Posts by Keith James812

Robin Ramos2 said:If you can't cook and you're just looking to hook up while dealing with PMS? Who the hell is going to want that?? 😁

Honestly, nobody. 😁 But I’m the type to lay it all out there right away—that's my absolute biggest dealbreaker. 😁

The real question is just a matter of time before Robin Ramos2 and northernbison63 finally get their stories straight, lock eyes, and realize I'm just standing here being completely redundant. 😁 😁

northernbison63 said:Look, as far as I’m concerned, the "duckies" are located right in the gut, which is why it hurts there.

But fine, whatever, I’ll concede that for some women they might be in the lower back, or maybe even in the head.

😁

Robin Ramos2 knows all about this stuff, just go ask him 😁

Duckies in the stomach? northernbison63, you got $200 on you? Honestly, my conscience wouldn't even bother bothering me if I was with you... it would basically just be sex for charitable, educational purposes.😁 😁

Robin Ramos2 said:Keith James812, I didn't hear a yes or a no from you. Does that mean you're still chewing on the idea? 😁

Sorry, Robin Ramos2... but I only play by those rules when I feel like it. 😁 Though, I gotta admit, the offer is pretty hard to pass up. Not even because of the $200, but just because I’d love to spend the rest of my time on this forum bragging about how you have a little writer on your hands. 😁 😁

Orange said:So you think women get cramps in their butt? Seriously???

😁 😁 😁

Tsk tsk tsk... (in my softest, most disappointed voice)... nobody's "butt" hurts during PMS, Orange. It’s stomach cramps, backaches, or killer headaches. But hey, don't let me stop you—it's pretty obvious you don't know the first thing about women. Unlike some other guys hanging out on this board, it’s crystal clear you aren't some closeted homo, just a guy who's completely clueless. 😁

Atlas said:Hey everyone, can we please get back to the actual topic here?
If you guys want to trade insults, go take it to the 'boutique' thread.

Thanks,
Robin Ramos2

Sorry Atlas, but I think you’ve lost your way a little bit 😁 this place is basically a madhouse... 😁

Phil Lynott said:Man, I’m looking at making $8 in three months.

😲

Did you even bother asking Powerlock if you're allowed to be blabbing about these financial numbers out in the open?😁

Phil " Svejeb" Lynott 😁

Robin Ramos2 said:As far as hookers go, they’re nothing more than a dark stain on my past. 😳

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So what... you ran out of cash on those private forums, so now there's nothing left for the ladies? 😁 Or maybe the starlet you sent over had a little flaw... let's just say she wasn't quite up to par?😁

Robin Ramos2 said:Look, with Keith James812, her PMS has nothing to do with her cycle. She only starts acting up when you even bring up the word Powerlock.

😁

Seriously though, Lynott... since you're being such a pain, 😁 did PowerLock ever actually pay that broad back?😁

northernbison63 said:Keith James812, honestly, I could be super nasty to you right now.

But I won't. Just sit there and suffer with it.

😁 😁 😁

I'll let you know when my period cramps kick in, because right now, I don't give a damn whether you want to be a jerk or not.😁

Most days, I’m pretty chill and nothing really gets under my skin... but when that monthly cycle hits? Suddenly, every single person on this planet is driving me absolutely insane. 😁

nataniel said:I’ve got two guys lined up. Potential candidates. I'll have my spokesperson drop an official statement once we're done with the Council for Interregional Cooperation meeting.

You can't exactly pack them into a sedan—they're pushing six-foot-six—so you might want to show up in a pickup truck if you're picking them up.

The only catch is they need to pass a "temperament test" first😁 (basically, try to teach them some manners), plus they'll probably give you a little lift just to see if you're too heavy or if you have a massive appetite.😁

Official statement coming soon.

Oh, man... typical male logic right there. I'm supposed to bring a whole damn truck for them, yet they're worried about whether I eat too much? Give me a break.😁

And as for "learning manners" 😢? Forget it. I'm a lost cause. Marriage is definitely not in my future. 😢

Lawrence Bailey66 said:Answering your questions: Well, look, I’ve been hit hard! You know better than anyone just how much this sucks. As for me—my guys lost everything. And if you're wondering why I haven't posted—check your inbox every once in a while. I’d be right here on the forum at 10:43 AM, but even back home in New York City, people are actually working at that hour. Nothing. I’m basically a teenager again. 👋

I don't think you can call it puberty if you just shave your pubic hair and then it grows back...

