there any merit to going against the grain? Like, would French women actually dig a little kit that fits right inside a brandy flask? 😢

🙏😂