One thing is for sure—I'm going to end up losing my shirt on some random underdog pick:
Daugava 1 Honestly, I have no idea why I even put this odd on my parlay. It's almost ridiculous. The home side is chasing a ticket to the Europa League where they'll likely just get embarrassed in the group stages anyway, and the visitors? They’re a joke—they regularly concede five or six goals like it’s nothing.
Stabaek 1 A win here would pretty much guarantee them a return to the top flight. Meanwhile, the away side has already drifted into the abyss of the lower leagues.
Lokossi 1 Not our local favorites from New York that we all root for—no, I mean the guys from Mother Russia. They’re hunting for a spot at the top of the table and that second place that brings the tttttttt anthem.
AIK 1 The squad from the late Turin is chasing a Europa League spot with only two or three games left, facing off against Norrköping, who are sitting comfortably in the middle of the pack.
Besiktas 1 Mindžušarov's squad could move within a single point of the leaders, Fenerbahçe, if they pull this off. But they're up against a decent Rizespor side. This one feels like a potential landmine.
Mersin 1 Since when did the Turkish second division even show up in the betting markets? It's Monday, so might as well throw a dart at the board, and these guys are in peak form. Soccerway shows they've won four straight, while the visitors are struggling with just 5 points in 8 rounds.
Bilbao-Villarreal over 2.5 goals Both teams score plenty, but they also leak goals like a sieve. Perfect for an over bet, especially since 7 of their last 10 matches have gone over that 2.5 line.
Home-Tampines over 2.5 goals This is the second half of the Singapore league, where the visitors have basically already locked up the title. I'm expecting some end-to-end action, which should make this bet hit.
Orebro 2 Another total wildcard here. You've got the home team in absolutely atrocious form fighting to stay up, while the visitors are pushing for promotion. Total chaos waiting to happen.
I tacked on a few more picks to this increasingly ridiculous Friday afternoon parlay:
Crystal Palace-Fulham X @ 3.10 A matchup between the bad and the worse. I'm expecting a snooze-fest that ends in a draw. The home side hasn't even managed a tie yet this season.