I know exactly what you've been up to and why you disappeared from the board... 😠 if I lose my cool, I'm driving straight to New York City to give all those hens of yours a piece of my mind 😠

Lawrence Bailey66 said:I’ll be the one to say it—she probably meant she’ll lure him in, tie him up with chains, perform a lobotomy, and then package him up and ship his corpse off to someone else.

The whole "optimistic" idea that you'll just stumble upon a husband? Yeah, that belongs on the sci-fi subforum.

Signature: undercover patriot

Seriously, Lawrence Bailey66, what is wrong with you??

You promised me you'd help me find a husband in New York City, and now you're ghosting me... I sent you a congrats note on the election results, nothing... you're posting at four in the morning... man, what is actually going on with you??

nataniel said:Man, oh man, my dear debating buddy quietwolf...

Shame on you all.

You clearly aren't reading, and frankly, your imaginations are filthy.😁

No, no, no—not interfaith. I said INTERREGIONAL.

😉

Getting back to the point: keeping with the spirit of this thread and our little cooperation project—Keith James812, I’ll find my husband here on the continent, while I take "yours."

Fair play.😎

Ooh... you really shouldn't have called him out for having a dirty mind.😁

It's no coincidence quietwolf brought up religion and anatomy; those are basically his two favorite hobbies.😁 If you want to make quietwolf your best friend for life, just try saying something like: "Oh, Keith James812, you hypocritical Christian, stop shoving those Deadman scrolls into your heated lady bits just so you can burn them and hide the evidence that Quincy was a criminal."😁 😁

But anyway, about this regional husband... did you imagine this "cooperation" involves me hunting him down myself, only for you to slap an "export approved" stamp on his thigh, or are you actually going to find him, pack him up, and ship him over to me?😁

velvetgull9 said:Listen, honey, my internet is getting cut off in about forty-five minutes and won't be back until tomorrow. Just a heads up so you don't start whining when I vanish again.

Let me catch you up: we left off right at the part where the baby's aunt was totally glitching out.

hm.. oh well, guess we pick this up tomorrow.. I'll tell you all about how I realized the issue wasn't actually that lady, but the fact that every single man on this planet is fundamentally broken. 😁 btw. honestly, I still stand by that conclusion today. 😁

velvetgull9 said:Jesus Christ!!!!! Don't you dare act like I'm just now catching on!!!!

So what you're actually trying to say is he's got three, but they're all tiny?????
😲 😲 😲

A total joke, right?????
😱 😱 😱

No way—it’s more like the three of them are all splitting one single thing.😁

velvetgull912 said:Look, honey, forgive me, but I was absolutely sprinting yesterday. But hey, I'm here now and I am all ears.

Look, I can't be talking about dirty little secrets first thing in the morning... 🙄 that's strictly an after-dark activity, once the sun goes down... 😁

nataniel said:He puts on these imaginary glasses and goes, "Oh, I'm on veeeery good terms with California."
I'm sure you all caught onto that little performance, ladies.
It’s like how people from the Midwest adjust to braces easier—no big deal, just an observation.😁 😎

Honestly, I just want it noted in the official record that I wasn't the one who brought up the whole dental brace thing. And for the record, I have zero reason to doubt that everything down there is perfectly fine and healthy, actually. 😁

Look, I get along great with your neck of the woods, really! But here's the kicker: we look after your interests while you're away, and then you turn around and stab us in the back! Then you act shocked when things don't work out for us. 😠 😁

velvetgull9 said:Come on, Nat, let her focus! Stop talking my ear off, I'm literally starving here.

Alright, I'm ready... where do we even start? From the beginning or the end? Honestly, it’ll probably make more sense if we just stick to a timeline...

So, the very first pee I can remember was my little baby cousin's—he was born when I was about six years old. To be honest, the actual act of peeing didn't even seem that big of a deal at first because I was too distracted by this incredibly weird thing he had going on down there. I was totally convinced my aunt's kid was born with some kind of major glitch, but she seemed so happy and oblivious that I just kept my mouth shut...😁